@minimatt.bsky.social
Twitch Partner Miniature Martner. We're all doing our best out here. He/They. Email: [email protected]
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MiddMontthMaratthon #5 on the 17th!
Rocks themed, rocks content, rocks gimmicks
Starting at 1 PM Eastern on twitch.tv/minimatt
Rocks themed, rocks content, rocks gimmicks
Starting at 1 PM Eastern on twitch.tv/minimatt
Won't be able to stream today because our house is getting inspected by our landlord pre moveout so I offer you this:
A build where Dooley stops time and beats them to death with hammers* [*literal]
A build where Dooley stops time and beats them to death with hammers* [*literal]
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Won't be able to stream today because our house is getting inspected by our landlord pre moveout so I offer you this:
A build where Dooley stops time and beats them to death with hammers* [*literal]
A build where Dooley stops time and beats them to death with hammers* [*literal]
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November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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They're Back! An Alien Story!
Me and @minimatt.bsky.social are gonna welcome 'em to earf.
Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
Me and @minimatt.bsky.social are gonna welcome 'em to earf.
Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They're Back! An Alien Story!
Me and @minimatt.bsky.social are gonna welcome 'em to earf.
Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
Me and @minimatt.bsky.social are gonna welcome 'em to earf.
Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
My eyes almost popped out of my skull. “Once they record one line for us we should have the right to never pay for their work again and use their real life voice to say things forever. Why don’t people see the NUANCE about how ai can be GOOD???”
absolutely done with Helldivers 2 forever lmao
absolutely done with Helldivers 2 forever lmao
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My eyes almost popped out of my skull. “Once they record one line for us we should have the right to never pay for their work again and use their real life voice to say things forever. Why don’t people see the NUANCE about how ai can be GOOD???”
absolutely done with Helldivers 2 forever lmao
absolutely done with Helldivers 2 forever lmao
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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As of right now I have just signed the lease.
I am officially, legally, out of the housing vortex.
One month then we move. It's been a year of this I am so happy that the place where I live will no longer have at all times the chance to manifest a 90 day time limit completely out of my control.
I am officially, legally, out of the housing vortex.
One month then we move. It's been a year of this I am so happy that the place where I live will no longer have at all times the chance to manifest a 90 day time limit completely out of my control.
I THOUGH I HAD FOUND RESOLUTION ARE WE HONEST TO GOD STILL PULLING SOME SHIT?
I'm done posting about this until I have SOMETHING from SOMEONE in writing about where I am going to live for the next few years of my life fuck me I'm so frustrated
I'm done posting about this until I have SOMETHING from SOMEONE in writing about where I am going to live for the next few years of my life fuck me I'm so frustrated
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
As of right now I have just signed the lease.
I am officially, legally, out of the housing vortex.
One month then we move. It's been a year of this I am so happy that the place where I live will no longer have at all times the chance to manifest a 90 day time limit completely out of my control.
I am officially, legally, out of the housing vortex.
One month then we move. It's been a year of this I am so happy that the place where I live will no longer have at all times the chance to manifest a 90 day time limit completely out of my control.
In response to our notice our current landlord dropped "well we werent going to tell you this yet but actually we already found a buyer and the buyer wants to let you keep renting so you actually don't haaave to move if you don't waaaaaant too teehee" on us
FUCK OFF I'M GONNA CRASH OUT
FUCK OFF I'M GONNA CRASH OUT
Our rental application for a new place has been approved, and we’re just waiting on signing a fairly long lease (30 months)!
finally going to be out of the month of month lease rental insecurity crater.
all thats left is actually moving soon (draw the rest of the owl ass statement)
finally going to be out of the month of month lease rental insecurity crater.
all thats left is actually moving soon (draw the rest of the owl ass statement)
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In response to our notice our current landlord dropped "well we werent going to tell you this yet but actually we already found a buyer and the buyer wants to let you keep renting so you actually don't haaave to move if you don't waaaaaant too teehee" on us
FUCK OFF I'M GONNA CRASH OUT
FUCK OFF I'M GONNA CRASH OUT
Our rental application for a new place has been approved, and we’re just waiting on signing a fairly long lease (30 months)!
finally going to be out of the month of month lease rental insecurity crater.
all thats left is actually moving soon (draw the rest of the owl ass statement)
finally going to be out of the month of month lease rental insecurity crater.
all thats left is actually moving soon (draw the rest of the owl ass statement)
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Our rental application for a new place has been approved, and we’re just waiting on signing a fairly long lease (30 months)!
finally going to be out of the month of month lease rental insecurity crater.
all thats left is actually moving soon (draw the rest of the owl ass statement)
finally going to be out of the month of month lease rental insecurity crater.
all thats left is actually moving soon (draw the rest of the owl ass statement)
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if you work hard and have brilliant ideas and truly change the world, you can make millions of dollars
you just *have* to steal billions, there is no other way than extracting value that is not yours
you just *have* to steal billions, there is no other way than extracting value that is not yours
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
if you work hard and have brilliant ideas and truly change the world, you can make millions of dollars
you just *have* to steal billions, there is no other way than extracting value that is not yours
you just *have* to steal billions, there is no other way than extracting value that is not yours
For years I have said to people in my personal life "I don't care if he built a well he is a billionaire and you can't be one of those without a core lack of empathy, any good he does is exclusively PR"
Now at least I can point to him and Musk going mask off next time there is a "good" billionaire
Now at least I can point to him and Musk going mask off next time there is a "good" billionaire
I will no longer be taking feedback on my hater energy for Mr. Beast
Holy shit kotaku.com/mrbeast-open...
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
For years I have said to people in my personal life "I don't care if he built a well he is a billionaire and you can't be one of those without a core lack of empathy, any good he does is exclusively PR"
Now at least I can point to him and Musk going mask off next time there is a "good" billionaire
Now at least I can point to him and Musk going mask off next time there is a "good" billionaire
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Thank you everyone who listened to our Doobert podcast tonight.
Bazaar being in maintenance all day and night turned the marathon into something unexpected, but not in a bad way.
I am thankful to everyone who hung out for it and especially everyone who donated anyway
Bazaar tomorrow (I HOPE LMAO)
Bazaar being in maintenance all day and night turned the marathon into something unexpected, but not in a bad way.
I am thankful to everyone who hung out for it and especially everyone who donated anyway
Bazaar tomorrow (I HOPE LMAO)
12 HOUR BAZAAR MARATHON WITH A SEPERATE 6 HOUR MAINTENANCE MARATHON INSIDE OF IT SO 18 HOURS MARATHON PLEASE WATCH
twitch.tv/minimatt
twitch.tv/minimatt
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thank you everyone who listened to our Doobert podcast tonight.
Bazaar being in maintenance all day and night turned the marathon into something unexpected, but not in a bad way.
I am thankful to everyone who hung out for it and especially everyone who donated anyway
Bazaar tomorrow (I HOPE LMAO)
Bazaar being in maintenance all day and night turned the marathon into something unexpected, but not in a bad way.
I am thankful to everyone who hung out for it and especially everyone who donated anyway
Bazaar tomorrow (I HOPE LMAO)
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Reposting this last minute Doolbert for @minimatt.bsky.social, who deserves to play The Bazaar but mostly to be supported.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposting this last minute Doolbert for @minimatt.bsky.social, who deserves to play The Bazaar but mostly to be supported.
Maintenance has started so we are doing 6 hours of other stuff until Jules patch drops
12 HOUR BAZAAR MARATHON WITH A SEPERATE 6 HOUR MAINTENANCE MARATHON INSIDE OF IT SO 18 HOURS MARATHON PLEASE WATCH
twitch.tv/minimatt
twitch.tv/minimatt
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Maintenance has started so we are doing 6 hours of other stuff until Jules patch drops
12 HOUR BAZAAR MARATHON WITH A SEPERATE 6 HOUR MAINTENANCE MARATHON INSIDE OF IT SO 18 HOURS MARATHON PLEASE WATCH
twitch.tv/minimatt
twitch.tv/minimatt
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
12 HOUR BAZAAR MARATHON WITH A SEPERATE 6 HOUR MAINTENANCE MARATHON INSIDE OF IT SO 18 HOURS MARATHON PLEASE WATCH
twitch.tv/minimatt
twitch.tv/minimatt
Finally some good fucking news
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Finally some good fucking news
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[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
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"Terminally online hedge fund manager Bill Ackman donated $1.75 million, while failed presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg donated $8.3 million, all to no avail." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
America’s Dumbest Billionaires Fail to Stop Zohran Mamdani - The American Prospect
It’s encouraging on many levels: New York City didn’t submit to a campaign of flagrant bigotry from disgraced two-time loser Andrew Cuomo, and Americans, particularly young ones, can still be politica...
prospect.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Terminally online hedge fund manager Bill Ackman donated $1.75 million, while failed presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg donated $8.3 million, all to no avail." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
If anybody is looking for a Magfest room, a slot in @futurefriend.bsky.social ’s just opened up.
I was planning on going but was dragging my feet on reg because of my situation regarding potentially needing to move soon and they just sold out so now I’m cooked and FF is looking to fill the slot
I was planning on going but was dragging my feet on reg because of my situation regarding potentially needing to move soon and they just sold out so now I’m cooked and FF is looking to fill the slot
Y'all did it: Super MAGFest 2026 badges are SOLD! OUT! Super MAGFest badges can ONLY be bought/transferred through our in-house registration system - any others are fraudulent and cannot be honored or refunded. Be vigilant of scams if buying secondhand and use a platform with purchase protection!
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If anybody is looking for a Magfest room, a slot in @futurefriend.bsky.social ’s just opened up.
I was planning on going but was dragging my feet on reg because of my situation regarding potentially needing to move soon and they just sold out so now I’m cooked and FF is looking to fill the slot
I was planning on going but was dragging my feet on reg because of my situation regarding potentially needing to move soon and they just sold out so now I’m cooked and FF is looking to fill the slot
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nvm autofire is a separate category so instead I'm top 10 lol
Folks using autofire and refusing to mash because I'm 30 or 40 years old continues to be the greatest play of all
Folks using autofire and refusing to mash because I'm 30 or 40 years old continues to be the greatest play of all
according to timing rules i thiiiiiiiink it's a 29:18, which puts me clean in top 20!!!
Got a lil' cleaning up and then a handful of big skips to learn, and then, simply doing it better good
Got a lil' cleaning up and then a handful of big skips to learn, and then, simply doing it better good
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
nvm autofire is a separate category so instead I'm top 10 lol
Folks using autofire and refusing to mash because I'm 30 or 40 years old continues to be the greatest play of all
Folks using autofire and refusing to mash because I'm 30 or 40 years old continues to be the greatest play of all
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Turns out @minimatt.bsky.social hasn't played a Contra! So tonight on Variety Versus: We fix that!
Chill & chat until Minimatt is ready! Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
Chill & chat until Minimatt is ready! Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Turns out @minimatt.bsky.social hasn't played a Contra! So tonight on Variety Versus: We fix that!
Chill & chat until Minimatt is ready! Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
Chill & chat until Minimatt is ready! Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
I made a casserole today loosely based on one that my mom used to make a lot when I was a kid that I was craving, and it turned out really well. More details to follow.
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I made a casserole today loosely based on one that my mom used to make a lot when I was a kid that I was craving, and it turned out really well. More details to follow.
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People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.