Mrs. Fibuli
@mirandaquim.bsky.social
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Mrs. Fibuli
@mirandaquim.bsky.social
· Jul 25
*Watching the fall of civilization and the descent into a second dark age*
Wasn't that something, Paul?
Wasn't that something, Paul?
It's really very simple! The files aren't real, they're a democrat hoax but also they're completely real because there are democrats in there. Duh!
December 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's really very simple! The files aren't real, they're a democrat hoax but also they're completely real because there are democrats in there. Duh!
One of my favorites
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One of my favorites
Make a Bond movie casual
Leaf raker
Leaf raker
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nah
Dr. Nah
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino Ordinaire
Casino Ordinaire
December 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
Leaf raker
Leaf raker
When I was little my mom told me that it was called Boxing day because people needed to keep their Christmas presents in the box to return them today and get something they actually liked. Turns out that's not true.
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When I was little my mom told me that it was called Boxing day because people needed to keep their Christmas presents in the box to return them today and get something they actually liked. Turns out that's not true.
Bye-bye Christmas
That bittersweet feeling I get every year when this guy fades away...
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bye-bye Christmas
Probably my ADHD but sometimes when a task has more than three steps my brain is like, "we can't, that's impossible."
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Probably my ADHD but sometimes when a task has more than three steps my brain is like, "we can't, that's impossible."
I just saw someone who signed all of their posts and replies with their name just like how my Aunt used to text.
Mrs. Fibuli
Mrs. Fibuli
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I just saw someone who signed all of their posts and replies with their name just like how my Aunt used to text.
Mrs. Fibuli
Mrs. Fibuli
The early morning is dusted with snow and I'm making coffee and gingerbread cookies. Very cozy.
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The early morning is dusted with snow and I'm making coffee and gingerbread cookies. Very cozy.
Those battleship action figures Trump is peddling really look like they didn't consult any architects or engineers. Maybe they won't even float, that'd be funny.
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Those battleship action figures Trump is peddling really look like they didn't consult any architects or engineers. Maybe they won't even float, that'd be funny.
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard nobody else will ever be able to live up to it
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard nobody else will ever be able to live up to it
Characterizing it as "increasing tensions with Venezuela" instead of one sided, unwarranted, aggression, on the part of the US is pretty disingenuous but what should I expect from the NYT at this point
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Administration Live Updates: President to Make Announcement With Hegseth in Florida
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Characterizing it as "increasing tensions with Venezuela" instead of one sided, unwarranted, aggression, on the part of the US is pretty disingenuous but what should I expect from the NYT at this point
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
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Tonight's report, "How white was Jesus?" Will air in it's place
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Tonight's report, "How white was Jesus?" Will air in it's place
"the spirit if not the intent"
When you order a pizza and they deliver an empty, grease stained, box.
When you order a pizza and they deliver an empty, grease stained, box.
BRENNAN: This isn't everything you asked for just yet, but would you acknowledge that they are complying with the spirit if not the intent of your law?
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"the spirit if not the intent"
When you order a pizza and they deliver an empty, grease stained, box.
When you order a pizza and they deliver an empty, grease stained, box.
Dear Santa,
These please.
xoxo
These please.
xoxo
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dear Santa,
These please.
xoxo
These please.
xoxo
Your reminder that Monica Lewinsky was 22 and an intern and Bill Clinton was her boss and the most powerful man in the world. We've always known he was a sexual predator but we mocked the victim instead of dealing with that.
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Your reminder that Monica Lewinsky was 22 and an intern and Bill Clinton was her boss and the most powerful man in the world. We've always known he was a sexual predator but we mocked the victim instead of dealing with that.
The Dawn of the War for the Rise of the Center for Performing Arts
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The Dawn of the War for the Rise of the Center for Performing Arts
I hope Bill Watterson lives forever so they can never make a Calvin and Hobbs movie.
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I hope Bill Watterson lives forever so they can never make a Calvin and Hobbs movie.
I'm going to go to bed before the address tonight. If we declare war please don't wake me.
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm going to go to bed before the address tonight. If we declare war please don't wake me.
Anytime I see someone say they're using AI for a project I just assume they're doing this
youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q?...
youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q?...
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Anytime I see someone say they're using AI for a project I just assume they're doing this
youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q?...
youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q?...
Mike Johnson anytime someone asks him to do his job:
a living room with a vase of flowers , a painting on the wall , and a couch .
Alt: Buster Bluth hiding around a corner. You can always tell a Milford man.
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mike Johnson anytime someone asks him to do his job:
I really don't want a Jimmy Stewart biopic. Especially not one made by some "faith-based" studio. I don't want a two hour, terrible, stuttering, impression with some tacked on message about how Stewart loved Jesus and hated Communism.
I would like a Jimmy Stewart marathon, starting with Harvey.
I would like a Jimmy Stewart marathon, starting with Harvey.
a man in a suit is talking to another man who is laying on a bed with the words " poor thing poor poor thing " visible
Alt: a man in a suit is talking to another man who is laying on a bed with the words " poor thing poor poor thing " visible
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I really don't want a Jimmy Stewart biopic. Especially not one made by some "faith-based" studio. I don't want a two hour, terrible, stuttering, impression with some tacked on message about how Stewart loved Jesus and hated Communism.
I would like a Jimmy Stewart marathon, starting with Harvey.
I would like a Jimmy Stewart marathon, starting with Harvey.
I'm thinking of starting a Franz Ferdinand cover band called Gavrilo Princip and we sing all their songs really badly or something
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm thinking of starting a Franz Ferdinand cover band called Gavrilo Princip and we sing all their songs really badly or something
In light of the current economic crisis we had to let four of the fishes go. Christmas eve dinner will now be the feast of the three fishes.
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
In light of the current economic crisis we had to let four of the fishes go. Christmas eve dinner will now be the feast of the three fishes.