Moorepheme
@moorepheme.bsky.social
So is there someone who'll tell you you're insane or do you have to, like, eat people first?
Totally agree with Jeff Bridges here: if we believe in the Founding Farmers, we must also believe in -- and uphold -- the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and the Magna Encarta. 🇲🇾 🇲🇾 🇲🇾
(Loved this guy in The Hunger Games!)
(Loved this guy in The Hunger Games!)
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Totally agree with Jeff Bridges here: if we believe in the Founding Farmers, we must also believe in -- and uphold -- the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and the Magna Encarta. 🇲🇾 🇲🇾 🇲🇾
(Loved this guy in The Hunger Games!)
(Loved this guy in The Hunger Games!)
...uh, you okay there, queen?
Cause if it's the lines at Target, we've all been there.
Cause if it's the lines at Target, we've all been there.
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
...uh, you okay there, queen?
Cause if it's the lines at Target, we've all been there.
Cause if it's the lines at Target, we've all been there.
Really? But does he turn into a buddhist? I. Want. Buddhist. Robots.
Also, you should redesign this. It's good but looks like Star Cream is really happy. (Please do not tell me if that scene has also been done.)
Also, you should redesign this. It's good but looks like Star Cream is really happy. (Please do not tell me if that scene has also been done.)
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Really? But does he turn into a buddhist? I. Want. Buddhist. Robots.
Also, you should redesign this. It's good but looks like Star Cream is really happy. (Please do not tell me if that scene has also been done.)
Also, you should redesign this. It's good but looks like Star Cream is really happy. (Please do not tell me if that scene has also been done.)
January 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Why are fantasy cities always built along the edge of insanely dangerous cliffs? I think the fantasy is that they don't have insurance premiums.
#fantasy
#fantasy
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Why are fantasy cities always built along the edge of insanely dangerous cliffs? I think the fantasy is that they don't have insurance premiums.
#fantasy
#fantasy
Again.
You mean: 'We are 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛 the villains.'
You mean: 'We are 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛 the villains.'
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Again.
You mean: 'We are 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛 the villains.'
You mean: 'We are 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛 the villains.'
Transformers should do a storyline where a Transformer accidentally smushes a person like a juice box, and then we see them deal with the emotional trauma by becoming a buddhist who refuses to fight and wears mattresses on his feet.
"I am Sunyat-bot."
"I am Sunyat-bot."
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Transformers should do a storyline where a Transformer accidentally smushes a person like a juice box, and then we see them deal with the emotional trauma by becoming a buddhist who refuses to fight and wears mattresses on his feet.
"I am Sunyat-bot."
"I am Sunyat-bot."
Prediction for 2026: Desperate influencers accidentally but successfully initiate the craze for "cowl-neck panties," catapulting humanity into a new golden age of fashion.
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Prediction for 2026: Desperate influencers accidentally but successfully initiate the craze for "cowl-neck panties," catapulting humanity into a new golden age of fashion.
Prediction for 2026: Dunkin' Donuts introduces "Bagel Holes" which are a total and utter worldwide failure everywhere but Florida.
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Prediction for 2026: Dunkin' Donuts introduces "Bagel Holes" which are a total and utter worldwide failure everywhere but Florida.
Prediction for 2026: The University of High Point begins offering transfer credits to content creators on OnlyFans.
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Prediction for 2026: The University of High Point begins offering transfer credits to content creators on OnlyFans.
Prediction for 2026: EA secures a deal to let two contest winners determine the outcome of an actual NFL game by playing Madden:
Suresh "ToightEnds33" Bhattacherjee (representing the Houston Texans) vs. Connie "!Gramma_Slamma!" Bobak (representing the Pittsburgh Steelers).
Suresh "ToightEnds33" Bhattacherjee (representing the Houston Texans) vs. Connie "!Gramma_Slamma!" Bobak (representing the Pittsburgh Steelers).
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Prediction for 2026: EA secures a deal to let two contest winners determine the outcome of an actual NFL game by playing Madden:
Suresh "ToightEnds33" Bhattacherjee (representing the Houston Texans) vs. Connie "!Gramma_Slamma!" Bobak (representing the Pittsburgh Steelers).
Suresh "ToightEnds33" Bhattacherjee (representing the Houston Texans) vs. Connie "!Gramma_Slamma!" Bobak (representing the Pittsburgh Steelers).
Prediction for 2026: Enraged and aggravated by a deepfaked Maduro dick pic, our president mistakenly bombs Venice.
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Prediction for 2026: Enraged and aggravated by a deepfaked Maduro dick pic, our president mistakenly bombs Venice.
Prediction for 2026: South Carolina attempts to ban the metric system. Settles on a 100% tariff on any metrically-derived products or calculations.
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Prediction for 2026: South Carolina attempts to ban the metric system. Settles on a 100% tariff on any metrically-derived products or calculations.