Average Xitter user

All you Christmas decoration haters hating on people with fully decorated houses.

What you gonna do when I live in the house across from you and I do this to my house?

Nothing. Accept defeat. Accept the fate of the amazing decorated houses.

Like a sleeper cell activation

HEY. HEY YOU.
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"YOU DON'T GET IT WE USE TO HAVE 24 EPISODES A SEASON, NOT 10, SERIES USED TO DO ONE EPISODE THAT WAS A MUSICAL, OR MUPPETS, WE USE TO HAVE EPISODES THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN PLOT AND IT WAS JUST TO STRETCH A SIDE CHARACTERS LEGS TO INDULGE THEIR FANS WITH INFO"

HE'S PULLING HIS-

Tucker Carlson says nuclear energy was not created by humans but by demons, the guy who shot Bin Laden says Harris-supporting Gen-z guys should be his concubines and Trump supporters are convinced that a dead squirrel is the thing that pushes Trump over the finish line.

Don’t go to Twitter.

Hai yall :3
have a gud day

I'm pretty discouraged by the way that "The press didn't behave the way we wanted them to" has become "the election was stolen and I am the rightful president."
It does have a certain scent of fascism to it.

Vinny goes trick or treating in VR

twitter still got it

this is going to peel off more independent swing state voters than the cheney endorsement

funny shork

Fell into a hole, came up here, neat place.