mIKEA
@mike-ichorpunk.bsky.social
I mostly paint models, let's be real
I want this god damn kidney stone out of me so I can go back to fucking the shit outta my wife and this girl I met online. I am at what is probably my sexual peak, I should be using it!
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I want this god damn kidney stone out of me so I can go back to fucking the shit outta my wife and this girl I met online. I am at what is probably my sexual peak, I should be using it!
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Raised $50 I have added an additional $120 and I'm selling things and waiting on my income tax return.
Any donation would be appreciated.
Any donation would be appreciated.
The day I dread every January has finally come.
Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
cash.app/$Captainmurp...
Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
cash.app/$Captainmurp...
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Raised $50 I have added an additional $120 and I'm selling things and waiting on my income tax return.
Any donation would be appreciated.
Any donation would be appreciated.
I had a dream they made an xbox360 mini, like a standalone mini Xbox full of games pre installed. Like an NES Classic or something. It was great
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I had a dream they made an xbox360 mini, like a standalone mini Xbox full of games pre installed. Like an NES Classic or something. It was great
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What's good today Chooms? I think I'm going to listen new record and take some chems. I got Budgie- Nightflight coming in the mail
a futuristic city at night with a sign that says ' netflix '
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January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
What's good today Chooms? I think I'm going to listen new record and take some chems. I got Budgie- Nightflight coming in the mail
I tell you what, sometimes I am like 🤏 this close to paying one of those onlyfans/fansly girls to do stuff for me. I support sex workers wholeheartedly, but man I don't want to give one of those sites my credit card. Gotta figure out another way to pay
January 27, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I tell you what, sometimes I am like 🤏 this close to paying one of those onlyfans/fansly girls to do stuff for me. I support sex workers wholeheartedly, but man I don't want to give one of those sites my credit card. Gotta figure out another way to pay
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We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
I want to be done with this damn kidney stone and cold weather. I want to go out cruising for chicks on my motorcycle like I always planned.
I was always too much of a coward previously, but I think I have the gusto now (and permission from my wife)
I was always too much of a coward previously, but I think I have the gusto now (and permission from my wife)
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I want to be done with this damn kidney stone and cold weather. I want to go out cruising for chicks on my motorcycle like I always planned.
I was always too much of a coward previously, but I think I have the gusto now (and permission from my wife)
I was always too much of a coward previously, but I think I have the gusto now (and permission from my wife)
I wish all the people I know IRL who play this game were more fun to be around. The models can be genuinely cool and interesting
Just a bit more work on here, hit the gold and hands with some paint before dinner. Looking forward to getting more than 30 mins at a time to work on this again.
#miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #newantioch #minipainting #grimdark
#miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #newantioch #minipainting #grimdark
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I wish all the people I know IRL who play this game were more fun to be around. The models can be genuinely cool and interesting
I can't be the only one interested in buying one of these BYD cars
BYD from China will flood Canada, who dropped their tariffs on these cars, with their EVs More reliable cars than we produce. We are being screwed economically baths orange jackass
January 26, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I can't be the only one interested in buying one of these BYD cars
Why does blusky insist on showing me adults who play with Lego? Where does this come from? Please stop showing me adults building legos
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Why does blusky insist on showing me adults who play with Lego? Where does this come from? Please stop showing me adults building legos
Silverhand was always right
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January 25, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Silverhand was always right
We're here boys, we're in the cyberpunk dystopia. This is it, we're in it, and it's only getting stupider from here
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January 24, 2026 at 6:54 AM
We're here boys, we're in the cyberpunk dystopia. This is it, we're in it, and it's only getting stupider from here
It really is unfortunate that I wasn't wrong when I said we'd have right wing death squads terrorizing neighborhoods after the election. Man I wish people weren't so dumb
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It really is unfortunate that I wasn't wrong when I said we'd have right wing death squads terrorizing neighborhoods after the election. Man I wish people weren't so dumb
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Source tells me Goofy is stable.
Please god
Please god
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Source tells me Goofy is stable.
Please god
Please god
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You'd think we would've developed a good filter to help replicate the effect by now
Game artists used to work around CRT TVs. Many techniques allowed them to reach more detailed and smooth lines. These ceased when CRT was replaced by LCD early 2010s
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 AM
You'd think we would've developed a good filter to help replicate the effect by now
Can everyone stop saying "low-key" please, it's just the same as when everyone kept using "literally" as a qualifier.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Can everyone stop saying "low-key" please, it's just the same as when everyone kept using "literally" as a qualifier.
Guys remember what DMX taught us, trust people to be themselves. Trust liar to lie to you. trust a thief to steal from you.
Whatever we're going through, you just gotta trust the process and help those you can
Whatever we're going through, you just gotta trust the process and help those you can
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Guys remember what DMX taught us, trust people to be themselves. Trust liar to lie to you. trust a thief to steal from you.
Whatever we're going through, you just gotta trust the process and help those you can
Whatever we're going through, you just gotta trust the process and help those you can
Man it really do be like this sometimes. You can be on top of the world and still feel like you just want to fade away.
Part of me feels like this is just the dopamine receptors resetting after not smoking all week, but God damn homie I'm depressed
Part of me feels like this is just the dopamine receptors resetting after not smoking all week, but God damn homie I'm depressed
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January 16, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Man it really do be like this sometimes. You can be on top of the world and still feel like you just want to fade away.
Part of me feels like this is just the dopamine receptors resetting after not smoking all week, but God damn homie I'm depressed
Part of me feels like this is just the dopamine receptors resetting after not smoking all week, but God damn homie I'm depressed
This is how I'm hoping science progresses when I get old. I want my brain preserved in a robot body
Quick doodle.
It's the first one since using the raised stand.
...I didn't struggle at all...
maybe the angle you usually digitally draw in really is a limiting crutch.
It's the first one since using the raised stand.
...I didn't struggle at all...
maybe the angle you usually digitally draw in really is a limiting crutch.
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This is how I'm hoping science progresses when I get old. I want my brain preserved in a robot body
My sex drive depleted again. It's strange. I think I did something so foreign to my normal sex habits my brain is unsure how to proceed.
This will require further research
This will require further research
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 AM
My sex drive depleted again. It's strange. I think I did something so foreign to my normal sex habits my brain is unsure how to proceed.
This will require further research
This will require further research