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Facts
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Republicans are like sovereign citizens, claiming the law doesn't apply to them. Democrats just agree and go along with it.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Lindsey Graham sponsored the Afghan Adjustment Act: “This is the right thing to do. The people who were there with us in the fight who are here in America need to stay. This will be their new home. We have a moral obligation to these people and they will make great citizens.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Thanksgiving is not just a day to spend with people we love, it is also a day to pretend to love the Pilgrims, frosty, sanctimonious scolds in drab attire, who were shrewd enough to steal the Native Americans' recipes *before* they stole their land.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Back in my prime……
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Mabel insisted on sitting with me when I got my haircut which hasn't happened since my grandma did the same thing when I was in kindergarten.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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So had I. I heard the theme from Shaft on the radio the other day and I suddenly remembered him.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Well, here’s a little something to enjoy the rest of it to ❤️❤️❤️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SUy...
Know How by Young MC from Stone Cold Rhymin and Baby Driver
YouTube video by The Bicycle Music Company
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Yea, another fan❤️

The energy in their early stuff was sooo contagious. I can still get a bar rocking with them though.

Hope you had a good weekend …
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Studies have shown ketamine to be promising for those with treatment-resistant depression.

But over the past year, the Texas Medical Board has focused on what critics call a “Wild West” of ketamine clinics. https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/ketamine-clinics-depression-medical-board/
Texas Acted to Make Ketamine Therapy For Depression Safer. Some Say That Could Cost Lives.
Many providers of the psychedelic mental-health treatment expect to close if a newly clarified state regulation is enforced.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Since this is a new account.
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
June 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Smoosh
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Mike Johnson refused to swear in Adelita Grijalva for months because she was the 218th signature to force a vote on the Epstein files, but sure, Republicans always wanted to release them as they now claim today for the first time.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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These people are shameless frauds.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM