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it gets you here. it gets you righ here
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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WWOS 1985 Australian F1 Grand Prix (NWS 9, 03/11/85) : 9200s
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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@mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social made this for you / sound on for key commentary
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
ok glad my initial reaction of “who is this Abernethy clown” was correct
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
heyyy duuuding my sisters kids but they don’t know that they just think I’m an idiot which only delights me further
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
sweating, moaning, tossing and turning in bed whispering "fat lizzy" over and again
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
everyone is always effecting their things immediately but i prefer to effect mine with a "slow hand and an easy touch"
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
teeing up a brand new white golf ball with a real ASS LOAD of aerodynamic dimples
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
note to artists: if you’re gonna draw me into an animal man I think I would be a good alligator but don’t add sunglasses because I never wear those
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
soon they will call me Mr. 45
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
actually yes I Am old enough to remember. but I don't. due to physical defects in my brain
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
American prisoner sues for right to eat candycorn
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm living my worst life OR I'm living exclusively for past and future moments
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I hate when you’re communicating with someone and then it slowly comes to be known that, in fact, you are receiving “lip service”
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
yeah dude
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
ahhhHHh (dats me fallin from grace)
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
are the kids getting into the Misfits again. what am I seeing here. well if you’re gonna scream scream with me
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
all my Dawgs are burning IN. our fire is concentrating into a plasmatic orb, and soon shall perform spiritual, figurative, and literal murders like you wouldn't believe
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
in prison for strangling any of the top 10 with a big chain jabba style, everyone loves and respects me and does my eyebrows
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
brain: the Aerosmith microphone scarf

me: lol, lmao

brain: that's all it takes huh
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Hand-Plant Stunt
'Heavy Shreddin''
NES
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM