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JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
September 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
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Corporation For Public Broadcasting To Shut Down
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August 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Corporation For Public Broadcasting To Shut Down
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Monthly check in #crumbshot #breadsky
April 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Monthly check in #crumbshot #breadsky
Why would you post it like this
March 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Why would you post it like this
I fear this is too much for me
March 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I fear this is too much for me
Went from no 2025 vacation planned as of Sunday to flights and hotels booked and coordinated with family by Tuesday. Benny and Celeste are gonna go to Disney with their cousins!!
March 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Went from no 2025 vacation planned as of Sunday to flights and hotels booked and coordinated with family by Tuesday. Benny and Celeste are gonna go to Disney with their cousins!!
When I picked my daughter up yesterday her teachers weren’t there and the subs were like oh ya they went home puking. I shit you not 3 hours from that interaction I’m down with the stomach bug
March 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
When I picked my daughter up yesterday her teachers weren’t there and the subs were like oh ya they went home puking. I shit you not 3 hours from that interaction I’m down with the stomach bug
She’s all about calling therapist enablers but girl who is enabling you to have your hair looking that bad
February 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
She’s all about calling therapist enablers but girl who is enabling you to have your hair looking that bad
Luna’s amputation went well and she can outrun you with 3 legs #tripawd #showmeyourpitties
February 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Luna’s amputation went well and she can outrun you with 3 legs #tripawd #showmeyourpitties
Scrubs had to have spent 90% of their budget on hair, makeup and costume for cutaway bits
February 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Scrubs had to have spent 90% of their budget on hair, makeup and costume for cutaway bits
Hi everyone,
If you’re getting 2 drastically different refund amounts between 2 different tax filing platforms, you entered something wrong. Also H&R Block didn’t find you a magic credit.
Thanks!
If you’re getting 2 drastically different refund amounts between 2 different tax filing platforms, you entered something wrong. Also H&R Block didn’t find you a magic credit.
Thanks!
February 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hi everyone,
If you’re getting 2 drastically different refund amounts between 2 different tax filing platforms, you entered something wrong. Also H&R Block didn’t find you a magic credit.
Thanks!
If you’re getting 2 drastically different refund amounts between 2 different tax filing platforms, you entered something wrong. Also H&R Block didn’t find you a magic credit.
Thanks!
As if today couldn’t suck any more, a fucking mouse just walked through my kitchen like remi the ratatouille
February 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
As if today couldn’t suck any more, a fucking mouse just walked through my kitchen like remi the ratatouille
Just found out my sweetest lil pibby has to have her leg amputated for suspected bone cancer 😭
February 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just found out my sweetest lil pibby has to have her leg amputated for suspected bone cancer 😭
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my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
February 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
Yet another reckless pardon by Trump
February 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yet another reckless pardon by Trump
Do yourself a favor today & unfollow the girl from high school who truly believes her tax dollars are funding transgender DEI musicals
February 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Do yourself a favor today & unfollow the girl from high school who truly believes her tax dollars are funding transgender DEI musicals
I would say a big perk of working with a Texas based team is no one’s online Sunday morning
February 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I would say a big perk of working with a Texas based team is no one’s online Sunday morning
Being a parent is hard because you make your son a cool Valentine’s Day basket then you feel guilty and want to even it out for the 4 month old so you buy your daughter a giant jelly cat.
February 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Being a parent is hard because you make your son a cool Valentine’s Day basket then you feel guilty and want to even it out for the 4 month old so you buy your daughter a giant jelly cat.
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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
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January 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
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My recent bakes. Went back to work and had to adjust my baking schedule. Been focusing on sandwich bread more #breadsky #sourdough
February 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My recent bakes. Went back to work and had to adjust my baking schedule. Been focusing on sandwich bread more #breadsky #sourdough
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In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
February 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
Do republic*ns really want all the Jan 6th people avenged?? I generally thought we all agreed that those people need punishment
January 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Do republic*ns really want all the Jan 6th people avenged?? I generally thought we all agreed that those people need punishment
Nothing better than sourdough bagels #breadsky #crumbshot
January 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Nothing better than sourdough bagels #breadsky #crumbshot
On my Lego bullshit
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
On my Lego bullshit