Matt Monagle
@monagle.bsky.social
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Co-founder of Certified Forgotten (www.certifiedforgotten.com), a writer-owned horror publication. Find my work at IGN, Polygon, Inverse, Dicebreaker, and more. Rehomed Alaskan living in Philadelphia.
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Facing Tarik Skubal in a deciding Game 5 is like the worst thing I can think of.
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I was raised Catholic and a Seattle Mariners fan. Both were masterclasses in being taught that no matter how bad you feel, you could always feel a little worse. Anyways, one inning at a time.
monagle.bsky.social
THIS is the brand of Mariners baseball I grew up watching.
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Everyone can set aside partisanship, psychologizing, pathologizing, whatever, and—I would hope—still see that it’s incredibly dangerous for a political leader to be this disconnected from the real conditions in the country.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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danteatkins.bsky.social
"We took freedom of speech away" is probably the most honest thing Trump has said or done in a long time
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Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
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amyhoy.bsky.social
any random moderately successful small restaurant creates 20 jobs

imagine how many little businesses that $38 million could spawn if we *correctly* allocated that capital to *actual job producers* (which are always small business)
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xtinemakepeace.bsky.social
I also enjoyed HIM
So I look forward to listening
donatobomb.bsky.social
In a shocking turn of events, I'm not the only Matt at @certifiedforgot.bsky.social who digs HIM?

In our latest 30-minute Uncertified episode, @monagle.bsky.social and I delve into why the heavily derided football-horror mashup resonated with us (and not many others, lol).
Uncertified: HIM
Podcast Episode · Certified Forgotten · 10/03/2025 · 36m
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monagle.bsky.social
"But for all the Etsy witches hard at work in their labs, perhaps the most magical sensation in the world is the Mariners winning not because of charming, random bullshit, but because the team is legitimately performing well." Hello to my new favorite @defector.com article.
What Mariners Magic Looks Like Now | Defector
It felt impossible, after fine margins decided the first two games of their ALDS series, that the Seattle Mariners would be capable of winning a game comfortably, and yet here we are. They weathered T...
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patrickcotnoir.bsky.social
The GLTS doc is being released on Blu-ray by @kinolorber.com. You can pre-order it now. It has a record-breaking 55 audio commentaries and over 100 hours of bonus features. Please make this worth the last year of my life putting this insanity together.

Get it here: Imgeorgelucas.com
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certifiedforgot.bsky.social
"It’s no wonder a murderous serial killer would see Laurie, all alone and dressed up in a borderline infantile costume, and perceive her as the perfect victim. Too bad for the killer; he’s just falling right into a trap." Here's another October favorite, this time from @mollyhenery.bsky.social.
Sex, Teeth, and 'Trick 'r Treat' | Certified Forgotten
In her latest Uterus Horror column, Molly Henery explains how Michael Dougherty's 'Trick 'r Treat' finds teeth in sexual awakening.
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monagle.bsky.social
Don't be like me: spending all your time crawling on eBay to find the limited edition variants of your favorite comics. DON'T BE LIKE ME.
monagle.bsky.social
Careful, my friend, once you start falling in love with variant covers you can kiss any money you once had goodbye.
monagle.bsky.social
I accidentally preorder this one at two separate comic book shops when I was trying to figure out their preorder systems! Welp, guess I gotta go ahead and snag 'em.
monagle.bsky.social
Alaska has an aging population, a cost of living crisis (particularly healthcare), and has an economy tied to a sinking oil industry. If Alaska is going to pull out of its current death spiral, it's not going to be under Republican leadership, that's for goddamn sure.
monagle.bsky.social
Alaska's politics are complicated - there's a reason Lisa Murkowski could win there in a write-in campaign. When people write it off as a Republican state, I always want to tell them it's more complicated than that. Things like this give me hope for a state that, frankly, has tough years ahead.
taniel.bsky.social
JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.
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certifiedforgot.bsky.social
"I like Rothe as a performer. I want her to make more movies. And when your target audience is already predisposed to cheering for one-third of a three-hander, that gives your horror movie a pretty safe floor." Here's @monagle.bsky.social on the new Jessica Rothe vehicle AFFECTION.
'Affection' Review: Jessica Rothe Remains a Scream Queen
BT Meza's 'Affection' offers another blend of horror and sci-fi for star Jessica Rothe, who remains one of the great Millennial scream queens.
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philnobilejr.bsky.social
You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN
Two middle-age dudes playing henchman on Batman
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When I was seventeen years old, my friend’s dad called me DURING A SHIFT AT MY RESTAURANT JOB just to dunk on me about the Yankees beating the Mariners because he knew his son and I had been talking shit about the game.
bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and holding a gun in his hand .
ALT: bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and holding a gun in his hand .
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monagle.bsky.social
I have been a Mariners fan for 30+ years. I know better than to EVER count the Yankees out.
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You leave our greatest fan alone
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labuzamovies.com
The guy with the 62 home run shirt under the 61 home runs is literally the “take off my guy fawkes mask to reveal my joker makeup” gag