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Where am I? Who are you people?
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Bottom line: Go fuck yourselves.
Can’t wait to see @pftompkins.bsky.social!!
April 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Took the Orange Dipshit less than 5 minutes of talking to blame both Obama and Biden for the plane crash. Sounds fucking right.
January 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The best part of this “contentious” hearing is how quickly he’ll be confirmed because nothing fucking matters anymore.
January 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The world is a miserable place. TikTok gave some of us a little break from that, with funny videos or cat and dogs, or video games. It gave small businesses some free advertising. It goes away, and there is sadness. And then there are you cynical assholes shitting all over those who enjoyed it.
January 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Nobody cares if you’re not affected by the TikTok ban.

A lot of people are affected. Let us grieve in peace.

TikTok provided us comfort and entertainment during some really dark days. The pandemic was rough and we are approaching even more dark times.
January 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I’m glad Madame Tussaud’s let Tom Brady show up for this game
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Anyone else’s TikTok go dark?

Hope to say hello to you all on Skylight soon!

#tiktok #tiktokban #skylight #skylightsocial
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
RIP
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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“This might be the alcohol talking, but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit. They got these great chewy pretzels here thadnsnmm djdniieuz… wut? 5 dollars? Getouttahere…”
January 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This game is fucking wacky
January 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Goff was just murdered after throwing that INT
January 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hawkeye legend Sam LaPorta
January 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pretty sure I’m just gonna give up
January 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Make a decent Legend of Zelda live action movie, you cowards
January 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Re-listening to the @cbbworld.bsky.social best of’s, and had to stop to watch the Hands on a Hardbody doc, and it has not disappointed me. @scottaukerman.bsky.social/ @pftompkins.bsky.social
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Bears have a QB officially playing in a playoff game!
January 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Unpopular opinion: The Mandela Effect is horseshit. People are just stupid and have no memory, so they blame this shit because everything has to be a conspiracy anymore.
January 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
More road trips should involve Fireball.
January 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
January 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
December 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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Response to coups by elected leaders:

- South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens

- Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics

- United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court
December 3, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I’m a big advocate for helping the environment. For instance, I haven’t showered since Saturday. Saving that water, folks.
December 4, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I’ve enjoyed the AEW ever since they put the tag team strap on Willow.
December 1, 2024 at 5:54 PM