Memehotep
@memehotep.bsky.social
I'm aware that I am uninteresting.
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Memehotep
@memehotep.bsky.social
· Dec 6
Big fan of keeping Health Insurance executives in the news with obits and hand wringing from billionaire owned media quite frankly.
I fucking mean it.
College basketball is a terrible event to watch.
January 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
College basketball is a terrible event to watch.
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“Tell me the truth, am I out of touch with the common man?” I ask.
“Maybe a little,” says my butler.
I scoff, but my mouth is so full of aged tawny port that I start coughing and almost choke. He pats me on the back a few times.
“Don’t touch me without your gloves,” I wheeze.
“Maybe a little,” says my butler.
I scoff, but my mouth is so full of aged tawny port that I start coughing and almost choke. He pats me on the back a few times.
“Don’t touch me without your gloves,” I wheeze.
July 28, 2023 at 9:19 PM
“Tell me the truth, am I out of touch with the common man?” I ask.
“Maybe a little,” says my butler.
I scoff, but my mouth is so full of aged tawny port that I start coughing and almost choke. He pats me on the back a few times.
“Don’t touch me without your gloves,” I wheeze.
“Maybe a little,” says my butler.
I scoff, but my mouth is so full of aged tawny port that I start coughing and almost choke. He pats me on the back a few times.
“Don’t touch me without your gloves,” I wheeze.
Oh no a celebrity lost their home? Good.
January 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh no a celebrity lost their home? Good.
Happy Ashli Babbitt Getting Glocked Day!!!
January 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Happy Ashli Babbitt Getting Glocked Day!!!
The night before Ashli Babbitt's death. How do you all celebrate this holiday?
January 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The night before Ashli Babbitt's death. How do you all celebrate this holiday?
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Lady in the next stall: Do you have a tampon?
*passes one to her*
Lady: This is a string cheese.
*passes one to her*
Lady: This is a string cheese.
December 1, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Lady in the next stall: Do you have a tampon?
*passes one to her*
Lady: This is a string cheese.
*passes one to her*
Lady: This is a string cheese.
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Die Hard isn’t realistic? Explain this.
December 30, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Die Hard isn’t realistic? Explain this.
Happy Holidays to everyone except the massive amount of violent European anal porn.
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Happy Holidays to everyone except the massive amount of violent European anal porn.
Are you an apostate and celebrate Toyotathon?
December 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Are you an apostate and celebrate Toyotathon?
This photo always conjures serious heartbreak for me. And I'm worried we're going backwards to this for number of reasons.
December 19, 2024 at 6:36 AM
This photo always conjures serious heartbreak for me. And I'm worried we're going backwards to this for number of reasons.
Fresh MBA out of Harvard: What if we re-branded school shootings as a way to remove people that aren't interested in side hustles?
Me: *shoots self*
Me: *shoots self*
December 18, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Fresh MBA out of Harvard: What if we re-branded school shootings as a way to remove people that aren't interested in side hustles?
Me: *shoots self*
Me: *shoots self*
I think we should be able to send words of encouragement to our Doordash drivers while they pick up our food.
December 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I think we should be able to send words of encouragement to our Doordash drivers while they pick up our food.
I think it's great that ESPN wants to normalize talking to Luigi.
December 14, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I think it's great that ESPN wants to normalize talking to Luigi.
I miss when my life was when I was worried about how I'd build a Lego set in an arbitrary amount of time in my childish mind.
December 14, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I miss when my life was when I was worried about how I'd build a Lego set in an arbitrary amount of time in my childish mind.
Cinnamon is an F-tier spice.
December 13, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Cinnamon is an F-tier spice.
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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Rad
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
December 12, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Rad
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We’re too tired and distracted to have to eat around the bones
December 10, 2024 at 12:37 AM
We’re too tired and distracted to have to eat around the bones
I knew the Hamburgler was a police informant.
December 10, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I knew the Hamburgler was a police informant.