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Moose Boooooo-gelow

@moosebigelow.bsky.social

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An odd companion in a weird sort of way. Based in the PNW.

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · Aug 30

On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 5h

5 Fun Places to Go Apple Picking This Weekend Because ICE Scared Off All Their Farmworkers: tinyurl.com/r2rwezfe

White woman with blonde braids wearing a plaid button-up cuffed at the sleeves as she happily picks apples in the fall sunlight

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 5h

This is just great. Even one of the founders of antifa has a girlfriend and I don't.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10h

sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 6h

Bo Bichette and Vlad Jr. are nepo babies. There. I said it.

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 7h

Miley's latest food fascination is butter. Tonight I put my mac and cheese bowl down to move some stuff and she helped herself since the sauce had butter in it and why else would i put it where she could get it if it wasn't for her to eat it?

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 7h

I thought Kershaw was a homophobe but so many of his losses are come from behind

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12h

For the new followers, youtu.be/-vQikzdyOTo?...

Larry King thanks Dolphin Pilot (dolphin pilot?)

YouTube video by Joseph Merkel

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12h

When PBS says "and viewers like you" I always say "Viewers like me?" but if I had more confidence I'd be all "HELL YEAH VIEWERS LIKE ME"

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 13h

I keep confusing her and hoping they actually meant to hire Barry Weiss from A&E's Storage Wars

Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 13h

be a furry if you want (i guess?) but taking a post of my dad with a mascot and being fucking weird about it is an instant block

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h

me waiting for this president to do something smart

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 14h

If the "how can you post about SPORTSBALL when we're LIVING under FASCISM" scolds paid attention to sportsball, they'd know what happens when a manager tries to get through a series using only his high-leverage relievers. There's no better example of why you can't go through life in panic mode 24/7

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h

Would I respect if Bill held a press conference saying "Fellas, we've all done crazy things to get laid amirite?"? No.

Would I get it? Absolutely.

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h

Girls love it when deep roots are not reached by the frost.

(Girls, if he can't reach your deep roots with his frost my DMs are open)

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 15h

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

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Christopher Crawford @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social · 14h

Advertising a Bruce Springsteen movie during a baseball game seems foolish. Your target audience -- every baseball writer alive -- is working.

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h

Puyallup

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h

I once had an illicit affair with Nicole Kidman but I wound up being too much man for her.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h

in a single game the record is two but there is no data for by a series.

Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h

It's really unfair for Josh Naylor to use his newly acquired dad strength during the playoffs.

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 17h

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 22h

search is borked

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Alex Mayer @alexmayer34.bsky.social · 1d

Cal Raleigh and Babe Ruth are the only players in MLB history to hit *exactly* 60 home runs in a season. Both hit HR 6️⃣1️⃣ in the Postseason on October 7, in their final AB of a win in which their team scored 8 runs:

Ruth 10/7/1927
Cal 10/7/2025

#Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🔱

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 23h

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d

honeymooners made it famous apparently but yes stooges used it first

Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d

Mandela effect: Popeye never once said "Why I oughta"

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