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Michael Ryan Segal
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I've been like an actor once or twice or something-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ow5QnNdCM

Pretended to be a musician sometimes -
https://soundcloud.com/nickycowboy

Hell,
I'm Jumpin Jack Flash and it's a gas gas gas,

or something.....
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When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Attorney General Pam Bondi said she will ask a federal court to unseal more grand jury testimony in the Jeffrey Epstein case.

But those transcripts, which could take weeks to release, would constitute only a fraction of the evidence the FBI has. wapo.st/40TzAVW
Attorney General Bondi expected to seek release of Epstein grand jury testimony
The attorney general said she would ask a court Friday to unseal pertinent grand jury records. That’s a portion of what would be included in the Justice Department’s broader investigative file.
wapo.st
July 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Why are there no videos of ICE deporting MS-13? We only heard about that gang everyday during the campaigns yet all we see are masked man in full war body armor throwing 13 year olds around inside court and grabbing babies from mothers on the street?
July 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Tesla Takedown in Boston.
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I do hope the business community takes note of the fact that while Trump is wrecking their supply chain with tariffs, he thinks he’s free import a foreign jet for free.

Buy American? Lolz

He’s grounding Air Force One for his Qatari air palace.

It’s all revolting autocratic corruption.
May 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Could you imagine the response if a democratic president said they didn’t know if they had to uphold the Constitution?

How fast would the articles of impeachment be drawn ?

20 minutes at the most
May 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Imagine if another country’s president was cracking down on the opposition party’s fundraising mechanism “to cripple their opponents’ political infrastructure”

Authoritarianism is here. 🇺🇸
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
April 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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The thing is….pictures like this one existed decades ago. You’re telling me the FBI didn’t know about this activity? Yeah. Bullshit. People not only gave him a pass, but they concealed what they knew.
April 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The FBI is arresting judges. We just blew through Constitutional Crisis and into fascism.
April 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Maybe federal judges will realize it's time to stop dicking around and time to start throwing people in jail themselves.
April 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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“He is one of the top five, probably, most targeted people in the world for espionage.”

That seems accurate!
April 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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No. You’ve been watching stock market fraud.
April 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Is insider trader legal now? Hell no. But when you “own” the folks who would normally investigate you…it’s the next “best” thing. What a load of BS.
April 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Wha happened today would be treated as crime if they didn’t now also control all the law enforcement agencies
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Average people don't have a bunch of cash sitting around to buy the dip created by Trump's manufactured crash.

Billionaires do.
April 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Don’t overthink this.
He’s asking for bribes.
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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It’s a month since the administration detained and disappeared a green card holder, a lawful permanent resident.

We cannot allow this to be normalized or forgotten.
April 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Ope.
April 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!
April 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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"Like Abrego Garcia, Musk is an immigrant...One of these individuals is a paragon of manliness; the other is an effete parasite...The government took one and shipped him to a gulag at the same time it was granting the other permission to pillage the government."
www.thebulwark.com/p/a-tale-of-...
A Tale of Two Men
Look at MAGA family values, in all its repellent splendor.
www.thebulwark.com
April 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I can’t believe this is real! It’s like the worst caricature of how the right says Soros does politics.
In a video posted by Elon Musk’s PAC, a $1M check recipient linked voting to receiving the money:

“My name’s Ekaterina Deistler. …I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do: sign the petition, refer friends and family, vote, and now I have a million dollars.”
March 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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This is the result of decades of civic poisoning by Fox News and right-wing echo chambers and channels.
March 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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“Goldberg has responded to questions about the photo, telling CBS News: ‘If your eyeballs see us together, then I guess your eyeballs are seeing us together.’”
Mike Waltz said he never met Jeffrey Goldberg. A photo suggests otherwise
Goldberg has responded to questions about the photo, telling CBS News, "If your eyeballs see us together, then I guess your eyeballs are seeing us together."
www.newsweek.com
March 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM