Alberto Uribe
@mexica-itachi.bsky.social
depresso pero sabroso
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MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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"I'll walk on broken glass, if it means seeing you tonight..."
February 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"I'll walk on broken glass, if it means seeing you tonight..."
This thread is gold. 💀
Have you seen this thread?
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it was less than 6 months ago a lady threw away her entire career to have an emotional affair with a man that looks like Krang from the ninja turtles
January 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This thread is gold. 💀
conversations with my sister:
January 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
conversations with my sister:
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“Don’t hate the player hate the game”
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Don’t hate the player hate the game”
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
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Honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point 😭
January 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point 😭
99% of Teams calls could have been an email. ☕️
the word wrath that is on a red background
ALT: the word wrath that is on a red background
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
99% of Teams calls could have been an email. ☕️
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
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From the Twitter archives.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From the Twitter archives.
