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“looming over a spreadsheet like Nosferatu conducting an audit”
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Yep, the famous season when he was so poor that he clearly should have gone to Saudi where he might have done better than the paltry 44 goals he scored in all competitions. People were truly weird. My theory is they don’t like him because he’s smart. He is above all the nonsense.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
He’s so bloody special. And so bloody consistent. I can’t even tell you how much it winds me up when people downplay what he does/what he has been doing for 10 years. I could never rise above it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Might see if my dad fancies putting a fiver on Lukas Nmecha to make the World Cup squad. Would we make a profit if he gets put on standby?
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I said in the summer that I felt he was probably smart enough to realise this is the best job he’ll ever get and just call a spade a spade. He’s put up a hell of a fight to prove otherwise, like.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think that’s basically why so many of us have been so frustrated.
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There were actually some positive remarks about Jared Leto’s performance from the recent test screenings. Apparently very Tim Curry-inspired!
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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No notes. No complaints. Just play to our strengths, that’s all we ask.
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Someone winning is at least a possible outcome.

But to be scoreless, it’s like the game is in the midst of an existential crisis.

“Half time at the Anfield. Let’s cut to the studio for the views of Søren Kierkegaard”
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Almeria, Malaga and Almeria all crashing out and all.
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The song that has been my number 1 every year since I’ve had Spotify dropped to number 5 this year. Gooped and gagged.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Emotional fan.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Slot was aware of - and mentioned - our result in his post match interview. Definitely given him a bit of food for thought.
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I was prepared for him to can anything from the weekend but the fact that he set up like this and got such a significant win… he’s not going to unlearn this.
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
No, because this was far less of a fluke than that game was.
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
COUPON BUSTAS 😎 🚬
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Only one…?
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No traffic measure will be safe.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
As a relegation specialist, Ampadu feels 3 points differently.
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I was going to say that we only won cos I decided not to go but I also decided not to go to Liverpool so Liverpool win, Crystal Palace thrashing 👌
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I think that was pre Stranger Things, wasn’t it? I remember being annoyed that it took them so long to morph.
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’m out of the Stranger Things loop but hasn’t Dacre Montgomery just done that Van Sant film and directed his first feature? Be happy with that, I imagine.
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM