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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things.
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🐱😈 I am Momo. I am a cat and I am magnificent! I run this blog. How, you ask? Well, I speak through my Mom. Does she know this? Eh... Sometimes?

I am merely an observer of this world. A critic, even. Especially if your name rhymes with Ronald Dump.
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🐱😈 Little facts here.

I'm about 15ish. I have a Mom (38, she/her) Dad(37, he/him) and an older sister named Chewy. I'm vaccinated, independent, got slapping paws, I'll hiss at bigots, haters, racists, Cheeto face supporters, etc. So essentially, I'm raised woke. Don't like it? Then get.
🐱😈 I see his dementia and time on the toilet are mixing well together again...
Trump calls ICE “patriots,” issues threat to Minnesota: “THE DAY OF RECKONING & RETRIBUTION IS COMING!”
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
🐱😈 What? Is Cheeto seriously just gonna cross out her name and write his name in sharpie below it?

I mean, I suppose everyone else knows it can't actually be transferred, but Cheeto doesn't give a flying bird's anus as long it's all about him.
The Peace Prize Medal Handover Ceremony has been scheduled.
January 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
🐱😈 Yeeessss!! 👏👏👏👏
I made a compilation video of ICE slipping on ice and set it to the Benny Hill theme song. Enjoy.
SMITE! ICE Agents Are Slipping On Ice
You're welcome.
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
🐱😈 And his portraits always have his face looking very punchable. I wonder how many wax museums have had to get rid of their moldings of him.
The guy in the White House just posted that he's the acting president of Venezuela. Insane.
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
🐱😈 Bold statement from an actual "lunatic" here. Such a shame they allow people like her to breed...
for the second time today, Leavitt calls Renee Good "a lunatic" and then she storms away from reporters
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
🐱😈 I hope he had to bend over for whatever reason and ripped his pants. Then maybe one of his buddies in that picture would finally have a place to stick his thumb.
Photo of Trump on Sunday busy working to bring down those grocery prices to 1st term levels like he promised.

Just kidding, he went golfing again.
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
🐱😈 Ah, I got so much respect for good ole Mother Nature right now. 😹
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
🐱😈 Stop distracting! Release them files already!
PAM BONDI, RELEASE THE FILES!
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
🐱😈 It's like his teleprompter. He keeps reading out loud even when it prompts him to, *shake ambassador's hand and smile when you do so*
“A confused Trump” is more and more the norm.
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
🐱😈 She must be so proud to be among a rich family with a pedophile in charge. The same guy in charge of the same government that murdered an innocent life last week. A family is stuggling with it at this very moment, but at least these guys here get to keep living their high lives...
A Mar-a-Lago fashionista
January 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
🐱😈 You ladies are dining with a pedophile. Nothing but the finest for these bimbos in heavy make up.
Guests enjoying Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
🐱😈 The only ones doing all that bloodshed, so far, seems to have been the right and ICE. Does that mean you're gonna put a stop to all this horrible nonsense or are you just going to keep doing your textbook "blame the left" and hope it sticks?
Homan: "There will be more bloodshed unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric"
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
🐱😈 I think those who are saying "go back to where you came from" don't realize they themselves might actually be the true immigrants here if you stop and think about it.
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
🐱😈 Mom is half Muscogee Creek and she really fears something like this happening to her and others. She carries as much ID on her as she can, but fears even that may not make a difference in the moment given these agents' "thoroughness"
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
🐱😈Oh, look! Because, of course, she had to make a quiet policy change AFTER the shooting.

Sounds illegal.
NEWS: A day after the Minneapolis shooting, Secretary Noem quietly signed a new policy barring congressional visits to ICE facilities without a week's advance notice. That policy change led to three MN Dems being blocked from accessing an ICE facility today. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
🐱😈 I think we found a protester who truly understood the assignment! 👏👏👏👏
🚨"It's the kind of energy that ICE gives; it's the guys that were nerds in high school and they're trying to make up for their lack of manhood," -Minneapolis protester Kevin holding up giant MICRO PENIS sign to describe ICE. LIVE NOW⬇️
January 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
🐱😈 Impeach Ice Barbie, Krusty Gnome!
If you agree its time to impeach and remove Kristi Noem, heres how you can make your voice heard:
Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
🐱😈 Oh good! Grandpa's finally getting his fake teeth put in again! You know, since his mouth just keeps rotting them all out every year like he's a corpse. Strangest thing, really.
Trump is at a dentist appointment this morning in Florida. Perhaps this is related to his difficulty making “S” sounds.
January 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Don’t let them twist this. This was a murder. The focus of the government and the investigation should be on the murderer, not the victim.
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
🐱😈....... Well, personally, I don't think his head is big enough.
Closer view of Trump's pin of himself that he was wearing today

(Saul Loeb/AFP via Getty)
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
🐱😈 So you "feel" you won it, huh? Where? In your bruised hand? Your butt? Because I'm pretty sure that's either just pain or from the prune juice you drank.

Otherwise, nah. Pretty sure you're still a loser.
Trump: "I feel I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon won it many many years ago. I won it all three times in my opinion. It's a corrupt state ... I did so well in that state. The people were crying every time after."
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
🐱😈 Kudos to Mother Nature! 👏👏👏👏
Home Alone 3 looks awful
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
🐱😈 Uh-huh... And here's my response to that:

You look like a skeleton. Oh and 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
🐱😈 Mom says unless they have an actual warrant signed by a judge she's not opening the door. If they don't leave, she's calling the real cops and saying masked men posing as police are trying to break into her house.

I'm sure couch humper also wants body cam of sofas in each home agents enter...
Vice President JD Vance announces that ICE will begin going door to door to “search for illegal immigrants” across the US (1/8/26)

Adolf Hitler announces that German authorities will begin going door to door to “search for Jews” across Germany (11/1938).

Dejavu?
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM