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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
Got the custom domain handle sorted, now you know it’s truly me and not a better looking impostor
November 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Got the custom domain handle sorted, now you know it’s truly me and not a better looking impostor
Something to be said about there being an increasing number of social platforms to try and keep up with now. Can be overwhelming, honestly turns me off bothering with any of them.
July 6, 2023 at 8:57 AM
Something to be said about there being an increasing number of social platforms to try and keep up with now. Can be overwhelming, honestly turns me off bothering with any of them.
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Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.
You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
July 1, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.
You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
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this new UI update is looking pretty slick
June 28, 2023 at 7:57 PM
this new UI update is looking pretty slick
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Hello it's me your good friend Amazon S3
May 3, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Hello it's me your good friend Amazon S3
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the energy on here is like this and i hope it lasts forever
April 29, 2023 at 1:08 AM
the energy on here is like this and i hope it lasts forever
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📢 1.26 update!
- Added accessibility tooling throughout the app
- Added the ability to view alt text on images
- Removed some confusing horizontal lines in threads
- Add a muted accounts list to settings
- Add a full date to expanded posts in threads
1/2
- Added accessibility tooling throughout the app
- Added the ability to view alt text on images
- Removed some confusing horizontal lines in threads
- Add a muted accounts list to settings
- Add a full date to expanded posts in threads
1/2
May 3, 2023 at 2:43 PM
📢 1.26 update!
- Added accessibility tooling throughout the app
- Added the ability to view alt text on images
- Removed some confusing horizontal lines in threads
- Add a muted accounts list to settings
- Add a full date to expanded posts in threads
1/2
- Added accessibility tooling throughout the app
- Added the ability to view alt text on images
- Removed some confusing horizontal lines in threads
- Add a muted accounts list to settings
- Add a full date to expanded posts in threads
1/2
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I pour myself a cup of coffee. "computer. what are the users up to today?"
computer: "good morning paul. I've analyzed activity over the last six hours. they're fucking your shit up. absolutely pwning u. it's chaos on the app, youre so clowned lol"
computer: "good morning paul. I've analyzed activity over the last six hours. they're fucking your shit up. absolutely pwning u. it's chaos on the app, youre so clowned lol"
May 2, 2023 at 1:41 PM
I pour myself a cup of coffee. "computer. what are the users up to today?"
computer: "good morning paul. I've analyzed activity over the last six hours. they're fucking your shit up. absolutely pwning u. it's chaos on the app, youre so clowned lol"
computer: "good morning paul. I've analyzed activity over the last six hours. they're fucking your shit up. absolutely pwning u. it's chaos on the app, youre so clowned lol"
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The Microsoft Zune called it "squirting" when you shared music and I will think about that every time I see the word "skeet" on here.
April 30, 2023 at 11:18 PM
The Microsoft Zune called it "squirting" when you shared music and I will think about that every time I see the word "skeet" on here.
the never ending urge to just turn this into a shitpost account
April 30, 2023 at 11:41 PM
the never ending urge to just turn this into a shitpost account
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FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
April 26, 2023 at 11:15 PM
FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
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New shitposting tool!
https://retr0.id/stuff/skeetstudio/
SkeetStudio is a write-only bsky client that lets you invisibly ping people, create misleading tags and URLs, and more!
https://retr0.id/stuff/skeetstudio/
SkeetStudio is a write-only bsky client that lets you invisibly ping people, create misleading tags and URLs, and more!
April 30, 2023 at 7:10 PM
New shitposting tool!
https://retr0.id/stuff/skeetstudio/
SkeetStudio is a write-only bsky client that lets you invisibly ping people, create misleading tags and URLs, and more!
https://retr0.id/stuff/skeetstudio/
SkeetStudio is a write-only bsky client that lets you invisibly ping people, create misleading tags and URLs, and more!
being a european on here is great because i can wake up every morning and get a beautiful recap of the night’s hellthreads
April 30, 2023 at 8:12 AM
being a european on here is great because i can wake up every morning and get a beautiful recap of the night’s hellthreads
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grocer: please stop
me: *smashing eggs with fist* none of these are ripe
me: *smashing eggs with fist* none of these are ripe
April 29, 2023 at 6:22 PM
grocer: please stop
me: *smashing eggs with fist* none of these are ripe
me: *smashing eggs with fist* none of these are ripe
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Want to test out a brand new, lightning fast, buttery smooth Bluesky client?
v0.0.5 of Graysky is out now!
Join here: https://testflight.apple.com/join/8Q1M4gwt
v0.0.5 of Graysky is out now!
Join here: https://testflight.apple.com/join/8Q1M4gwt
Join the Graysky beta
Available on iOS
testflight.apple.com
April 25, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Want to test out a brand new, lightning fast, buttery smooth Bluesky client?
v0.0.5 of Graysky is out now!
Join here: https://testflight.apple.com/join/8Q1M4gwt
v0.0.5 of Graysky is out now!
Join here: https://testflight.apple.com/join/8Q1M4gwt
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Bluesky right now very much has the energy of a speakeasy that is somehow also a bunch of 4th graders loose in a museum overnight.
April 25, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Bluesky right now very much has the energy of a speakeasy that is somehow also a bunch of 4th graders loose in a museum overnight.