Matt Olson
@metalson.bsky.social
Freelance marine biologist and stoner doom zealot. Parody account, not the real @metalson
Oh hell yeah I got a grey tuxedo too. Top tier cat
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Oh hell yeah I got a grey tuxedo too. Top tier cat
Me in my mall apartment:
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me in my mall apartment:
I’m not worried, even if it’s a meme format I don’t like. I got this:
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m not worried, even if it’s a meme format I don’t like. I got this:
There’s tweets. Tweets is a word, it means a post on a microblog.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There’s tweets. Tweets is a word, it means a post on a microblog.
Smallest burrito of your life so far!
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Smallest burrito of your life so far!
They’re making Bluesky replies over on threads now, this place is cooked.
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They’re making Bluesky replies over on threads now, this place is cooked.
Okay but we did make our own candy at home, just not in the way they’re thinking.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Okay but we did make our own candy at home, just not in the way they’re thinking.
Looking at an election results map even though I only understand NYC through The Warriors:
“What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”
“What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Looking at an election results map even though I only understand NYC through The Warriors:
“What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”
“What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”
“If you respected Dick Cheney…”
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“If you respected Dick Cheney…”
YES! YOU MUST READ FROM THE BOOK!
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
YES! YOU MUST READ FROM THE BOOK!
(Sigh) “Something like what, Mulder?”
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
(Sigh) “Something like what, Mulder?”
The internet is telling me he didn’t mean it in that way but as the godfather of weird fiction I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt.
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The internet is telling me he didn’t mean it in that way but as the godfather of weird fiction I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt.
I did not know Mamdani wants to give needles to Javier Bardem. No longer supporting him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I did not know Mamdani wants to give needles to Javier Bardem. No longer supporting him.
Yes you do it’s this guy
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yes you do it’s this guy