Gricey
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Gricey
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I'm full strength, like a cyclops' eye drops.
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URGENT 🚨 ROSE BUD- our #furty RFK JR &Ted Cruz hating pup - has a kill command @nycacc.bsky.social -FOSTERS NY NJ ME MD DE DC NH NE RI VT PA CT VA-TRANSPORT/VET/FOOD PROVIDED! Do not let her be killed! SHE DESERVES BETTER! REPOST LIKE CRAZY! Her life depends on those! Dm4info!
September 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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My baby Zeus says RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! He has CIRDC and needs medical care and neutered after but that’s provided by the rescue at no expense to the foster! Don’t let @nycacc.bsky.social tell u differently! East Coast foster needed! Save ZEUS! REPOST HIM! #epsteinfiles
September 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Tourmaline nycacc.app/browse/224435
Surrendered after a disagreement with a resident dog-123 days and listed to be killed! Pls repost this sweet pup! #dogsofbluesky
August 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Last call for sweet Linus! Please someone save this precious boy!! Pls repost him!
August 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I am unsure why, but various authors’ posts sent to me by friends have me blocked. Is there some kind of distributed blocklist that I have erroneously appeared on? Sadly I am ignorant to such things on this platform…
May 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm the star now
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
December 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
November 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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I am delighted to report that a shitpost I wrote a year or so ago in response to the question 'who was the first person to boil an egg?' is now being repeated by AI-penned spam pages
August 31, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Kind of infuriating I can't play my ALREADY INSTALLED SINGLE PLAYER GAMES on PC gamepass when Xbox Live is down.
July 2, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Dear marketers,

Bombarding my inbox saying it's payday! Buy our X! is not a good look. It comes across as stalky and greedy. Stop it.

Regards,
An unsubscriber.
March 29, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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A fun fact: McGoohan gave his character in The Prisoner the same birthday 📺⚪️6️⃣
March 19, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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I wish I could post video over here, because this new animation of Betelgeuse is just spectacular. There is a seething cauldron of red-hot gas in the shoulder of Orion.
(Blade Runner almost got it right.)

Video & info at link:
www.mpa-garching.mpg.de/1094283/hl20... 🧪
March 14, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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ALT:
A Mastodon post by Mike Godwin:
“Drawing Bayesian inferences after extensive sampling, I’ve determined that it’s 99-percent certain that anyone who uses “woke” as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead. Please don’t blame me for pointing this out -  it’s just science.”
December 27, 2023 at 12:20 PM
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"A possum wouldn't put up with this shit" is my new life mantra
This is wisdom. I choose to burrow until optimal foraging conditions. What do we all work for, anyway
December 18, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers"
November 5, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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Hi, I'm Jaime and I've been working for 8 years for the Wikimedia Foundation. The following are personal views and do not represent in any way the position of the Foundation (I don't and cannot speak on behalf of it). However, you may have seen this question by Mr. Musk and I wanted to respond A 🧵:
October 23, 2023 at 9:08 AM
Today's bluesky provided by Cragside, Northumberland
October 16, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Today's bluesky provided courtesy of Bamburgh, Northumberland
October 15, 2023 at 10:00 AM
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“Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials... From @theonion.com

www.theonion.com/increasingly...
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person To...
www.theonion.com
October 10, 2023 at 9:10 PM
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Seven years ago, we sent a ship deep into space to pick up rocks from an asteroid billions of years old and it just dropped them off in the Utah desert. www.nytimes.com/2023/09/24/s...
September 24, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Just cowing around by the sea
September 24, 2023 at 8:16 PM
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Today in "linguists are not kidding when they say that language enables you to understand sentences that have never been said before in the entirety of human history"
September 22, 2023 at 10:23 PM
I'm not yawning; you're yawning.
September 22, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Companies when called out on their immorality: "We're not a charity"

Also companies: "Please round up your purchase and donate it to charity so that we look like we are donating to charity"
September 16, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Chortle
September 15, 2023 at 4:28 AM