MELLY
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social
“looming over a spreadsheet like Nosferatu conducting an audit”
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Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
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Films. Football. Fun.
📌 Durham
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Enzo Maresca: “They were much better than us. We can take nothing from this game”
Happy Wednesday ✌️
Happy Wednesday ✌️
“What did the team lack today?”
Iñigo Lekue: “everything.”
😭
Iñigo Lekue: “everything.”
😭
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Enzo Maresca: “They were much better than us. We can take nothing from this game”
Happy Wednesday ✌️
Happy Wednesday ✌️
White shirt bastards 🤍 🕊️
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
White shirt bastards 🤍 🕊️
Every time Gary Neville commentates from Elland Road, he leaks just a smidgen of residual trauma from a fixture gone by. It’s not respect as such, it’s like a scab that we inflicted that never properly healed.
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Every time Gary Neville commentates from Elland Road, he leaks just a smidgen of residual trauma from a fixture gone by. It’s not respect as such, it’s like a scab that we inflicted that never properly healed.
🇸🇪 This is a Gaby Gudmundsson stan account 🇸🇪
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Chelsea’s shirt is disgusting, by the way.
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Chelsea’s shirt is disgusting, by the way.
I need to complain really quick about the announcer on Sky Sports.
He’s now said “there’s no score” and “it’s scoreless” between Liverpool and Sunderland.
No, there have been *no goals*. It’s *goalless*.
Nil-nil is a score. You stupid fucking fuck.
He’s now said “there’s no score” and “it’s scoreless” between Liverpool and Sunderland.
No, there have been *no goals*. It’s *goalless*.
Nil-nil is a score. You stupid fucking fuck.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I need to complain really quick about the announcer on Sky Sports.
He’s now said “there’s no score” and “it’s scoreless” between Liverpool and Sunderland.
No, there have been *no goals*. It’s *goalless*.
Nil-nil is a score. You stupid fucking fuck.
He’s now said “there’s no score” and “it’s scoreless” between Liverpool and Sunderland.
No, there have been *no goals*. It’s *goalless*.
Nil-nil is a score. You stupid fucking fuck.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How I sleep at night knowing Kylian Mbappé plays for Real Madrid
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How I sleep at night knowing Kylian Mbappé plays for Real Madrid
I haven’t really complained about this on here but when did it become OK to hate children and publicly be opposed to them having safe spaces and money for food, clothing and engagement? The two child cap-lift haters have really revealed their true selves this week.
I saw an article yesterday that Guides have made a similar decision. Whatever people might want to think or say about adults is one thing but the true colours are being shown when you’re applying it to literal children. What a nasty nation we are. Mean spirited, bitter, selfish.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I haven’t really complained about this on here but when did it become OK to hate children and publicly be opposed to them having safe spaces and money for food, clothing and engagement? The two child cap-lift haters have really revealed their true selves this week.
Newcastle United the best home end for needing a mint or some chutty, by the way.
Print it and take it with you tonight. If someone next to me whipped that out of their pocket, I’d be delighted.
Not as delighted as if they had chewing gum or mints, but it’d be the next best thing.
Not as delighted as if they had chewing gum or mints, but it’d be the next best thing.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Newcastle United the best home end for needing a mint or some chutty, by the way.
Me at 9:30pm tonight, after Reece James scores Chelsea’s 5th and Berenguer’s arsecheek sends Athletic’s winner flying past Courtois.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Me at 9:30pm tonight, after Reece James scores Chelsea’s 5th and Berenguer’s arsecheek sends Athletic’s winner flying past Courtois.
Barcelona are a significantly different team with/without Raphinha’s leadership skills. I know people might say he was slightly (comparatively) overlooked last season, and it’s because his leadership is by far his greatest contribution to these cuter bastards.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Barcelona are a significantly different team with/without Raphinha’s leadership skills. I know people might say he was slightly (comparatively) overlooked last season, and it’s because his leadership is by far his greatest contribution to these cuter bastards.
Showed this to my mam.
I’ve had to break down the joke milimetric detail.
She eventually “got it” and had a chuckle…
…Because she thought it was about Paris Hilton.
I’ve had to break down the joke milimetric detail.
She eventually “got it” and had a chuckle…
…Because she thought it was about Paris Hilton.
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Showed this to my mam.
I’ve had to break down the joke milimetric detail.
She eventually “got it” and had a chuckle…
…Because she thought it was about Paris Hilton.
I’ve had to break down the joke milimetric detail.
She eventually “got it” and had a chuckle…
…Because she thought it was about Paris Hilton.
New Luigi Mangione pics have dropped.
Great day to be chronically online!
Great day to be chronically online!
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
New Luigi Mangione pics have dropped.
Great day to be chronically online!
Great day to be chronically online!
If I could meddle with history (Bernard’s Watch, Pym particles, whatever) I’d find a way for RISE LIKE A PHOENIX to be the next Bond theme. You know, cos he died, and everything. open.spotify.com/track/0fvafk...
Rise Like A Phoenix
open.spotify.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
If I could meddle with history (Bernard’s Watch, Pym particles, whatever) I’d find a way for RISE LIKE A PHOENIX to be the next Bond theme. You know, cos he died, and everything. open.spotify.com/track/0fvafk...
Reposted by MELLY
Turkish diaspora in the UK is too niche because I shouldn’t have to scrabble around looking for links for #IntercontinentalDerby. Mind you, if the people of Türkiye don’t wanna come here cos it’s rubbish, I understand.
a coca cola sign is visible in the background of a crowd
Alt: Fenerbache fans. It’s the Intercontinental Derby today.
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Turkish diaspora in the UK is too niche because I shouldn’t have to scrabble around looking for links for #IntercontinentalDerby. Mind you, if the people of Türkiye don’t wanna come here cos it’s rubbish, I understand.
If you had told me a few seasons ago that I’d be having legitimate conversations about whether Real Madrid should sign the guy from Nottingham Forest or the guy from Crystal Palace….. lol
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
If you had told me a few seasons ago that I’d be having legitimate conversations about whether Real Madrid should sign the guy from Nottingham Forest or the guy from Crystal Palace….. lol
Woke up with a spring in my step because today is the day! Day 1 of being able to ruin Whamageddon for everyone.
I was MADE FOR THIS!
I was MADE FOR THIS!
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Woke up with a spring in my step because today is the day! Day 1 of being able to ruin Whamageddon for everyone.
I was MADE FOR THIS!
I was MADE FOR THIS!
I’ve lost count of how many goals Mbappé has scored at this point in the season.
Well, I haven’t. It’s 23.
But still.
Well, I haven’t. It’s 23.
But still.
a man wearing an emirates fly bitter jersey is running
Alt: Dry your eyes if you hate Real Madrid’s Kylian Mbappé
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’ve lost count of how many goals Mbappé has scored at this point in the season.
Well, I haven’t. It’s 23.
But still.
Well, I haven’t. It’s 23.
But still.
Someone just sent this list of players who have won both the Champions League and at least one #CopaLibertadores. They were completely unaware of the Leeds United representation! Don’t worry, I was quick to let them know 🇧🇷
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Someone just sent this list of players who have won both the Champions League and at least one #CopaLibertadores. They were completely unaware of the Leeds United representation! Don’t worry, I was quick to let them know 🇧🇷