Michael Gormly
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Michael Gormly
@michaelgormly.bsky.social
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This EP Could Sell a Truck, by Michael Gormly
4 track album
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My new EP titled THIS EP COULD SELL A TRUCK is now available for streaming and purchase on Bandcamp!
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The Princess Bride literally presents itself as a comfort movie
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Princess Bride literally presents itself as a comfort movie
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Via process of elimination, Jay-Z now has the best verse on Monster
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Via process of elimination, Jay-Z now has the best verse on Monster
Walking into 2026
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Walking into 2026
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folks it is not your grandmother
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
folks it is not your grandmother
A Christmas Carol is the best because it contains both:
1) Ghosts
2) Socialist Polemic
1) Ghosts
2) Socialist Polemic
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A Christmas Carol is the best because it contains both:
1) Ghosts
2) Socialist Polemic
1) Ghosts
2) Socialist Polemic
I also dropped some songs about Travis Kelce's dick this year and nobody brings this up
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I also dropped some songs about Travis Kelce's dick this year and nobody brings this up
Tale as old as time...
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1946)
The transformation of the Beast into Prince Charming is ambiguous—what we have gained cannot take the place of what we have lost. (When shown the film, Greta Garbo is reported to have said at the end, "Give me back my beast.")
The transformation of the Beast into Prince Charming is ambiguous—what we have gained cannot take the place of what we have lost. (When shown the film, Greta Garbo is reported to have said at the end, "Give me back my beast.")
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Tale as old as time...
I would have expected the bad live-action Netflix Avatar show to quietly slink away but nah, second season i guess
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I would have expected the bad live-action Netflix Avatar show to quietly slink away but nah, second season i guess
We don't talk enough about how a plot point in Die Hard 3 is the villain makes McClane wear a racist sign in a black neighborhood
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We don't talk enough about how a plot point in Die Hard 3 is the villain makes McClane wear a racist sign in a black neighborhood
We're here to make Christmas woke now people, I wanna see hustle
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We're here to make Christmas woke now people, I wanna see hustle
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Waiting for one of these addled twits to unprompted say we should guillotine people
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Waiting for one of these addled twits to unprompted say we should guillotine people
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Saving someone cursed by the Ring tape by killing them before the ghost girl gets them
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Saving someone cursed by the Ring tape by killing them before the ghost girl gets them
FIFA being in the news reminded me of when they put out that self-aggrandizing piece of shit movie that bombed as hard as humanly possible the same year their massive corruption scandal came to light
youtu.be/cKLNPlwxTPA?...
youtu.be/cKLNPlwxTPA?...
United Passions Official Trailer 1 (2015) - Tim Roth, Sam Neill Movie HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
FIFA being in the news reminded me of when they put out that self-aggrandizing piece of shit movie that bombed as hard as humanly possible the same year their massive corruption scandal came to light
youtu.be/cKLNPlwxTPA?...
youtu.be/cKLNPlwxTPA?...
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The idea that they want only legal immigration was a lie from the start.
Routine naturalization ceremonies scheduled for this month in Putnam, Dutchess and Ulster counties to welcome new U.S. citizens were abruptly canceled last week by the federal government, surprising local officials. buff.ly/8emFeDU
Citizen Ceremonies Canceled
Dutchess, Putnam clerks say they have new dates for next year
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The idea that they want only legal immigration was a lie from the start.
Call me an optimist, but I don't see this guy successfully constructing a thousand-year reich
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Call me an optimist, but I don't see this guy successfully constructing a thousand-year reich
There has always been a good video game movie
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There has always been a good video game movie
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
Mr. President, I want to congratulate you on your 56-minute DS1 All-Bosses Run. Joe Biden could never have dreamed of such splits, such RNG. The American people have been crying out for frame-perfect SWAGFGS, it was unthinkable, but you delivered it to them...
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Mr. President, I want to congratulate you on your 56-minute DS1 All-Bosses Run. Joe Biden could never have dreamed of such splits, such RNG. The American people have been crying out for frame-perfect SWAGFGS, it was unthinkable, but you delivered it to them...
remeber economic anxiety?
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
remeber economic anxiety?
Never beating the charges
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Never beating the charges
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i think this is my favourite delivery of this joke
January 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
i think this is my favourite delivery of this joke
So the second strike was ordered for yuks?
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So the second strike was ordered for yuks?