Mike Hasko
michaelhasko.com
Mike Hasko
@michaelhasko.com
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He/Him

Mastodon - @[email protected]

You might know me as @mhasko from the bird site
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BASED CAPCOM

THEY REALLY SAID PICK UP A PENCIL
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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I’d make fun of the videogame award show but the Golden Globes are giving an award for best podcast so the goalposts have been moved so much that getting a statue from Jeff Keighley and the Capri Sun mascot is a fuckin Pulitzer Prize by comparison
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Light it up, let's go! 🔥

A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!

Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Hey @aidanmoher.com I found you (and me) a new writing tool: riddlefoxgames.itch.io/manawriter
ManaWriter by Riddle Fox Games
a virtual writerdeck based on snes rpg's
riddlefoxgames.itch.io
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Up 1 after 2 ends at Future League winter playoffs first round at Pittsburgh Curling Club #curling #pcc
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Repost since text was weird.

Rock and ice maintenance morning at Pittsburgh Curling club. Sanded rocks and tightened the handles. Learned to scrape and pebble.
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo shinwa ni naaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeee
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It took me a year to believe it was over
And it took me two more to get over the loss, woah-woah
I took a beating when you wrote me those letters
And every time I remembered the taste of your lip gloss

Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people, so meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Trump just threw Elise Stefanik under a bus that Mamdani just made free.
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
When I need to microwave something for a minute or a minute and a half, I find it Wrong to enter 1-0-0 or 1-3-0 as the time. 6-0 or 9-0 is Correct capital c. The other way is Wrong capital w.

This perfectly describes my personality.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is my first full season of #curling . I'm in Pittsburgh CC's Future league (everyone under 2 full years of playing made up of static teams) and a casual Saturday morning drop in league.

Every game I've played so far this year, my team has had less points than the other other team.
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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The person-hours lost, seconds at a time, because "United States Minor Outlying Islands" sorts before "United States of America"
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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G'raha Tia's voice actor and, apparently, movie and television actor Jonathan Bailey got voted People's Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, apparently the first openly gay man to do so!

mfw
a woman with pink hair and red eyes is holding a blue sword in her hand .
Alt: G'raha Tia, a catboy with red hair, gives a thumbs up
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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So “Mountbatten Windsor” is an extra strong FU, right?

The royal family is “Windsor,” representatives of the state. But as a courtesy to Prince Phillip, the old queen decided that non-royal descendants would have the double barreled surname.
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When a Pez collector makes it to the Pez factory and museum.
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I would call Trump a secret Canadian, finishing what they started during the War of 1812, but that'd be an insult to Canadians.

Still, time for an update on this song me thinks:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jl...
War of 1812 - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
YouTube video by ciniful
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Awww, NBC didn't call that team in the Friday night Orchard Park High School B roll the Fighting Quakers, which is what I knew them as.
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Nature is healing
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Yesterday I learned that some believe knowing Expedition 33 has an Act III is a spoiler. I too think it's irresponsible for a book to have a page count.
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They're Probably Not Giants
Putter Frenzy
System of a Middle
Subtly downgrade a band:

Great Big Lake
The Huh
The Collect Call
Pitbull-Corgi Mix
Maxi Deacon
The C+ Gees
Imagine Komodo Dragons
The Kinda Blah But Not Like In A Bad Mood Blues
Radioneck
Subtly downgrade a band:

Peck
September 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM