Mel’s Discount Ravens
@melthemartian.bsky.social
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UX designer by day. Running festivals and writing weird fiction by moonlight. https://melthemartian.com
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Absolutely
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Life drawing is just teaching your eye to talk to your hand, very practical skill set in the end
melthemartian.bsky.social
Lovecraft probably ate Cheeze-its crackers.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
melthemartian.bsky.social
Keep going. Add a high speed rail through the state.
melthemartian.bsky.social
Next year’s horror 48 is gonna be slime themed.
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mattbaume.bsky.social
Did you know the voice of Disney's Prince Charming was gay? Neither did I, but according to this biography of actor Charles Laughton, Laughton and the actor Bill Phipps were having a not-apparently-secret affair during the making of Cinderella. Good for them!
Text from a book:
Brecht and Laughton also seem to have done the casting them-
selves: a few emigré actors, like Hugo Haas, as the Pope, quite a
number of serious young Hollywood actors, acquaintances of
Laughton (Frances Heflin, sister of Van, for example), but for the
most part, in James Lyon's phrase, 'both Laughton and Brecht
wanted unspoiled, teachable, younger people.' Many of these they
found in the recently defunct Actors' Lab, including one, Bill Phipps,
who, as it happens, became Laughton's lover, a troubled but none the
less sustaining relationship. He played Andrea, though Eric Bentley,
for one, reckons he was overparted. In general, the company they
assembled was young, eager and talented. a photo of bill phipps in a suit, and a screengrab of prince charming at the ball
melthemartian.bsky.social
Friend got mad at Hell dark my hand was getting and got me a sling. Jokes on her, I can’t get it on without her.
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nameshiv.bsky.social
there's a conspiracy theory going around that actually Travis Kelce wrote the songs on the new Swift album that everyone seems to hate and torn between stop making excuses everyone does bad work at some point and these are the sort of conspiracies we need as a society
melthemartian.bsky.social
@phileil.bsky.social Rhode Island angle just dropped
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NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse
melthemartian.bsky.social
If you need $1 trillion to make your business work it’s not a viable business.
melthemartian.bsky.social
I could possibly trade shirt for moving things 👀
melthemartian.bsky.social
Anyone in PVD available to pick up some tshirts next week?
melthemartian.bsky.social
Dang, this was the season opener. What a strong choice.
melthemartian.bsky.social
S11 e1 of King of the Hill. Left meets a drag queen and is mistaken for a man. I was always a boyish kid and frequently asked about my gender. This episode has always been a standout. It wrongly conflates transgender and transvestite, but it is extremely kind to its characters.
melthemartian.bsky.social
S2: the vampire theater is amazing. Someone’s senior thesis got remade in the show.
melthemartian.bsky.social
I don’t even make all the pasta. I just boil it as I need it.
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/ NOT 2 BE AWKWARD OR WEIRD OR NETHING
/ BUT THERE IS A WEATHER IS HAPPENING FANNY PACK NOW
/ THAT IS ALL
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/ DEW U NEED 2 CARRY THINGS AROUND
/ Y NOT CARRY THEM AROUND IN THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING FANNY PACK
/ U CULD WEAR IT AROUND UR WAIST
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/ A LIL INFO FROM WIKIPEDIA:

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melthemartian.bsky.social
There’s a scene in Parks and Rec with a politician that just sits quietly staring into nothing in between meetings. It’s played as a joke. But adult me totally gets that guy.
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Everyone’s boycotting something lately. Conservatives rage at Netflix for old trans-inclusive shows, liberals cancel Disney+ over Kimmel, gamers dump Game Pass over price hikes. It shows how much people think “activism” just means withholding their wallet. Capitalism has captured even our dissent.
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ironspike.bsky.social
And the Jane Goodall Institute later licensed the cartoon to be featured on the shirts they sold to fundraise for chimp conservation.

So yeah, happy ending.
The above comic on a t-shirt, in black and white.
melthemartian.bsky.social
At least I don’t have a day job designing websites and spend my free time running a film festival or making art.

Oh.
Wait.