Martin (formerly GM_Parking)
mknash.bsky.social
Martin (formerly GM_Parking)
@mknash.bsky.social
Did anyone speakout, of any gender?

I'm old and still catching up... Do women want men to fight their verbal battles - this was kind of frowned upon in 80/90s gender learnings.

Look I think everyone in that room should be calling him out, but is pointing only at men what we are doing now?
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
What's up with iPlayer dropping a while run of new "just a minute" in one go...?
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
We need a "bless you" for coughing
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Was there an exact point in time that brunch places stopped putting ketchup on the table and instead started to take exactly as long to bring condiments as it takes for a bacon barm to go cold?
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Finally did a thing, these have been obstructing Sheepfoot Lane in Manchester for at least 3 years.

Started as a sand ramp giving access for builders then just became kind of permanent.

Reported to Bury Council and were removed within the month
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Depressing comments demonstrating that most people trust that a daily mail headline is truth. Even the actual DM article refutes the headline.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
HIGNFY ding sterling work to help Richard Osman monetise his hypocrisy this week.

The annoying thing about this is that I'm sure he could handle just getting callef out on it directly
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
MCR people, Popup Bikes has evolved once more in swanky new digs!

Same quality repairs and an even bigger cafe.

#manchester #cycling

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November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When 30% of the daily average road injuries happen at the same time people seem to start to care about the damage cars can do

Statistically 50 other people were injured yesterday in the UK due to traffic related causes but they don't often get covered
May 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
www.property118.com/is-allowing-...

"My daughter needs to sublet to afford the rent I charge her"

Housing crisis in a nutshell
Is allowing my tenant’s friend to stay temporarily a problem?
Hi, I am renting a property to my daughter on an Assured Short Hold Tenancy (AST). She would like her friend to move in with her temporarily (about 3 months) she will be sleeping on a sofa bed and…
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April 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Watching the lad at this cafe filling sugar shakers with a teaspoon.

I want to introduce him to the concept of a funnel, but it's not my place and he's a great guy so ..
March 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Dear scholars of Oxford, beware!
This window is pending repair.
Don't give it a poke,
The glass is all broke.
Avoid it: don't even sit there.
March 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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"After spending several months looking for the statue of a head, police were forced to admit it was a bust."
Detectives in Melbourne are investigating whether a statue of a head which appeared on stage during a Kneecap gig last week is the same one which is at the centre of an ongoing inquiry.
Kneecap gig statue mystery probed by Melbourne police
Detectives in Melbourne are investigating whether a statue of a head which appeared on stage during a Kneecap gig last week is the same one which is at the centre of an ongoing inquiry.
www.rte.ie
March 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It took less than 60 secondd for this person to search my tweet and declare me a bot.

Which is kinda strange
Yay, I'm a bot!

Enjoy your bubbles everyone
March 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Yay, I'm a bot!

Enjoy your bubbles everyone
March 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
14 years of Tories broke our systems and left the country in tatters.

But if that Starmer bloke so much as thinks of changing our systems everyone gets really mad, because we love our perfect systems that the Tories left us
March 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Dear younglings

I know you do not like the 👍🏼 emoji, and that's cool and all. But please understand to us old Gen X dudes a thumbs up can be a solemn oath that is not given lightly.

It's not just "okay" it's "I've got this"
March 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Evri just delivered my parcel intact, on time, and to my actual home.

Things can get better people.
March 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Before this:
18.00 FILM: DIARY OF A WIMPY KID
A travelogue through the remaining 59 burger bar locations where you still get cutlery and vinegar on the tables.
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Jasper's first cafe trip to All The Shapes in Prestwich.

I think they have new regular
March 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Jasper Jefferson (Jazzy Jeff) had joined my household.

I'm besotted
March 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Vicious street gangs in ancoats
March 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Message to whoever needs to hear it.

The long beard isn't working for you. You look older and, may I say it, a little bit weird.
February 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Trying to explain to my partner that it is more conducive to true laziness if one pours their crisps into a bowl.

Overall calorific usage is greatly reduced when one doesn't have to deal with a bag, has fewer crumbs, and the whole process becomes monodextrous
February 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM