Matt Keegan
mkeegan.bsky.social
Matt Keegan
@mkeegan.bsky.social
Beyond the obvious farce the whole thing is, its very funny this absolute dullard doesn't know the principal/principle difference or even what country CECOT is in
NEW: Bari Weiss addresses her decision to hold last night's CECOT story on the CBS News morning editorial call: "Our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else..."
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
whoa he beat another backup qb and a kick returner playing corner hes HIMMMMM
HOLY SHSDRFCVYGHJJ BEARS
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
That Smothering Tithe is godly
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December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Something other than crushing, unceasing dread? Huh.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
when the grapes definitely aren't sour
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
'Selling' the news is exactly the problem, but I suppose that's too much for someone from The Atlantic to wrap their peanut brain around.
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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The Yankees absolutely, inarguably, need a new manager and a new shortstop next season. I think we all know it will be Boone and Volpe though.
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The last time Judge showed up to play. His World Series.
October 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Manager You Know Just Made A Great Managerial Decision
October 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It ain't 'the left' running around farmers markets with Notorious RBG tote bags
September 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Pancrase rules in BJJ territory
how tf is this not an ejection man?!?!
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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lol at Bari's "broadly shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition." She's not fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, she is the kid from your high school who's unsettlingly good at talking to other kid's parents. Her only demonstrable skill, a very valuable one, is that rich dummies find her amusing.
You can start getting ready for CBS News guided by Bari Weiss of the Free Press. This is from Dylan Byers. [Paywall likely]

"I am told David plans to give Bari a role at CBS News that would, among other things, task his fellow Millennial with guiding the editorial direction of the division."
September 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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They gotta fire Boone. It won't fix anything, but you have to at least pretend you care. Every day he stays on is a day the Yankees tell us they're perfectly fine with this embarrassment of a team.
August 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Sickening. Every journalist in America should think deeply about the fact that most American politicians are willing to accept and indeed facilitate the murder of our colleagues.
never take freedom of the press or access to news for granted. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/8/...
August 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
August 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This was after a Bellinger walk where basically none of the pitches were even close to the zone btw
July 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Mets are the biggest collection of dorks possible. Epic Grimace in big 2025.
Mark Vientos aka Swaggy V (I guess) wearing a Grimace elbow guard
July 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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SCOOP: Mamdani did something even we are forced to concede wasn't what it we are also making it sound like, to no tangible gain, for a college he didn't go to, 15 years ago. Our anonymous source is political activist Adolf Hitler
SCOOP: Mamdani Identified as Asian and African American on College Application

I co-report for The New York Times: Zohran Mamdani was born in Uganda. He doesn’t consider himself Black but said the application didn’t allow for the complexity of his background.

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/03/n...
Mamdani Identified as Asian and African American on College Application
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Classic Aaron Boone era series in which the Yankees look unprepared, do not match the other team's intensity, and do endless dumb shit on the bases and in the field.
June 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Volpe is the A-1 example of the Yankees getting high on their own prospect supply. A mediocre glove whose ceiling is a .780 OPS.
As bad of an at-bat as you can possibly have after getting ahead in the count 3-0.
May 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Little League-ass quote. Does Jorbit get orange slices for not getting the runners over?
this fucker should be grateful i'm living on the west coast now my god
May 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I can’t imagine investing time or money into the 2025 Yankees. If you choose to do it, have fun. They will be at best a team where the sum is less than the parts and a largely joyless mash up of mediocre travelers and at worst awful and unwatchable.
December 9, 2024 at 3:54 AM