Akiva Weisinger
@misfittorah.bsky.social
Rabbi/Teacher/Secondary Elite. Anarcho-Kotzker. Perpetually learning. Good Torah is Good Torah.
Everything you need to know about me is in "The Writing of the God" by Borges.
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Everything you need to know about me is in "The Writing of the God" by Borges.
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Oh man, this angle.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Oh man, this angle.
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"Refs You Suck!' being chanted in unison by the crowd ...
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Refs You Suck!' being chanted in unison by the crowd ...
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Goff 100% assumed he had a free play because Sam Williams came to visit him in the freakin huddle
WTF with the refs tonite?
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Goff 100% assumed he had a free play because Sam Williams came to visit him in the freakin huddle
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heads up to interested parties that @misfittorah.bsky.social has resumed writing about the parsha!
[it's me and my 19yo, we're interested parties]
[it's me and my 19yo, we're interested parties]
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
heads up to interested parties that @misfittorah.bsky.social has resumed writing about the parsha!
[it's me and my 19yo, we're interested parties]
[it's me and my 19yo, we're interested parties]
Every time I log onto Facebook now I'm filled with an overwhelming urge to walk into the ocean and never come back.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Every time I log onto Facebook now I'm filled with an overwhelming urge to walk into the ocean and never come back.
Incredible things happening in the talk page for the Wikipedia article on former major league pitcher Byung-Hyun Kim
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Incredible things happening in the talk page for the Wikipedia article on former major league pitcher Byung-Hyun Kim
"Tim Robinson Presents: Franz Kafka's The Trial" is a thing that should absolutely happen
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Tim Robinson Presents: Franz Kafka's The Trial" is a thing that should absolutely happen
Hot take: "Sinners" would have been a more coherent and interesting movie if the role the Irish played in it had been played instead by Jews, but it would have also made the movie explicitly vehemently antisemitic on every level so I'm glad they didn't
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hot take: "Sinners" would have been a more coherent and interesting movie if the role the Irish played in it had been played instead by Jews, but it would have also made the movie explicitly vehemently antisemitic on every level so I'm glad they didn't
The correct take on RHCP is that they're a great platform for one of the greatest guitarists alive to do awesome guitar things while jamming with his idiot friends
JOHN FRUSCIANTE: So I can do like five minutes of melodic King Crimson stuff at the end? With a field recording?
ANTHONY KIEDIS: Yeah man absolutely. Sounds incredible. The song is called “Sir Psycho Sexy” by the way.
ANTHONY KIEDIS: Yeah man absolutely. Sounds incredible. The song is called “Sir Psycho Sexy” by the way.
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The correct take on RHCP is that they're a great platform for one of the greatest guitarists alive to do awesome guitar things while jamming with his idiot friends
Jahmyr Gibbs winning this game by himself
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Jahmyr Gibbs winning this game by himself
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Actual Muslim organizations in the UK are unequivocally decrying the terrorism in Manchester and mourning the dead without asterisk. As opposed to masturbatory performative Bluesky let's-bomb-Walmart twats who see an opportunity to be edgy.
October 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Actual Muslim organizations in the UK are unequivocally decrying the terrorism in Manchester and mourning the dead without asterisk. As opposed to masturbatory performative Bluesky let's-bomb-Walmart twats who see an opportunity to be edgy.
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If your response to a fatal attack on a synagogue outside of Israel-Palestine on the holiest day of the Jewish calendar is to make it entirely about Israel-Palestine, in either direction, consider that you are part of the problem.
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If your response to a fatal attack on a synagogue outside of Israel-Palestine on the holiest day of the Jewish calendar is to make it entirely about Israel-Palestine, in either direction, consider that you are part of the problem.
Two Jews are murdered for the crime of going to shul on Yom Kippur. Bluesky being.... predictable about it
October 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Two Jews are murdered for the crime of going to shul on Yom Kippur. Bluesky being.... predictable about it
This literally happened in the Byzantine Empire
I feel like politics is sports now. If the Eagles said they’d raise milk to $30 if elected and the Cowboys said they’d make milk free i’d still be like ‘Go Birds, I guess’
October 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This literally happened in the Byzantine Empire
Reposting my piece from July for its Yom Kippur adjacent content
Two Men Enter the Vacated Space By: Akiva Weisinger | The Lehrhaus
The death of Nadav and Avihu is difficult to explain, perhaps even impossible to approach through the medium of language. In a composition crossing the boundaries of original drashah, Breslov thought,...
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October 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reposting my piece from July for its Yom Kippur adjacent content
Things that are incredibly funny if you know some stuff about Chabad history, from Herbert Weiner's "9 1/2 Mystics"
"Whoa man, I just realized you also could have been The Rebbe how they did decide between you two?"
*R. Shmaryahu Gourary has a PTSD flashback*
"Whoa man, I just realized you also could have been The Rebbe how they did decide between you two?"
*R. Shmaryahu Gourary has a PTSD flashback*
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Things that are incredibly funny if you know some stuff about Chabad history, from Herbert Weiner's "9 1/2 Mystics"
"Whoa man, I just realized you also could have been The Rebbe how they did decide between you two?"
*R. Shmaryahu Gourary has a PTSD flashback*
"Whoa man, I just realized you also could have been The Rebbe how they did decide between you two?"
*R. Shmaryahu Gourary has a PTSD flashback*
Remember that Yom Kippur is a day for introspection, not blaming others, so coming up with a new set of al chet's for people to say in which they confess the sins that you want them to confess is not helping yourself or anyone else.
September 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remember that Yom Kippur is a day for introspection, not blaming others, so coming up with a new set of al chet's for people to say in which they confess the sins that you want them to confess is not helping yourself or anyone else.
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September 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I would like to describe this piece as "an excavation of latent meaning within one of the most important parables in the Hasidic canon" but that makes me sound like a pretentious twerp, so I'm just going to say that I enjoyed the process of writing this.
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A Parable of Barriers | The Lehrhaus
In honor of Rosh Hashanah 5786, Akiva Weisinger retells and reimagines the parable of the king "who wished to be seen, but did not want to be seen."
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September 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I would like to describe this piece as "an excavation of latent meaning within one of the most important parables in the Hasidic canon" but that makes me sound like a pretentious twerp, so I'm just going to say that I enjoyed the process of writing this.
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