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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch
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Read and learn. Be kind when you can, but send mean people packing. Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. 🐸
Good morning, my Bleeps. The woodpeckers have vacuumed up all the peanuts and now it's the little guy's turn.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Summoning The Winter Solstice.

🎨 Hannah Willow
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Not to protect anyone, but because I’m sick of his fucking face. You’re welcome.
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hello.
December 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Survey says it's still fall, but winter is coming.
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think I got this.
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yesterday's omen.
December 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Your fern of the day.
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Morning light on turning maple.
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bookmark from library: "OK, dashing is just completely out of the question."
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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The Act says
(1) No record shall be withheld, delayed, or redacted on the basis of embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity, including to any government official, public figure, or foreign dignitary.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
There's nothing quite so humbling as searching the house for your phone, only to discover it's been in your hip pocket all along. 🫤 #FirstWorldProblems
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I just picked up a loaf of bread off the kitchen counter and found this little 4 cm guy underneath. Lizards lay their little eggs in any crevice they can find, so you never know where you're going to encounter them. #FloridaProblems
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Good morning, my Bleeps. My Christmas cactus has spent the year outside with automatic watering and being largely ignored. I just checked on it, and it looks like it's ready to celebrate.
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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The wealth data is shocking. This is a direct result of GOP union busting & trickle-down economics. The average working class Canadian lives a longer, healthier, happier life, retires earlier & w more wealth than most upper middle class Americans.

Who’s the shithole country now?
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Another example of Trump ignoring the law and bulldozing his egomaniacal agenda through.

Hey worthless U.S. Congress- any chance you'll exercise your legal obligation to stop this?
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Years ago, my SIL gave us a nativity in the form of a set of modernistic Christmas ornaments. My family joked about the appearance of the Christ child, which now MUST appear on the tree each year, and is variously referred to as the Holy Butter Dish or the Holy Bread Loaf.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning, from Mr. and Mrs. Painted Bunting.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Alright, peeps. After gorily killing off multiple characters, scaring the bejesus out of the reader, & leaving it impossible to identify the killer, this one has a sappy ending, à la Dickens' A Christmas Carol. I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. God bless us, every one.
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you watched tonights' speech, you are Charlie Brown expecting Lucy to let you kick the football. Silly you.
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Has anyone else noticed that Siri has trouble hearing female voices? I'm pretty sure this is a design feature. 🙁
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This gift tag deserves to be on the tree.
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM