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ASlightSpooky

@aslightshimmy.bsky.social

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · May 31

You’re not allowed to be mad at me for being an asshole if you were an asshole first.

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 15h

Omg now I have to go research manhattan clam chowder.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 17h

Calling my phone company to complain that my predictive text needs to wash its mouth out with soap

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 16h

Correct. YES.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck. I wish deep vein thrombosis was as hot as it sounded.

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Fran @galacticidiots.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not ragebait, it’s foreplay. Keep up.

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 17h

Feels too thick to be a soup.

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 17h

a woman is sitting on a couch looking at her phone with #thewilds written in the corner

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 17h

Right? The best.

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 18h

No. Nor should it.

ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 18h

It’s maybe the best cookie there is.

ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 18h

a black and white photo of a woman dressed as a pirate with the words chowdah written on the bottom .

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 18h

Im like an oatmeal cookie you thought was a chocolate chip cookie. You love it or you hate it. No in between. But either way, it’s a visceral response when you take that first bite.

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 18h

Thank you for your input on this matter. We are logging the data points.

a woman in a black dress is holding a piece of paper in her hands .

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 18h

So you agree restaurants shouldn’t include chowders in their soup of the day options?

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 18h

You’ve got soup. And you’ve got stew. These are two different things. But where would you place a chowder? It feels in between. Is it its own thing? Let me know.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 23h

[making my 3rd batch of cinnamon rolls this week]

You are beautiful, no matter what they saaay

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

[Alanis Morissette putting her hand in her pocket]

"Holy shit. I need to get to the studio."

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23h

i am not making a “mastodon” account and you can’t make me

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misterbluenight.bsky.social @misterbluenight.bsky.social · 1d

I want to sip you in like morning coffee.

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d

This is what I’ve been gathering along with some art censoring as well.

ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d

No wonder it’s been such a nipply morning.

ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d

Once upon a time I spent a few nights with a man and then when the time came to go our separate ways, we never spoke again. Sometimes I wonder if he even existed or if I made him up in my mind.

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d

Did the tos change? I’ll have to look it up.

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 1d

did the daylight save time yet?

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 1d

Who the fuck wants less-sour Sour Patch Kids, what are we even doing anymore, people?

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