Matt Olson
@metalson.bsky.social
Freelance marine biologist, stoner doom metal zealot. Weird as fuck on LA stages, annoying as fuck on the internet. Parody account, not the real @metalson
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Matt Olson
@metalson.bsky.social
· Sep 17
I hope whoever ends up murdering me isn’t very attractive.
If you are one of the scientists who championed the cause of not referring to apes as “monkeys”, just know that you will be despised by history, and your putrid taxonomic ideas will die with you.
February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you are one of the scientists who championed the cause of not referring to apes as “monkeys”, just know that you will be despised by history, and your putrid taxonomic ideas will die with you.
Whoever keeps posting these flyers outside my work is contributing more to the discourse than any of you
![Flyer taped to a lightpole that reads: We Need POSITIVE Media Representations to Prepare for ASCENSION Not Star Wars (The Mother Earth is ascending on behalf of ALL LIFE.)
Sexist and militaristic portravals such de the wrongly-bortraved older Arduria
DAUGHTER of Admiral Ackbar depicted above-left juxtaposed with the similarly older and FEMALE Earth primatologist Jane Goodall above-right] in science-fiction and fantasy media DO NOT help the ascension efforts of people supportive of the Mother Planet Earth as she/it returns to the fifth-dimensional branespace-based aspect of the cosmic environment where NO prejudice or bias exists but rather GENUINE unity consciousness-based experience (i.e. equality-based) pertains for all sentient beings and the interconnected Web
SOON. Expand your conscioue branespace-based awareness NOW! of Life (as more than just a concept.) p-d-5-branespace conduit CLOSING
Sirius Is Here / White Lions Assist
Expect Galactic Ascension soon.
Earth is leaving 3D/4D reality
Be your real/total CONSCIOUS SELF.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rg25uny4onbwmccwp2krvwno/bafkreidx5v7gtg26rdm4uz7xkumveg6ieodfowd7x7gltscy6syp7bw7qy@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Whoever keeps posting these flyers outside my work is contributing more to the discourse than any of you
if someone ever angrily shook their fist in the air at me while i ran off, i would be so ashamed. i would start crying and i’d go back and apologize to them.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
if someone ever angrily shook their fist in the air at me while i ran off, i would be so ashamed. i would start crying and i’d go back and apologize to them.
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its cool how there's never been a single quality justification for restrictive borders for civilians in history
February 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
its cool how there's never been a single quality justification for restrictive borders for civilians in history
is that “thing” from the lauryn hill song the same thing from the john carpenter movie?
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
is that “thing” from the lauryn hill song the same thing from the john carpenter movie?
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The intersection of anti-vax eugenics and racist mass-kidnapping is industrial murder via forced infection.
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The intersection of anti-vax eugenics and racist mass-kidnapping is industrial murder via forced infection.
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I couldnt stop thinking about this. Reading, going through notes and put together a rough timeline that would explain that spread of symptoms and the long and short of it is they shot this man so full of antipsychotic medication no one could ever justify and it made his body poison itself to death.
ICE detained a healthy man with no history of serious illness and by the time he was deported to Costa Rica 10 months later he was brain dead and had conditions including sepsis, rhabdo, protein malnutrition, and toxic encephalophagy which is caused by prolonged exposure to METALS OR RADIATION.
Family seeks answers after ICE deported man to Costa Rica in vegetative state
Exclusive: Before Randall Gamboa Esquivel died, his health had deteriorated badly while he was in ICE custody
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I couldnt stop thinking about this. Reading, going through notes and put together a rough timeline that would explain that spread of symptoms and the long and short of it is they shot this man so full of antipsychotic medication no one could ever justify and it made his body poison itself to death.
Tom Waits, Lemmy Kilmister, Billie Joe Armstrong, & Prince
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Tom Waits, Lemmy Kilmister, Billie Joe Armstrong, & Prince
a cat account would never say something like this
January 31, 2026 at 7:10 AM
a cat account would never say something like this
I cant verify if this anecdote is true but if so, very funny comparison of what kinds of flags Dylan Carlson considers a deal breaker vs what flags he doesn’t.
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I cant verify if this anecdote is true but if so, very funny comparison of what kinds of flags Dylan Carlson considers a deal breaker vs what flags he doesn’t.
real stupid of humans to evolve from chimpanzees instead of orangutans, that’s where we fucked up
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
real stupid of humans to evolve from chimpanzees instead of orangutans, that’s where we fucked up
I feel so betrayed by luigi now that it seems like he didnt do it.
how dare he
how dare he
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I feel so betrayed by luigi now that it seems like he didnt do it.
how dare he
how dare he
Lyonel Baratheon invented the mosh pit
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Lyonel Baratheon invented the mosh pit
God i hate to glaze a fucking politician like this but i just saw the video of Ilhan getting sprayed with the liquid and she immediately charges at the guy and winds up to throw a punch its pretty sick.
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 AM
God i hate to glaze a fucking politician like this but i just saw the video of Ilhan getting sprayed with the liquid and she immediately charges at the guy and winds up to throw a punch its pretty sick.
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elected dems: "we just want to return to the sane, competent immigration enforcement that we had under president biden"
[the immigration enforcement we had under president biden]
[the immigration enforcement we had under president biden]
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
elected dems: "we just want to return to the sane, competent immigration enforcement that we had under president biden"
[the immigration enforcement we had under president biden]
[the immigration enforcement we had under president biden]
i don’t think the US government has ever looked weaker than it has while talking about Alex Pretti
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 AM
i don’t think the US government has ever looked weaker than it has while talking about Alex Pretti
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I don't want to stop with Bovino, or with Noem, or with Miller, or with Bondi, Vance, or Trump. I want this entire fake fucking issue of immigration to go away.
January 27, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I don't want to stop with Bovino, or with Noem, or with Miller, or with Bondi, Vance, or Trump. I want this entire fake fucking issue of immigration to go away.
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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"As many as 1,360 children have never been reunited with their parents six years after the United States government forcibly separated them at the US border to deter migrants."
US: Lasting Harm from Family Separation at the Border
As many as 1,360 children have never been reunited with their parents six years after the United States government forcibly separated them at the US border, and US efforts to help separated families h...
www.hrw.org
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"As many as 1,360 children have never been reunited with their parents six years after the United States government forcibly separated them at the US border to deter migrants."
I’m not being a “doomer” when I say that the moon isn’t made of cheese, I’m just suggesting that if you’re gonna go there, maybe you should pack a cheese lunch
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I’m not being a “doomer” when I say that the moon isn’t made of cheese, I’m just suggesting that if you’re gonna go there, maybe you should pack a cheese lunch
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America is not only evil, it is *the most evil* entity to exist since it came to a power in a time where we could solve scarcity and squalor with our productive forces and then murdered hundreds of millions to make sure that can never happen. Fuck this place forever it needs to die
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
America is not only evil, it is *the most evil* entity to exist since it came to a power in a time where we could solve scarcity and squalor with our productive forces and then murdered hundreds of millions to make sure that can never happen. Fuck this place forever it needs to die
Battlebots would be the biggest sport in the world if they made the robots like ten feet tall.
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Battlebots would be the biggest sport in the world if they made the robots like ten feet tall.
There is auld lang syne and there is bauld lang syne, but there is no auld bauld lang syne.
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
There is auld lang syne and there is bauld lang syne, but there is no auld bauld lang syne.
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But the best course of action is to be quiet and play nice, right Tim?
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
But the best course of action is to be quiet and play nice, right Tim?