@misterbluenight.bsky.social
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augustreverie.bsky.social
I dreamed that I joined Mastodon with a typo in my username. I won’t be joining, but this is the nonsense you guys cause for me
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kneelingwoman.bsky.social
I really like my health coach

She literally asked, "Is his face the thigh gap you're after?"
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delasoulless.bsky.social
Apparently I come across as the go-to friend for sheet advice. So you could say I’m doing alright.
misterbluenight.bsky.social
Soup is thinner than chowder.
Chowder is creamier than stew.
Manhattan clam chowder is really soup.
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aslightshimmy.bsky.social
You’ve got soup. And you’ve got stew. These are two different things. But where would you place a chowder? It feels in between. Is it its own thing? Let me know.
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aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Im like an oatmeal cookie you thought was a chocolate chip cookie. You love it or you hate it. No in between. But either way, it’s a visceral response when you take that first bite.
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augustreverie.bsky.social
“You know way too much about me” is a statement I’ve heard often. I want to know all the personal things all the time, keep that info coming
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aslightshimmy.bsky.social
I’m a huge hit in the instagram comments.
misterbluenight.bsky.social
And now, picturing that, makes me think of you even more.
misterbluenight.bsky.social
I want to sip you in like morning coffee.
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yasmeena.bsky.social
Morning.

I am wrapped in a blanket, drinking tea, and reading to nourish my soul before I go sin a little with this body. 😘
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jenetmms.bsky.social
staying up all night to stare at the moon
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
I blame it all on the full moon.
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thesociophi.bsky.social
I have lowered my standard for friendship to, “replies to my texts with at least an emoji reaction within 72hrs of receipt,” which I realize is pretty selfish of me, what with my expectations of bare minimum effort and all.
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aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Alright. My nipples are hard. Who’s thinking about me?
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aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Once upon a time I spent a few nights with a man and then when the time came to go our separate ways, we never spoke again. Sometimes I wonder if he even existed or if I made him up in my mind.
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augustreverie.bsky.social
I love when there is so much garlic in my food that I feel impervious to both germs and vampirism
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thesociophi.bsky.social
Remind me why I should care again
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augustreverie.bsky.social
Thought that kept me up: who was the first sword swallower, but more importantly, why the fuck?
misterbluenight.bsky.social
Some days you really need her to do that virtual thing you like.