MELLY
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social
“looming over a spreadsheet like Nosferatu conducting an audit”
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3
Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3
Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
White shirt bastards 🤍 🕊️
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
White shirt bastards 🤍 🕊️
He is this version of himself tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He is this version of himself tonight.
How I sleep at night knowing Kylian Mbappé plays for Real Madrid
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How I sleep at night knowing Kylian Mbappé plays for Real Madrid
With the exception of Trent, this is basically Madrid’s best XI. Tonight feels like a really important game for Xabi and we know how much Athletic love to play Madrid 😬
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
With the exception of Trent, this is basically Madrid’s best XI. Tonight feels like a really important game for Xabi and we know how much Athletic love to play Madrid 😬
Me at 9:30pm tonight, after Reece James scores Chelsea’s 5th and Berenguer’s arsecheek sends Athletic’s winner flying past Courtois.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Me at 9:30pm tonight, after Reece James scores Chelsea’s 5th and Berenguer’s arsecheek sends Athletic’s winner flying past Courtois.
People don’t like change, or the unexpected. A lot of the Farke-IN crowd don’t actually think he can keep us up, but he’s the devil they know.
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
People don’t like change, or the unexpected. A lot of the Farke-IN crowd don’t actually think he can keep us up, but he’s the devil they know.
Woke up with a spring in my step because today is the day! Day 1 of being able to ruin Whamageddon for everyone.
I was MADE FOR THIS!
I was MADE FOR THIS!
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Woke up with a spring in my step because today is the day! Day 1 of being able to ruin Whamageddon for everyone.
I was MADE FOR THIS!
I was MADE FOR THIS!
Someone just sent this list of players who have won both the Champions League and at least one #CopaLibertadores. They were completely unaware of the Leeds United representation! Don’t worry, I was quick to let them know 🇧🇷
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Someone just sent this list of players who have won both the Champions League and at least one #CopaLibertadores. They were completely unaware of the Leeds United representation! Don’t worry, I was quick to let them know 🇧🇷
It’s great, isn’t it?! Who needs shirt numbers when you can just have a leopard print head. Easiest guy to spot by some distance.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s great, isn’t it?! Who needs shirt numbers when you can just have a leopard print head. Easiest guy to spot by some distance.
Code pink.
Channeling iconic PC game Detective Barbie and the Mystery of the Carnival Caper.
Channeling iconic PC game Detective Barbie and the Mystery of the Carnival Caper.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Code pink.
Channeling iconic PC game Detective Barbie and the Mystery of the Carnival Caper.
Channeling iconic PC game Detective Barbie and the Mystery of the Carnival Caper.
I went to Tesco before and this song randomly shuffled onto my Spotify. I can’t explain the sensation, as I began to stroll lithely by the avocados. My whole personality changed.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I went to Tesco before and this song randomly shuffled onto my Spotify. I can’t explain the sensation, as I began to stroll lithely by the avocados. My whole personality changed.
I would have bet my house on that golden goal, tbf.
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I would have bet my house on that golden goal, tbf.
I know Cilla had a rep for being a rude cow but I’ll never forget - or stop quoting - the iconic moment when she ruthlessly exposed Nicola from Cosmopolitan.
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I know Cilla had a rep for being a rude cow but I’ll never forget - or stop quoting - the iconic moment when she ruthlessly exposed Nicola from Cosmopolitan.
Watching Harry Potter.
Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza
Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Watching Harry Potter.
Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza
Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza
I like Timmy, although I’m mostly excited for the return of the Goop Queen. Adore her!
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I like Timmy, although I’m mostly excited for the return of the Goop Queen. Adore her!
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Daniel Farke and Brenden Aaronson looking ahead to ̶T̶r̶i̶w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶u̶r̶n̶a̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ Man City (A)
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Daniel Farke and Brenden Aaronson looking ahead to ̶T̶r̶i̶w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶u̶r̶n̶a̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ Man City (A)
As an aside (I’ve actually never minded them, they have really nice fans) I kinda want Palace to be punished for basically not playing Uche at all this season. Why did they sign him? That could have been Leeds!!*
*we wouldn’t have played him either
*we wouldn’t have played him either
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
As an aside (I’ve actually never minded them, they have really nice fans) I kinda want Palace to be punished for basically not playing Uche at all this season. Why did they sign him? That could have been Leeds!!*
*we wouldn’t have played him either
*we wouldn’t have played him either
Valentin Barco always gives me “naughty kid from a cartoon” vibes, I can’t explain it. I’m quite sure he’s an animation.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Valentin Barco always gives me “naughty kid from a cartoon” vibes, I can’t explain it. I’m quite sure he’s an animation.
Forgot to cancel my cinema bookings this week and am now subject to a 7 day booking ban, shut up Odeon 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Forgot to cancel my cinema bookings this week and am now subject to a 7 day booking ban, shut up Odeon 🙃