The Amazing Testicular Torsten
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Little freak. Crawled out of the well. Stinky!!!
Kendrick if he was from Whoville: Hold on little Grinch, hold on sit down little Grinch
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Kendrick if he was from Whoville: Hold on little Grinch, hold on sit down little Grinch
Woke up, just coming out of a dream I couldn't really remember aside from a feminine voice dismissively saying "ugh, that's just tayters dot com for gay men!"
tayters.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Woke up, just coming out of a dream I couldn't really remember aside from a feminine voice dismissively saying "ugh, that's just tayters dot com for gay men!"
The cool thing about hopping just a hair over the line for medicaid eligibility is that suddenly youre functionally making way less money if you want to have access to the medications you have been relying on for years. Even with the cost partially subsidized its like $500+ a month
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The cool thing about hopping just a hair over the line for medicaid eligibility is that suddenly youre functionally making way less money if you want to have access to the medications you have been relying on for years. Even with the cost partially subsidized its like $500+ a month
Gonna open up a Red Hot Chilli Peppers themed restaurant and cover fucking everything in our signature Cream of Californication Sauce
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gonna open up a Red Hot Chilli Peppers themed restaurant and cover fucking everything in our signature Cream of Californication Sauce
Last episode of the Chair Company was so fucking good. Goddamn, what a show
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Last episode of the Chair Company was so fucking good. Goddamn, what a show
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Disney keeps rejecting my pitch for an adult Goofy cartoon where he gets his freaking cock stuck in the floorboards and stretches it all around the room like Laffy Taffy and then it snaps and he sits down in Puto's food bowl so Pluto eats his balls
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Disney keeps rejecting my pitch for an adult Goofy cartoon where he gets his freaking cock stuck in the floorboards and stretches it all around the room like Laffy Taffy and then it snaps and he sits down in Puto's food bowl so Pluto eats his balls
Disney keeps rejecting my pitch for an adult Goofy cartoon where he gets his freaking cock stuck in the floorboards and stretches it all around the room like Laffy Taffy and then it snaps and he sits down in Puto's food bowl so Pluto eats his balls
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Disney keeps rejecting my pitch for an adult Goofy cartoon where he gets his freaking cock stuck in the floorboards and stretches it all around the room like Laffy Taffy and then it snaps and he sits down in Puto's food bowl so Pluto eats his balls
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Welcome to the first annual Child Endagerment Olympics, made possible by our generous sponsors at FanDuel
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Welcome to the first annual Child Endagerment Olympics, made possible by our generous sponsors at FanDuel
Welcome to the first annual Child Endagerment Olympics, made possible by our generous sponsors at FanDuel
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Welcome to the first annual Child Endagerment Olympics, made possible by our generous sponsors at FanDuel
Larry, Shemp, Moe and who could forget? It's Goku, of course!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Larry, Shemp, Moe and who could forget? It's Goku, of course!!
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Sighing heavily as the cat comes walking over with another terminally wounded miniature version of me in his mouth
September 28, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Sighing heavily as the cat comes walking over with another terminally wounded miniature version of me in his mouth
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Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure
Lieutenant Surge has a BO problem and he doesn't shower. Plus, he only eats military rations and "cowboy beans," so his whole gym stinks an oily stink! Join me in signing this petition to throw his ass into the water right by the SS Anne
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Lieutenant Surge has a BO problem and he doesn't shower. Plus, he only eats military rations and "cowboy beans," so his whole gym stinks an oily stink! Join me in signing this petition to throw his ass into the water right by the SS Anne
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I hate to be annoying but I still need some help
Hey gamers, without access to food stamps this month is going to be harder than it usually should. If you can share and donate I would greatly appreciate it.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I hate to be annoying but I still need some help
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if you don't need a commision, and instead would like to keep me alive for absolutely no reason, my ko-fi is here o/
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
if you don't need a commision, and instead would like to keep me alive for absolutely no reason, my ko-fi is here o/
Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee
sometimes you just gotta sit down and read the fandom wiki page for Nen cover to cover (printed out before reading)
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee
Knights of the Old Republic II: Toe-Sucking Lords
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Knights of the Old Republic II: Toe-Sucking Lords
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sometimes people say “you’re reading this movie all wrong. it’s not supposed to be a horror, it’s supposed to be a b movie”. so i watched it as a b movie. it’s not good
It was great fun to have @notquitereal.bsky.social back to talk about The Happening, which unfortunately was not great fun to watch. Media club plus out now in your app and at mediaclub.plus, screenshots on patreon. Bonus ep for The Last Airbender also on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/142770...
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November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
sometimes people say “you’re reading this movie all wrong. it’s not supposed to be a horror, it’s supposed to be a b movie”. so i watched it as a b movie. it’s not good
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Just came home from my first post—COVID gym trip to this lovely beast. It’s SO lovely, what an object!!
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just came home from my first post—COVID gym trip to this lovely beast. It’s SO lovely, what an object!!
I dont think they should have rules for ghosts. I think that's FUCKING bullshit!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I dont think they should have rules for ghosts. I think that's FUCKING bullshit!!!
Went and saw the Chainsaw Man movie. Extremely unsubtle about its many themes (positive). Reminded me of my affections for Chainsaw Man and how I should get caught up on Part 2. I still rankle against a lot of the Mappa house style though.
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Went and saw the Chainsaw Man movie. Extremely unsubtle about its many themes (positive). Reminded me of my affections for Chainsaw Man and how I should get caught up on Part 2. I still rankle against a lot of the Mappa house style though.
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Emergency commissions!
I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!
#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI
I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!
#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Emergency commissions!
I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!
#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI
I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!
#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI
Yeah, sorry I dont hang out much anymore. It's just that if I'm out of the house for more than 10 minutes, I can't stop worrying that the werewolf has escaped containment and I have to go home and check
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Yeah, sorry I dont hang out much anymore. It's just that if I'm out of the house for more than 10 minutes, I can't stop worrying that the werewolf has escaped containment and I have to go home and check
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Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer
simpsons added a few kids to springfield who are born this century and it makes sense for a lot of reasons but also i cant help but think 'Bart is thirty years older than that other kid'
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer
Might spend the next couple years getting really into decoctions
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Might spend the next couple years getting really into decoctions