michelle 🌙
@mishmoon.bsky.social
cute mug collector and chai latte enthusiast
in my Nick Miller era (they found a growth in my jaw and I’m not even thirty yet)
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
in my Nick Miller era (they found a growth in my jaw and I’m not even thirty yet)
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say what you will about biden as a president, but his dogs kept biting secret service agents, and that shit was funny every time
January 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
say what you will about biden as a president, but his dogs kept biting secret service agents, and that shit was funny every time
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[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
my toxic trait is that I like to hunt down stuff from Free People that Taylor Swift has worn before on resell websites
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 PM
my toxic trait is that I like to hunt down stuff from Free People that Taylor Swift has worn before on resell websites
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life is a highway I’m going to add lanes to it to relieve congestion and it’s not going to work
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
life is a highway I’m going to add lanes to it to relieve congestion and it’s not going to work
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i guess it’s just “december” now. as if that’s normal
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 AM
i guess it’s just “december” now. as if that’s normal
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used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses
November 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM
used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses
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i am tip toeing on a fine line between “not my lesson to learn” and empathy
November 18, 2024 at 3:13 PM
i am tip toeing on a fine line between “not my lesson to learn” and empathy
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it actually goes so hard that andrew tate was banned immediately
November 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
it actually goes so hard that andrew tate was banned immediately
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thank you for holding space for me ❤️ I'm going to build a weapon on it
November 21, 2024 at 9:55 PM
thank you for holding space for me ❤️ I'm going to build a weapon on it
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Winter is so ridiculous you start thinking shit like “everything I do is futile and this tortuous existence is only perpetuating the pain I cause to others” like what the heck . Turn the lights on!
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Winter is so ridiculous you start thinking shit like “everything I do is futile and this tortuous existence is only perpetuating the pain I cause to others” like what the heck . Turn the lights on!
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i mean. can we just call them tweets
November 18, 2024 at 6:21 AM
i mean. can we just call them tweets
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Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus | Onion News Network
Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus | Onion News Network
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November 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus | Onion News Network
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oh that little guy? haha that’s just my emotional support dying social media app that i spent years building a platform on haha
November 17, 2024 at 10:30 PM
oh that little guy? haha that’s just my emotional support dying social media app that i spent years building a platform on haha
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(first day doing Feng shui) your furniture is all fucked up man. see the direction your couch is facing? that shit sucks.
November 18, 2024 at 1:06 PM
(first day doing Feng shui) your furniture is all fucked up man. see the direction your couch is facing? that shit sucks.
and here’s cosmo with the weather
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 PM
and here’s cosmo with the weather