monica 👹
@monicadominator.bsky.social
chill? i hate the word - as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee
a guy once told me "all your boyfriends look like they're from the same casting call" and that honestly gagged me. it's not true, but it's still such a good burn that i think about it constantly
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
a guy once told me "all your boyfriends look like they're from the same casting call" and that honestly gagged me. it's not true, but it's still such a good burn that i think about it constantly
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And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
took me a solid minute to realize this was being homophobic. genuinely thought this was just pro-anal
December 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
took me a solid minute to realize this was being homophobic. genuinely thought this was just pro-anal
the commentator shouldn’t take the fall for saying something objectively funny, i’m sorry
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the commentator shouldn’t take the fall for saying something objectively funny, i’m sorry
can’t really get hype about football this year because i just can’t get into a white quarterback. can’t do it. maybe next year
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
can’t really get hype about football this year because i just can’t get into a white quarterback. can’t do it. maybe next year
the larian thing is such an own goal because i was probably gonna buy their next game just from the bg3 goodwill, and like. well. now i'm not gonna do that
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the larian thing is such an own goal because i was probably gonna buy their next game just from the bg3 goodwill, and like. well. now i'm not gonna do that
one funny thing about bsky is the discover feed is like “you’re in seattle, huh? here’s some very specific fetish content” and all i can do is be like, “not my thing, but yeah, that’s definitely what happens here!”
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
one funny thing about bsky is the discover feed is like “you’re in seattle, huh? here’s some very specific fetish content” and all i can do is be like, “not my thing, but yeah, that’s definitely what happens here!”
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
i’m so TIRED of the “woke college campuses” narrative!! in my THEATRE degree, theoretically the KING of liberal bullshit, our white woman professor made me fake a mexican accent and a black student say “sheeeiiiit” before he started any monologue. and then she won a diversity award. what wokeness???
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i’m so TIRED of the “woke college campuses” narrative!! in my THEATRE degree, theoretically the KING of liberal bullshit, our white woman professor made me fake a mexican accent and a black student say “sheeeiiiit” before he started any monologue. and then she won a diversity award. what wokeness???
“So, what’s your full time job?” Uh…….this?
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
“So, what’s your full time job?” Uh…….this?
every few years me or my one other millennial coworker talk seriously about attempting to unionize our work place, and then we remember that all of our gen x/boomer coworkers are such crabs in a pot bastards that we have no hope in hell
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
every few years me or my one other millennial coworker talk seriously about attempting to unionize our work place, and then we remember that all of our gen x/boomer coworkers are such crabs in a pot bastards that we have no hope in hell
anyway we played the first chapter of dispatch and it looks SO good. it’s also fun, but goddamn it looks nice
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
anyway we played the first chapter of dispatch and it looks SO good. it’s also fun, but goddamn it looks nice
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
being so fucking brave by going to work and then to an engagement party for a couple i’m not happy for when i literally got the new pokemon legends yesterday. i could (and SHOULD) be playing pokemon right NOW
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
being so fucking brave by going to work and then to an engagement party for a couple i’m not happy for when i literally got the new pokemon legends yesterday. i could (and SHOULD) be playing pokemon right NOW
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
well it took almost a week, but it’s looking like we pulled it out, lads 🎉🎉🎉
🕯️ prayer circle for seattle to elect our socialist mayor too 🕯️
she’s currently behind a little in the polls but we wont know for sure until tomorrow at the earliest 🫥🫥🫥
she’s currently behind a little in the polls but we wont know for sure until tomorrow at the earliest 🫥🫥🫥
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
well it took almost a week, but it’s looking like we pulled it out, lads 🎉🎉🎉
i’m gonna get a knock on my door if i start posting the shit i’m thinking about these politicians, so i’ll just log off for the night
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i’m gonna get a knock on my door if i start posting the shit i’m thinking about these politicians, so i’ll just log off for the night
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As I hate hell, all Democrats, and thee
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
As I hate hell, all Democrats, and thee
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"pronouns in bio" was the moderate stance, this time we're gonna forcefem everyone over 35
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"pronouns in bio" was the moderate stance, this time we're gonna forcefem everyone over 35
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what about bringing it around town
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
what about bringing it around town
🕯️ prayer circle for seattle to elect our socialist mayor too 🕯️
she’s currently behind a little in the polls but we wont know for sure until tomorrow at the earliest 🫥🫥🫥
she’s currently behind a little in the polls but we wont know for sure until tomorrow at the earliest 🫥🫥🫥
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
🕯️ prayer circle for seattle to elect our socialist mayor too 🕯️
she’s currently behind a little in the polls but we wont know for sure until tomorrow at the earliest 🫥🫥🫥
she’s currently behind a little in the polls but we wont know for sure until tomorrow at the earliest 🫥🫥🫥
exactly. saying “i wish him the best in his private life, may this be the last time i utter his name” is INCREDIBLY metal AND correct. Cuomo DIDN’T run a good race, and he’s NOT a good guy!! you don’t have to cede anything to these dickheads!!! put them in the trash where they belong!!
I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
exactly. saying “i wish him the best in his private life, may this be the last time i utter his name” is INCREDIBLY metal AND correct. Cuomo DIDN’T run a good race, and he’s NOT a good guy!! you don’t have to cede anything to these dickheads!!! put them in the trash where they belong!!
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
got that labeler that marks when people have posted more than 50 times in a day and it’s both eye opening and unsurprising who is simply Posting Too Much
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
got that labeler that marks when people have posted more than 50 times in a day and it’s both eye opening and unsurprising who is simply Posting Too Much