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Michelle Charisse
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Hey bby can your man fight

https://www.instagram.com/mich.charisse
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I hurt my neck by sleeping wrong, quick, someone pick me up and tilt me backwards so I can see the stars like they did with that pig
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Last weekend to see me be v quiet but very enthusiastic on stage

www.westendproductions.org
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Congrats to Donald Trump on being the first LGBT president. We've all given sloppy toppy to an undeserving man, babe, welcome to the club
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Help 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Come see theatre! Come see me in theatre!

www.westendproductions.org
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"I'm just so lonely. Guess I have to learn to be alone."

Oh my Goooood you're so weeeeeeird, shut uuuuuuuup
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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It's about time Strange Days finally begins getting the retrospective love and respect it deserves. To me, it's the best pre-Matrix cyberpunk film other than Blade Runner and Robocop, and still better than most cyberpunk films made since.

www.polygon.com/strange-days...
30 years ago, Katherine Bigelow made a sci-fi flop that changed her career for the better
Strange Days is a noir-soaked science-fiction thriller set against a backdrop of racial tension, police brutality, sexual assault, and disruptive tech
www.polygon.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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"we are the girlfriends of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why did it take me so long to find the platonic love of my life
October 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Be honest, do you only like me for my mediocre memes? 🥺
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
October 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Cats and pit bulls are genuinely such a good combo as long as you realise they're still animals and you're responsible for all their interactions anyway look at my new son he's insane okay bye
September 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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it's an acetaminophenonemon!
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My childhood best friend's 41st birthday was yesterday but she's eternally 38. And grief is weird bc there's a version of myself only she knew and now that version of myself is just...gone.

Idk man.
September 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
hey from me and my cat son
September 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Anyway I'm trying to relearn German on my Instagram reels follow along and make fun of me but keep it to yourself okay bye

www.instagram.com/mich.charisse
September 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
September 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Yup! We are still very much in an active pandemic and covid is surging again. Mask up and fight back against eugenics propaganda 😷
I will die on this hill:

it isn’t hard to say “at the height of the pandemic” or “at the start of COVID” during a podcast interview. Producers, hosts, don’t let your guests say “during COVID” like this thing is over. Correct them. Ask them to say the sentence again. This is your job.
September 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
September 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Wayne’s World, Waiting For Godot, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and Beavis And Butthead are all part of my favorite genre: two stupid guys that are occasionally very smart by accident.
August 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM