Mom can you come pick me up? They're doing sex is for women and makes you gay again.

It really is! 😍

Might delete this app while I'm here to spare myself the 'can you hurt an algorithm's feelings' discourse.

Love my holiday claws. Nothing says 'time off' like nails that prohibit you from doing much more than lifting a cocktail glass.

Former Scottish Labour leader Jim Murphy has made millions of pounds through his public affairs firm since Keir Starmer came to power

I know he seldom does anyway, but I like that Craig didn't bother hiding the extra contempt he had for him.

Both rewarded in the honours lists for their cranky wingnuttery if you want to know how deep-set the absolute fuckedness of everything is.

Tracy, last seen feting Douglas "We need to make it harder for Muslim to live here" Murray in her dressing room.

Forget the chants. Both Trevor and Tracy are absolutely roaring, very cranky wingnuts. They have a right to their opinions but neither should be on television, explaining events of the day to the public. They should be propping up a bar somewhere, telling strangers who the real racists are.

Contrary to myth, it's not bacteria that makes Komodo Dragons' mouths so dangerous. It's their biting sarcasm.

Well that's the trouble. We did. We voted out the Tories, only to get a government that now does the same or worse. It's not hard to see why people feel like giving up on politics.

Thanks

BREAKING: The Israeli government says there is no ceasefire taking effect in Gaza right now but just a temporary halt to some of the bombing of the besieged enclave.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/1cl1ji

Men in balaclavas set fire to a mosque in East Sussex last night. It's only appearing on the BBC's local coverage, rather than its main national headlines, despite coming just a week after the (also under-reported) firebombing of an asylum hotel in London last week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Indefinite Leave to Remain has become a fast track to British citizenship" i love how bafflingly dense badenoch is. outside of anything else, it's literally the *only* track to citizenship. outside a few routes, 5 years is the default. 3 applications in 5 years (costing £1000s) is not a fast track!

Let’s be clear: the government is failing to fend off hate campaigns by Britain’s utterly poisonous right wing press, so it is urging the public and journos to instead go after members of the public, for protesting against the annihilation of the Gaza Strip, as a diversion.

Save this public consultation from being overrun by bigots.

Dramatic to say, but the entire legal and state apparatus of the UK is increasingly obviously turning against trans people; and on top of that, the Supreme Court clearly has complete contempt for devolution and seems particularly inclined to rule against SG even where it's absurd (UNCRC) to do so

This survey is about trans men and women's access to Hampstead heath bathing ponds - please fill out, it's really quick and you don't need to live in N London to respond

hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is/en-GB/propos...

Sure, but the only thing that distinguishes this insulting horseshit from endless tirades of near-identical drivel by the most Sensible pundits and politicians in the land is that this time, the villains include the right of the Labour Party.

I will cross my fingers for her swift recovery 🤞

Argh! A good eyebrow lady is worth her weight in gold!

Have my holiday brows (tinted) and holiday lashes (fake) so I can stop looking like a renaissance painting* (derogatory)

*Bald brows and no eyelashes