Michelle
@michellealonzo.bsky.social
New to 🦋, Got tired of twitter
Feminist
Cat lover and food lover
Democrats
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Feminist
Cat lover and food lover
Democrats
🏳️🌈
I claim no ownership to the content on this page
You might not like trump policies but you most definitely can’t question his effectiveness
January 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
You might not like trump policies but you most definitely can’t question his effectiveness
🚨Trump has officially declassified the assassination files for MLK, JFK, and RFK
He asked his aide to give the pen he signed the EO to RFK Jr.
We just witnessed history
He asked his aide to give the pen he signed the EO to RFK Jr.
We just witnessed history
January 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
🚨Trump has officially declassified the assassination files for MLK, JFK, and RFK
He asked his aide to give the pen he signed the EO to RFK Jr.
We just witnessed history
He asked his aide to give the pen he signed the EO to RFK Jr.
We just witnessed history
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our office has multiple doors. to make it easy to navigate, I have personally printed and cut (HUGE) arrows directing people to the correct door. Every day, without fail, at least 2 people knock on the door that is LOCKED with a very clear ARROW to the other door 3 ft away.
#sheeple
#sheeple
January 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
our office has multiple doors. to make it easy to navigate, I have personally printed and cut (HUGE) arrows directing people to the correct door. Every day, without fail, at least 2 people knock on the door that is LOCKED with a very clear ARROW to the other door 3 ft away.
#sheeple
#sheeple
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January 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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1. Impact. How much revenue does my work protect or generate?
2. Quality. Does my work meet or exceed customer expectations?
3. Efficiency. Reward making the right buy versus build decision.
4. Reusability. How do others leverage my work?
5. Supportability. How much work do I create for others?
2. Quality. Does my work meet or exceed customer expectations?
3. Efficiency. Reward making the right buy versus build decision.
4. Reusability. How do others leverage my work?
5. Supportability. How much work do I create for others?
a question for the people who write code for money:
if you could wave a magic wand and have your performance/promotability measured on any 5 metrics of your choice, what would those metrics be?
if you could wave a magic wand and have your performance/promotability measured on any 5 metrics of your choice, what would those metrics be?
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
1. Impact. How much revenue does my work protect or generate?
2. Quality. Does my work meet or exceed customer expectations?
3. Efficiency. Reward making the right buy versus build decision.
4. Reusability. How do others leverage my work?
5. Supportability. How much work do I create for others?
2. Quality. Does my work meet or exceed customer expectations?
3. Efficiency. Reward making the right buy versus build decision.
4. Reusability. How do others leverage my work?
5. Supportability. How much work do I create for others?
OOPS! "Her anxiety was high throughout the performance, and she felt that she was not afforded the same level of respect or admiration that previous performers, such as Beyoncé and Lady Gaga, had received."
—A source to Daily Mail about Carrie's performance 👀
—A source to Daily Mail about Carrie's performance 👀
January 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
OOPS! "Her anxiety was high throughout the performance, and she felt that she was not afforded the same level of respect or admiration that previous performers, such as Beyoncé and Lady Gaga, had received."
—A source to Daily Mail about Carrie's performance 👀
—A source to Daily Mail about Carrie's performance 👀
Justin Bieber say’s Someone went on his instagram and unfollowed his wife
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Justin Bieber say’s Someone went on his instagram and unfollowed his wife
Good morning America 🇺🇸
Today Would be a Good day for us All Regardless
Pick 3 things from this platter to have for Breakfast
Today Would be a Good day for us All Regardless
Pick 3 things from this platter to have for Breakfast
January 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Good morning America 🇺🇸
Today Would be a Good day for us All Regardless
Pick 3 things from this platter to have for Breakfast
Today Would be a Good day for us All Regardless
Pick 3 things from this platter to have for Breakfast
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And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
January 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
I thought I was the only person that had this problem
Was starting to thing there was something wrong with my phone
Was starting to thing there was something wrong with my phone
I tried to terminate my Facebook account this morning. I followed the directions. It stated that I could deactivate or delete, but it wouldn’t allow me to choose my account to do so. Is it just that I don’t know what I’m doing or are they actually preventing people from leaving?
January 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I thought I was the only person that had this problem
Was starting to thing there was something wrong with my phone
Was starting to thing there was something wrong with my phone
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buly1803.com/en celebrating going to defense. The Damascus rose oil is a true luxury
Officine Universelle Buly
Officine Universelle Buly
buly1803.com
January 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
buly1803.com/en celebrating going to defense. The Damascus rose oil is a true luxury
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68 cents of each $ spent with a local/in-state business stays in the community/state, versus only 40-42 cents of each $ spent with a corp chain/Amazon. If Calif embraced local, your economy would explode! And you'll need the additional tax revenue to pay for the recovery. Go local to fight trumpism!
January 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
68 cents of each $ spent with a local/in-state business stays in the community/state, versus only 40-42 cents of each $ spent with a corp chain/Amazon. If Calif embraced local, your economy would explode! And you'll need the additional tax revenue to pay for the recovery. Go local to fight trumpism!
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Few hours to Doomsday
How are you feeling America
How are you feeling America
January 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Few hours to Doomsday
How are you feeling America
How are you feeling America
STATEMENT FROM TIKTOK:
January 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
STATEMENT FROM TIKTOK:
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A reminder: Just because I agree with you on one issue doesn't mean there isn't something else that will prevent me from following you.
Tiebreakers? Politics is a lot more important than sports. I'll take a Red Sox fan who votes Democratic over a Yankee Fan who votes Republican anytime.
Tiebreakers? Politics is a lot more important than sports. I'll take a Red Sox fan who votes Democratic over a Yankee Fan who votes Republican anytime.
January 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
A reminder: Just because I agree with you on one issue doesn't mean there isn't something else that will prevent me from following you.
Tiebreakers? Politics is a lot more important than sports. I'll take a Red Sox fan who votes Democratic over a Yankee Fan who votes Republican anytime.
Tiebreakers? Politics is a lot more important than sports. I'll take a Red Sox fan who votes Democratic over a Yankee Fan who votes Republican anytime.
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i think technology peaked around 2006, 2007ish. it was at a stage where it was useful and usable. so much was able to be done, it increased our productivity, our happiness, and knowledge. but it wasnt yet really quite powerful enough to dominate our lifestyles.
January 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i think technology peaked around 2006, 2007ish. it was at a stage where it was useful and usable. so much was able to be done, it increased our productivity, our happiness, and knowledge. but it wasnt yet really quite powerful enough to dominate our lifestyles.
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How am I suddenly having so much Latin in these books
And Spanish.
I may need footnotes in this bitch
And Spanish.
I may need footnotes in this bitch
January 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
How am I suddenly having so much Latin in these books
And Spanish.
I may need footnotes in this bitch
And Spanish.
I may need footnotes in this bitch
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I woke up to pee, they heard, came to cuddle
January 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I woke up to pee, they heard, came to cuddle
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Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
January 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
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Sorry, but the Orange Rapist is still alive.
January 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sorry, but the Orange Rapist is still alive.