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Mark Taylor
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Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons & anything else amusing.

Interests include American Football ( #NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ), #Tennis, #Rugby & The #Beatles.

Have watched every episode of #Moonlighting.
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I post a lot of #NFL and #CFB at this time of year - and I always use hashtags.

If that's not your thing you can add them to the muted words / tags option in Settings and you won't see any of them.

Cheers!
#CFB 👀
CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK SP+ PICKS

Ohio State 26, Indiana 25
Dawgs 27, Tide 24
Texas Tech 33, BYU 21
UVA 33, Duke 25
North Texas 37, Tulane 29
JMU 37, Troy 17
UNLV 30.4, Boise State 30.0
Kennesaw State 31, Jax State 30
Miami-OH 24, WMU 23

Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
#NFL Posted after Stafford's first INT ... 👀 😆
Matthew Stafford throwing an unlucky interception has traditionally been a cue he is about to throw three more super deserved interceptions
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#CFB 👀
It always blows my mind that in college football, coaches can just break their contracts whenever, even to go to a team in the same conference.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
#CFB 😂🤣
two independent sources tell us that lane kiffin has decided on lsu. the delay right now is contract specifics i.e., he wants a private jet made entirely out of vibranium. lsu is flying a metallurgical team to explain to lane kiffin that vibranium doesn’t exist, hence the delay.
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@jeffkrisko.bsky.social

I know it's IND v PIT 2 years ago but remember nothing else about it.
🏈 #NFL

Via Jeff "Welcome to Basketball Hell 😈" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social
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November 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
#USPol 👀
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
#CFB

Chess not checkers ...
Lane Kiffin is reportedly holding a meeting on Sunday morning BUT NO ONE SPECIFIED WHICH SUNDAY MORNING SEE YOU ON MAY 30TH 2027
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
#CFB

Stanford walked all over Cal last week.

Cal beat SMU today (a game SMU needed to win)

I wasn't expecting Stanfrod to roll over like this against ND.

Perhaps that's why they scheduled it in the middle of the night so nobody could watch it.

ND 42-3 3rd 12:43 to play.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
#CFB Very fair. 😆

Perhaps an NFL team is after him now - and he'll still get to coach in the CFP!

Chess not checkers ...
Credit where credit is due, it’s very funny that Lane gave us a specific day that all of this mess would be resolved and then when that day got here he just ghosted all of sports media and the entire internet
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
#CFB

Not much resistance there fron the Stanford secondary.

Notre Dame 35-3
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
#CFB It's science! ☺️
• Road game
• After dark
• Just fired their coach
• Really nothing to play for
• Backed by the #Calgorithm

SMU never stood a chance
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by Mark Taylor
ACC headquarters as we speak
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
#CFB 😆
Lmao the NORMAL scenario involves the University of Virginia Cavaliers making the College Football Playoff
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reposted by Mark Taylor
National media already calling for the ACC to start martial law😆
This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
#CFB I, for one, am enjoying the chaos! 😇
you think divisions are stupid? have fun smoking the whole carton you ungrateful piece of shit
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
#CFB Poor SMU 😆
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
#CFB

Go Manny!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
#CFB

Three weeks ago Ryan set out the path to glory for Duke ... it's nuts that it happened ...
If Duke loses to UVA but then beats Wake and UNC

Here's what needs to happen for 7-5 Duke to make the ACC title game*:

1) LOU loses again (to CLEM or SMU)
2) SMU loses again (to LOU or CAL)
3) Either Pitt beats GT or VT beats UVA

That's not far fetched AT ALL
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
#CFB

SMU Field Goal attempt to take us to Overtime.

Wow! Just Wow!
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
#CFB

That was awesome! I don't think I've seen one like that before.
Notre Dame are you effing kidding me with this fake punt for an 83 yard TD
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
#CFB

Incredible finish!

The call was a TD.

Being reviewed.

Upheld - but the commentators are very surprised as they thought he was short.

Cal 38-35
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
#CFB 😆 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
#CFB

SMU was down 31-14 in the 4th Quarter and needed 3 scores - and they got them.

SMU 35-31
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
#CFB

Bama rolls the dice - and it pays off.

Alabama 27-20
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Mark Taylor
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM