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Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/
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Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
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Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
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Ozempic, MRI machines and flat screen televisions all emerged out of fundamental research decades earlier — the very types of study being slashed by the US government
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
7 basic science discoveries that changed the world
Ozempic, MRI machines and flat screen televisions all emerged out of fundamental research decades earlier — the very types of study being slashed by the US government.
www.nature.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Ozempic, MRI machines and flat screen televisions all emerged out of fundamental research decades earlier — the very types of study being slashed by the US government
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Funders must recognise that great discoveries often come from studies that seeks to advance knowledge for its own sake
go.nature.com/47zrzYZ
go.nature.com/47zrzYZ
From MRI to Ozempic: breakthroughs that show why fundamental research must be protected
In these financially straitened times, funders must recognize that great discoveries often arise from work that was looking for something completely different.
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October 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Funders must recognise that great discoveries often come from studies that seeks to advance knowledge for its own sake
go.nature.com/47zrzYZ
go.nature.com/47zrzYZ
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"We always think about America’s postwar role in Europe as an act of great generosity, the defense of allies from Soviet aggression. But by putting democracy at the center of our international identity, we also helped strengthen our own political system"
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
The Beacon of Democracy Goes Dark
For nearly 250 years, America promoted freedom and equality abroad, even when it failed to live up to those ideals itself. Not anymore.
www.theatlantic.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"We always think about America’s postwar role in Europe as an act of great generosity, the defense of allies from Soviet aggression. But by putting democracy at the center of our international identity, we also helped strengthen our own political system"
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
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Expertise is a thing.
September 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Expertise is a thing.
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New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting https://theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332/
September 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting https://theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332/
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I'd trade the last Star Wars trilogy as well for this sequel
August 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'd trade the last Star Wars trilogy as well for this sequel
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Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
August 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
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U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day theonion.com/u-s-pop...
August 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day theonion.com/u-s-pop...
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‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
PARIS—In an effort to modernize the principles and empirical procedures of examining phenomena and advancing humanity’s collective knowledge, the International Council for Science announced Thursday t...
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August 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
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Pizza is good. Pizza is great.
August 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pizza is good. Pizza is great.
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Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer
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July 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer
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Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans.
This is Washington at its worst.
We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
This is Washington at its worst.
We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
July 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans.
This is Washington at its worst.
We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
This is Washington at its worst.
We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
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Cuffed 80 YOs in wheelchairs. Does any other country on the planet do that?
People in wheelchairs are getting arrested right now in the Russell Senate Office Building in DC. They showed up to tell Congress not to cut their Medicaid, because they cant afford health care without it. If you look closely you can see the zip ties on their hands. #WeWontGetOverLosingMedicaid
June 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Cuffed 80 YOs in wheelchairs. Does any other country on the planet do that?
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Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle
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June 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle
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When private equity owns your doctor, you pay MORE for WORSE care. Their priority is profit.
Governor Kotek just signed into law the strongest protections against corporate profiteering in health care.
Congress should follow and get private equity out of health care nationwide.
Governor Kotek just signed into law the strongest protections against corporate profiteering in health care.
Congress should follow and get private equity out of health care nationwide.
June 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When private equity owns your doctor, you pay MORE for WORSE care. Their priority is profit.
Governor Kotek just signed into law the strongest protections against corporate profiteering in health care.
Congress should follow and get private equity out of health care nationwide.
Governor Kotek just signed into law the strongest protections against corporate profiteering in health care.
Congress should follow and get private equity out of health care nationwide.
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A man with a severe speech disability is able to speak expressively and sing using a brain implant that translates his neural activity into words almost instantly.
https://go.nature.com/4dV6avS
https://go.nature.com/4dV6avS
World first: brain implant lets man speak with expression ― and sing
Device translates thought to speech in real time.
go.nature.com
June 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A man with a severe speech disability is able to speak expressively and sing using a brain implant that translates his neural activity into words almost instantly.
https://go.nature.com/4dV6avS
https://go.nature.com/4dV6avS
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An opinion for the history books. Kafka enters the chat.....
The opening of Judge Boasberg’s opinion:
June 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
An opinion for the history books. Kafka enters the chat.....
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Nature research paper: Closed-loop vagus nerve stimulation aids recovery from spinal cord injury
https://go.nature.com/4mrysC9
https://go.nature.com/4mrysC9
Closed-loop vagus nerve stimulation aids recovery from spinal cord injury - Nature
Following spinal cord injury, gamified physical therapy that incorporates closed-loop vagus nerve stimulation can aid restoration of arm and hand function.
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May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Nature research paper: Closed-loop vagus nerve stimulation aids recovery from spinal cord injury
https://go.nature.com/4mrysC9
https://go.nature.com/4mrysC9