Hellanie
@mollyflogs.bsky.social
Mass consumer of trash TV and ok movies. I'm going to talk about 90 Day Fiancé a lot. Sorry, I gave up cable news.
God's got a quirky sense of humor there, having Charlie Kirk die in a school shooting.
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
God's got a quirky sense of humor there, having Charlie Kirk die in a school shooting.
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take me down to substack city
where the posts aren’t free and the takes are shitty
where the posts aren’t free and the takes are shitty
April 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
take me down to substack city
where the posts aren’t free and the takes are shitty
where the posts aren’t free and the takes are shitty
I just sliced up the most pungent onion of my life. It's like my whole house was maced. Even all the way in the back bedroom. It's worth it for fajitas though.
April 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I just sliced up the most pungent onion of my life. It's like my whole house was maced. Even all the way in the back bedroom. It's worth it for fajitas though.
I just ate unusually delicious pineapple.
March 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just ate unusually delicious pineapple.
My new thing is using prayer emojis in inappropriate situations. If it's good enough for the highest echelons of the US government to do on Signal, it's good enough for me.
March 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My new thing is using prayer emojis in inappropriate situations. If it's good enough for the highest echelons of the US government to do on Signal, it's good enough for me.
No the fuck this is not New York pizza.
March 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
No the fuck this is not New York pizza.
Congrats @benstiller.redhour.com on a gorgeous, striking, and satisfying season finale of Severance!
March 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Congrats @benstiller.redhour.com on a gorgeous, striking, and satisfying season finale of Severance!
Adam Scott all the emmys all of them #severance
March 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Adam Scott all the emmys all of them #severance
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
My husband just told me a vanilla latte with soy milk is a kind of three bean soup
March 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My husband just told me a vanilla latte with soy milk is a kind of three bean soup
Up all night experiencing the dark side of Ozempic. I'm down 70 pounds in 10 months though so I'm not stopping. Probably.
February 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Up all night experiencing the dark side of Ozempic. I'm down 70 pounds in 10 months though so I'm not stopping. Probably.
From now on I'm going to ask my husband to share our vessels and he's going to be so confused because he doesn't watch Severance.
February 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
From now on I'm going to ask my husband to share our vessels and he's going to be so confused because he doesn't watch Severance.
I like how McConnell sowed a whole lot of bullshit, but when reaping time comes, he's like "Naw, I quit".
February 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I like how McConnell sowed a whole lot of bullshit, but when reaping time comes, he's like "Naw, I quit".
That episode of Severance though. Just wow.
February 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
That episode of Severance though. Just wow.
It's clear that Biden should have just sent some folks into the federal databases and just erased all student loan data and then said "What are you going to do to me, John Roberts? It was an official act."
February 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's clear that Biden should have just sent some folks into the federal databases and just erased all student loan data and then said "What are you going to do to me, John Roberts? It was an official act."
Oh so Elon Musk is an actual Nazi, not just a guy flirting with it. Ok.
January 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh so Elon Musk is an actual Nazi, not just a guy flirting with it. Ok.
I know we sometimes make fun of people for whom supporting Trump is their whole personality, but some of y'all need to look inward, because hating him does not need to be your personality either.
January 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I know we sometimes make fun of people for whom supporting Trump is their whole personality, but some of y'all need to look inward, because hating him does not need to be your personality either.
I'm very over the evangelical community, including my parents and siblings, telling me that my city is on fire because God is mad. It's incredibly offensive. The implication that 10,000 homes burned down because some actors didn't thank God at the Golden Globes is just beyond dumb.
January 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I'm very over the evangelical community, including my parents and siblings, telling me that my city is on fire because God is mad. It's incredibly offensive. The implication that 10,000 homes burned down because some actors didn't thank God at the Golden Globes is just beyond dumb.
Their cars park themselves in my neighborhood, taking up many parking spaces that residents and workers need. It's g-d obnoxious.
Waymo is peak American innovation. With way less money they could have built a reliable public transport network, but instead someone was like "what if we could find a way for empty vehicles to contribute to traffic too? There's no reason we can't have more cars on the road than there are drivers"
December 31, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Their cars park themselves in my neighborhood, taking up many parking spaces that residents and workers need. It's g-d obnoxious.
Eggs are not going to get any cheaper when chickens are being culled by the million because of bird flu.
December 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Eggs are not going to get any cheaper when chickens are being culled by the million because of bird flu.
I am unfailingly polite in public to make life .5% better for everyone else but I would tell someone to get the goddamn fuck out of the way and then dump the contents of the tray on the ground. No way. No fucking way.
Just found out about the aesthetic airport security tray pic trend and I'm ready to end it all
December 29, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I am unfailingly polite in public to make life .5% better for everyone else but I would tell someone to get the goddamn fuck out of the way and then dump the contents of the tray on the ground. No way. No fucking way.
Rewatching Scandal for the clothes.
a woman in a suit is standing in a hallway next to a man in uniform .
ALT: a woman in a suit is standing in a hallway next to a man in uniform .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Rewatching Scandal for the clothes.
After an incredible amount of thought, contemplation, and encouragement from so many, I have decided to remove my name from consideration for the Nobel Prize in Literature.
December 21, 2024 at 11:44 PM
After an incredible amount of thought, contemplation, and encouragement from so many, I have decided to remove my name from consideration for the Nobel Prize in Literature.
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if i took my kid into the city to see a marching band i wouldn’t put all that pressure on him
December 14, 2024 at 4:02 PM
if i took my kid into the city to see a marching band i wouldn’t put all that pressure on him