Miles Cliatt
@milescliatt.bsky.social
Trailblazing jazz trombonist. Not really.
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Miles Cliatt
@milescliatt.bsky.social
· Dec 28
Spending way too much of my life not making art.
Tonight, my wife accused me of wearing “Christmas panties.” Despite the fact that they are, clearly and obviously, boxer shorts.
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Tonight, my wife accused me of wearing “Christmas panties.” Despite the fact that they are, clearly and obviously, boxer shorts.
What did the overrated pop star do when her floor got dusty?
Taylor Swiffed.
Taylor Swiffed.
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What did the overrated pop star do when her floor got dusty?
Taylor Swiffed.
Taylor Swiffed.
I’ve got my love to keep me warm. Also temps in the upper 70s.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’ve got my love to keep me warm. Also temps in the upper 70s.
Having a baby is a crowning achievement.
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Having a baby is a crowning achievement.
I know it was no decent place to live, but Pottersville did have some dope-looking nightclubs.
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I know it was no decent place to live, but Pottersville did have some dope-looking nightclubs.
This business of nickels and dimes and spending all your life trying to figure out how to save three cents on a length of pipe... l'd go crazy.
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This business of nickels and dimes and spending all your life trying to figure out how to save three cents on a length of pipe... l'd go crazy.
Anybody else find these notifications vaguely reassuring?
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Anybody else find these notifications vaguely reassuring?
Many of the things we've been conditioned to fear are not at all scary. Many of the things we've been conditioned to accept are terrifying.
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Many of the things we've been conditioned to fear are not at all scary. Many of the things we've been conditioned to accept are terrifying.
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I wonder if tarantulas are nostalgic for the ‘70s when excessive body hair was still cool?
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I wonder if tarantulas are nostalgic for the ‘70s when excessive body hair was still cool?
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A penguin is a bird like a hot dog is a taco
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A penguin is a bird like a hot dog is a taco
I did not think I was going to hear “Best of Both Worlds” by Van Halen in a north Georgia Bojangle’s today. I was wrong.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I did not think I was going to hear “Best of Both Worlds” by Van Halen in a north Georgia Bojangle’s today. I was wrong.
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The aurora borealis kan go to lots of differente places because it ys traveling light
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The aurora borealis kan go to lots of differente places because it ys traveling light
Gonna start pronouncing the G in “poignant,” I’ve decided.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Gonna start pronouncing the G in “poignant,” I’ve decided.
“I really feel that I woulda ate supper with Jesus that night.” – an Oklahoma noodler, on his encounter with a very large catfish that swallowed his leg
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“I really feel that I woulda ate supper with Jesus that night.” – an Oklahoma noodler, on his encounter with a very large catfish that swallowed his leg
Pulled pork sandwiches should be served with a side of dental floss.
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Pulled pork sandwiches should be served with a side of dental floss.
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Honestly such a relief when you find the one perfect gift that will work for everyone on your holiday list.
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Honestly such a relief when you find the one perfect gift that will work for everyone on your holiday list.
She has lingonberry pancakes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
She has lingonberry pancakes.
Halve yourself a merry little Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Halve yourself a merry little Christmas.
It’s hard to watch hockey on the treadmill without falling off.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s hard to watch hockey on the treadmill without falling off.
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The curator advocatinge for a new Seurat exhibit made goode pointes
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The curator advocatinge for a new Seurat exhibit made goode pointes
I’m sick of iodized salt. I wanna try some idolized salt.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m sick of iodized salt. I wanna try some idolized salt.
Seriously, I could easily down like 20-30 of those in a sitting if it weren’t for the, like, fear of death.
I wonder how many calories are in a cherry Gas-X. Because man, take the medicine out, and that is a damn good candy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Seriously, I could easily down like 20-30 of those in a sitting if it weren’t for the, like, fear of death.
I wonder how many calories are in a cherry Gas-X. Because man, take the medicine out, and that is a damn good candy.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I wonder how many calories are in a cherry Gas-X. Because man, take the medicine out, and that is a damn good candy.
MSNBC changed their name, and now it sounds as if they are DEMANDING multiple sclerosis.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
MSNBC changed their name, and now it sounds as if they are DEMANDING multiple sclerosis.
I don’t want to say definitively, but I’m *probably* the only person you know who gets creeped out by salad dressing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I don’t want to say definitively, but I’m *probably* the only person you know who gets creeped out by salad dressing.