Mitch Keller
mitchkeller.phd
Mitch Keller
@mitchkeller.phd
I teach math, advise math majors, and do program assessment for UW-Madison. Baker. Global traveler. Photographer. North Dakota native.

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Hate week
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Embarrassing last three games for Georgia Tech. Thank goodness for my NDSU Bison, who are one of two FCS teams to finish the regular season undefeated. #1 seed and home field advantage for the playoffs to be confirmed tomorrow afternoon!
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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GOOD MORNING WE HAVE ONLY ONE OBJECTIVE TODAY: WIN

GET TO CAMPUS. FIGHT. WIN. DRINK. don’t get naked you’ll be arrested but DRINK MORE don’t get more naked we’re still not sure what that actually means whatever ITS GAMEDAY AT SOLD OUT BOBBY DODD LETS GOOOOO
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Breaking News: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is going to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.

The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early.

(This post is a test.)
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yesterday there was discussion of campus curriculum management tools as nemeses. Today I was one of four participants in a 75-minute meeting about the guts of our degree audit system. They can only update audit encodings in VMs because the software runs on Windows XP. Some backend code is COBOL.
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Last night, the Northern Lights showed their true colors over campus and bathed the sky in Badger red. We’re still in awe.

Photos by Paige Valley and Xiaomeng Shen | UW–Madison
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We are fond of saying in @uwmadisonmath.bsky.social that “Learning support is for everyone!” We hire advanced undergrads to tutor as course assistants for most major-level courses, and many of our course assistants for the early tier of major courses get help from CAs for the more advanced courses!
Yes you're allowed to get a tutor for classes in your major

Tutoring >> chatgpt and cheating
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Guest poster @mitchkeller.phd shares with us how to make partially handwritten slides accessible! 👀

mathtech.org/2025/10/27/a...
Making Partially-Handwritten Slides Accessible
The Problem As instructors work to make digital course materials accessible to individuals who use screen reader technology, a common question is how to approach slides. One common instructional stra...
mathtech.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Alabama tortured a man to death tonight. The “pro-life” Catholic majority on SCOTUS let a state murder a man by suffocation tonight.

The death penalty is deeply immoral, no matter how it is administered. AL knew this would be torture & reporting suggests it was worse than J. Sotomayor described.
Because everyone should be able to read this, here it is again with alt text. SCOTUS is a disgraceful institution.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
In July, I planned to spend this weekend in Chicago because I wanted to attend Open House Chicago and see Sarah Millican. I booked a tower room at Pendry Chicago in the iconic Carbide and Carbon Building.

It was lovely weekend, and I’m glad that I was able to manage my Charlottesville 2017 PTSD
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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nothing bad ever happens to the Georgia Bulldogs football program
October 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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if you ever score a touchdown against Georgia the SEC will make sure you did not
October 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Our flock is growing, thank you to everyone who has gifted to us so far! There is still plenty of time left to give a gift to the math department and get your flamingo; the link to give is in our bio!

#uwmadison #flocktober #fillthehill #mathematics
October 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Today is the 109th anniversary of one wild day in football
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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GEORGIA TECH WINS
September 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Congrats to @uwmadison.bsky.social @uwmadisonmath.bsky.social professor Betsy Stovall!
Help AWM congratulate the following winners of the 2026 AWM Service Award!

🏆 Matthew Krauel, Assoc. Prof. of Mathematics at California State University, Sacramento

🏆 Betsy Stovall, Prof. of Mathematics at the Univ. of Wisconsin–Madison

#AWM #Service #Math #WomenInMath
September 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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SET WRECK TO MAXIMUM RAMBLE
August 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Gotta say that Madison’s flag looks pretty cool and the professional vexillologists agree!

(This version is only 7 years old, but it’s a light modification of a 1960s original design.)
August 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
🤦‍♂️ Guess I’ve got a new example for when I teach graph theory in my combinatorics class this fall, @magnacartergt.bsky.social
It's mathematically impossible for a 17-team ACC to each play 9 league games, so how would the ACC do it? “We have the highest rated academic schools of any Power Four conference,” an ACC AD told @on3sports.bsky.social. “We’ll figure it out.”
August 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The death penalty is immoral in all circumstances. That republicans seem to have turned executions into a fetish is something I am at a loss for words to describe.
You guys are not going to believe this
July 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yesterday I went and picked blueberries at a local farm. Tonight I made jammy fruit bars with them. Soooo good!

Recipe: www.seriouseats.com/jammy-fruit-...
July 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM