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Jenni
@missjennilee.bsky.social
She/her Insomniac Gen X ne'er-do-well gamer with a penchant for wartime musicals. PNW ☔️ 🌲 Fáilte!
Forlorn Kevin is forlorn. His cruel mother abandoned him for an HOUR, a whole hour, to selfishly play Sims. Please send your thoughts and prayers.
March 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I feel like I live in a fictional world sometimes. It's too pretty to be real. #pnw This was up at the Marymere Falls Trail at Lake Crescent
March 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This no pets on the bed thing is working exactly as well as I expected
February 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The version of me that took this photo, had no idea that a half an hour later I'd be convinced my lungs were going to burst while climbing my ass back up that hill.
January 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Hell yea
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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making your personality hating things that people like is not as appealing as you think it is
January 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I'm gonna share this cartoon again simply because Jeff Bezos' Washington Post tried to censor it.
January 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My triggers include angry yelling, hospitals, and the way Aziz Ansari says the word puppy on Parks and Rec
December 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
The problem with making a bunch of Christmas candy for loved ones is that apparently, I have no self-restraint, and their gifts are shrinking whilst I expand
December 11, 2024 at 6:54 PM
"But you see, in dealing with me, the relatives didn't realize they were dealing with a staunch character. And I tell you, there's nothing worse than a staunch woman. S.T.A.U.N.C.H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you, they don't weaken no matter what"

#littleedie #greygardens #staunchwoman
December 10, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I found cotton candy lip smackers, my 2025 is sorted
December 10, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
"Will I do, Carson?" I was watching the Christmas episodes again and got sucked back into the wedding 😭
December 5, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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If you love beer and have logged at least 500 hours on Call of Duty, stay by your phone.

You could be the next nominee for Secretary of Defense.
December 3, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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“For better or worse ,
better or worse,
better or worse”

Optician’s wedding vows.
December 2, 2024 at 1:27 PM
"What's the blast radius on an evil song?" is one is my favorite line this season

#from #fromonmgm
December 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Geez. Thanks for the reminder.
December 2, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Guess what song she's singing.
December 2, 2024 at 5:10 AM
It's officially cold in the Pacific Northwest, Kevin is under 2 blankets now
November 29, 2024 at 8:43 AM
I've never had a cat quite like Chicken. She's craves violence and I'm afraid

I use a lot of bandages lately
November 29, 2024 at 8:41 AM
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Naughty Things You Can Say On Thanksgiving:

"Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside."
November 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM