Jake
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You think I'd be better at these by now, but ya know
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THIS SHOULD NOT BE A RARE STANCE. I SHOULD NOT HAVE ONLY ONE (1) EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE SAYING THIS SHIT WITH THEIR WHOLE CHEST.
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
THIS SHOULD NOT BE A RARE STANCE. I SHOULD NOT HAVE ONLY ONE (1) EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE SAYING THIS SHIT WITH THEIR WHOLE CHEST.
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
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Insane catch by Tee Higgins
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Insane catch by Tee Higgins
That was a dogshit play call by Oregon. Roll to the weak side and get a one-on-one matchup??
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
That was a dogshit play call by Oregon. Roll to the weak side and get a one-on-one matchup??
The VRBO Fiesta Bowl does not sound right to me. Tostitos were the perfect sponsor
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The VRBO Fiesta Bowl does not sound right to me. Tostitos were the perfect sponsor
That Mike Brown timeout came one possession too late
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
That Mike Brown timeout came one possession too late
I also watched Caught Stealing and enjoyed that a fair bit. Every member of the cast is great. Austin Butler is a guy who you can think one way about but is actually the other way
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I also watched Caught Stealing and enjoyed that a fair bit. Every member of the cast is great. Austin Butler is a guy who you can think one way about but is actually the other way
I watched Good Time today and Robert Pattinson would have made a good Charles Manson. Those eyes are so crazy
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I watched Good Time today and Robert Pattinson would have made a good Charles Manson. Those eyes are so crazy
Movies used to have guys at the piano riffing
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Movies used to have guys at the piano riffing
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
It’s kind of wild Jaxson Hayes is still in the league. We saw him get tased on camera
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s kind of wild Jaxson Hayes is still in the league. We saw him get tased on camera
John Cazale would have been the greatest actor of all time if he was still alive. What a gift
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
John Cazale would have been the greatest actor of all time if he was still alive. What a gift
McBride shoots the ball so damn high
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
McBride shoots the ball so damn high
There is no one at the Knicks Nets game
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There is no one at the Knicks Nets game
The Vikings had Sam Darnold in the building and voluntarily walked away. Awful FO and Kev O’Connell doesn’t seem that good either
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Vikings had Sam Darnold in the building and voluntarily walked away. Awful FO and Kev O’Connell doesn’t seem that good either
Sometimes that first beer changes your aspect ratio
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Sometimes that first beer changes your aspect ratio
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McConnell is so senile he had to step down from party leadership but is allowed to remain a US senator for some reason
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
McConnell is so senile he had to step down from party leadership but is allowed to remain a US senator for some reason
The last shot of Friendship is my single favorite last shot ever. Just so intensely sad and hysterical all at the same time
September 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The last shot of Friendship is my single favorite last shot ever. Just so intensely sad and hysterical all at the same time
Marinating up carne asada to grill tomorrow and that’s what has powered me through this week. Already made a salsa verde and going to make a red salsa charred up on the grill tomorrow. Excited as hell doesn’t even cover it
August 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Marinating up carne asada to grill tomorrow and that’s what has powered me through this week. Already made a salsa verde and going to make a red salsa charred up on the grill tomorrow. Excited as hell doesn’t even cover it
Really loved Eephus. What a beautiful movie capturing a past time that it feels like we’re losing. The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is more baseball leagues obviously
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Really loved Eephus. What a beautiful movie capturing a past time that it feels like we’re losing. The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is more baseball leagues obviously
Been doing yard work and let me tell you… I love it. I get why people spend so much time in their backyard
July 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Been doing yard work and let me tell you… I love it. I get why people spend so much time in their backyard