Naomi Clark
@mknaomi.bsky.social
I do crimes in the city.
I write books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Naomi-Clark/author/B003UP1PBU?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true
I write books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Naomi-Clark/author/B003UP1PBU?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true
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Naomi Clark
@mknaomi.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Bunch of new people finding me today so:
1. Hello! I don’t auto-follow. Nothing personal.
2. This feed will contain tarantulas.
1. Hello! I don’t auto-follow. Nothing personal.
2. This feed will contain tarantulas.
I didn’t have a period once for sixteen years and now apparently I’m going to have one every other week to make up for it 🤬
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I didn’t have a period once for sixteen years and now apparently I’m going to have one every other week to make up for it 🤬
Reposted by Naomi Clark
"And Tiny Tim, who shall never die, still lies dreaming in Old R'lyeh, turning and twisting in fitful malice until the stars align once more."
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"And Tiny Tim, who shall never die, still lies dreaming in Old R'lyeh, turning and twisting in fitful malice until the stars align once more."
You ever think about all the building Bruce Wayne has done around Gotham to facilitate being Batman? All the underground tunnels? You ever think about who built all that and what happened to them afterwards?
Batman killed them.
Batman killed them.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You ever think about all the building Bruce Wayne has done around Gotham to facilitate being Batman? All the underground tunnels? You ever think about who built all that and what happened to them afterwards?
Batman killed them.
Batman killed them.
Trying to art-journal like I’m a guy in a Lovecraft short story.
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Trying to art-journal like I’m a guy in a Lovecraft short story.
Your timeline has been booped
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Your timeline has been booped
Just seen a white dude sign off a social media post about his first child with “Wu Tang forever” and I’m thinking of making this my email signature.
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Just seen a white dude sign off a social media post about his first child with “Wu Tang forever” and I’m thinking of making this my email signature.
Smol ginger boi update. I actually think he’s really a blonde
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Smol ginger boi update. I actually think he’s really a blonde
I had a dream last night I was staying in a really fancy hotel and as I got into the lift to go to my room, the bellboy was like “oh be careful on floor two, that’s where the xenomorphs are.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I had a dream last night I was staying in a really fancy hotel and as I got into the lift to go to my room, the bellboy was like “oh be careful on floor two, that’s where the xenomorphs are.”
Sometimes life throws you a tiny ginger boi
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Sometimes life throws you a tiny ginger boi
Strangers in lifts, we don’t have to talk. It’s fine.
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Strangers in lifts, we don’t have to talk. It’s fine.
I’m sure this is all fine
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I’m sure this is all fine
Accidentally switched my phone off silent mode and had to deal with the horror of it Making Noises while I used it for a brief moment
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Accidentally switched my phone off silent mode and had to deal with the horror of it Making Noises while I used it for a brief moment
Reposted by Naomi Clark
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
We could have had chaos with Ed. Never forget. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Tories set a low bar after misspelling Britain on conference chocolate
Misprinted wrappers pulled from Manchester goodie bags after derision on social media
www.theguardian.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
We could have had chaos with Ed. Never forget. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
@skelmotron.bsky.social so I just read that the reason Creature of Havoc is nigh unbeatable is because the original version is full of misprints. I’m furious.
October 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@skelmotron.bsky.social so I just read that the reason Creature of Havoc is nigh unbeatable is because the original version is full of misprints. I’m furious.
Fun to see other European countries fail to cobble together something approaching a working government for a change
October 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Fun to see other European countries fail to cobble together something approaching a working government for a change
Reposted by Naomi Clark
French governmental churn rate currently making Liz Truss look like Tony Blair
October 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
French governmental churn rate currently making Liz Truss look like Tony Blair
Trying to write a letter to my Gran, but no.
October 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Trying to write a letter to my Gran, but no.
Reposted by Naomi Clark
incredible how transphobia is such a reliable bellwether for all the other terrible opinions someone holds
September 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
incredible how transphobia is such a reliable bellwether for all the other terrible opinions someone holds
The Britpop revival I’ve been personally experiencing has got me thinking it would be fun to write an urban fantasy set in 90s London
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The Britpop revival I’ve been personally experiencing has got me thinking it would be fun to write an urban fantasy set in 90s London
There are too many podcasts.
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
There are too many podcasts.
Stupid brain/stupid walk
September 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Stupid brain/stupid walk
Reposted by Naomi Clark
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/42870
『JAWS フィギュアライト』発売！口を開くと光る！
"JAWS Figure Light" now on sale! Lights up when you open your mouth!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『JAWS フィギュアライト』発売！口を開くと光る！
"JAWS Figure Light" now on sale! Lights up when you open your mouth!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/42870
『JAWS フィギュアライト』発売！口を開くと光る！
"JAWS Figure Light" now on sale! Lights up when you open your mouth!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『JAWS フィギュアライト』発売！口を開くと光る！
"JAWS Figure Light" now on sale! Lights up when you open your mouth!
#ガチャポン #gachapon