bryan
@milquetoasteg.bsky.social
bisexual 23 year old with a ba (they/them) / crotch grabbin & fro pickin / freelance gynecologist
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🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
no the universe is crazy because why the moment i let this man go a nicer one invited me to the drive in!
March 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
no the universe is crazy because why the moment i let this man go a nicer one invited me to the drive in!
watching adam scott have sex in screen
a woman with long nails is saying i 'm so scared oh my gosh .
ALT: a woman with long nails is saying i 'm so scared oh my gosh .
media.tenor.com
March 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
watching adam scott have sex in screen
never would have or could have believed that i am younger than frankie jonas
March 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
never would have or could have believed that i am younger than frankie jonas
wish i could understand citrus as a flavor. but when i taste it in my food my vision goes white and understanding is no longer in the table… disgusting fruit
March 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
wish i could understand citrus as a flavor. but when i taste it in my food my vision goes white and understanding is no longer in the table… disgusting fruit
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it always feels like white people don't care about us.
in truth i suspect they don't even care about each other.
in truth i suspect they don't even care about each other.
March 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
it always feels like white people don't care about us.
in truth i suspect they don't even care about each other.
in truth i suspect they don't even care about each other.
i’m not chopped, i can get hoes, money isn’t everything, baruch hashem
March 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
i’m not chopped, i can get hoes, money isn’t everything, baruch hashem
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i think part of why i like online is i am bad at entering and leaving conversations and you don't have to do that online
March 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i think part of why i like online is i am bad at entering and leaving conversations and you don't have to do that online
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mad black thot…. curse you…
February 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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i bit down into a mcdonalds cheeseburger and for a brief moment i was transported to an alternate reality devoid of conscious invention where humans are perpetually engaged in acts of fornication as biblical entities gleefully feed upon their unknowing mortal flesh in a morbid dance macabre
March 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i bit down into a mcdonalds cheeseburger and for a brief moment i was transported to an alternate reality devoid of conscious invention where humans are perpetually engaged in acts of fornication as biblical entities gleefully feed upon their unknowing mortal flesh in a morbid dance macabre
can we stop being just girls and be women again.
March 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
can we stop being just girls and be women again.
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college would be easier if i had a race car bed
March 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
college would be easier if i had a race car bed
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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apparently i am “a danger to myself or others” because i said i want to kill myself and also other people
March 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
apparently i am “a danger to myself or others” because i said i want to kill myself and also other people
🙂↕️🙂↕️🥳don’t watch me, watch the t-t-t.v. 📺 i’m swaggin when you see-e-e me! 👯♀️ i’m shinin’ bright🌟 you’ll fall in lo-o-o-o-ove!💞 (in luv<3) …😥 … … … I’M A RIDER🏎️ I RIDE 🎠 LIKE A HARLEY 🏍️ 🕷️🎢
March 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
🙂↕️🙂↕️🥳don’t watch me, watch the t-t-t.v. 📺 i’m swaggin when you see-e-e me! 👯♀️ i’m shinin’ bright🌟 you’ll fall in lo-o-o-o-ove!💞 (in luv<3) …😥 … … … I’M A RIDER🏎️ I RIDE 🎠 LIKE A HARLEY 🏍️ 🕷️🎢
i can’t wait until i have enough in my bank account to give my friends good gifts for xmas AND their bdays
March 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i can’t wait until i have enough in my bank account to give my friends good gifts for xmas AND their bdays
tummy full of gummies, lasagna in the fridge, severance unwatched (and spoiled Patton Oswalt)
March 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
tummy full of gummies, lasagna in the fridge, severance unwatched (and spoiled Patton Oswalt)
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gonna start giving men forehead kisses and ghosting them the next day #womeninmaledominatedfields
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
gonna start giving men forehead kisses and ghosting them the next day #womeninmaledominatedfields
i hope everyone that’s ever had good sex dies in one minute
March 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i hope everyone that’s ever had good sex dies in one minute
ugh i gotta kill a man for a horse again
March 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ugh i gotta kill a man for a horse again
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
i don’t fucking care!!!
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i don’t fucking care!!!
that being said i did just get drunk to watch it. cross-faded in fact
March 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
that being said i did just get drunk to watch it. cross-faded in fact