americans hate it when their normal life is disrupted, which is why they're barely willing to protest anything at all. and most protests amount to nothing more than a parade

i know some people will be like "life has to go on despite it all" but i think we're at the point where we can't just keep pretending to be normal

i oxyclean my kitchen towels too when they start looking particularly gross and it gets them white again. and i go through kitchen towels like i work in a restaurant

i know lettuces have like 0 calories but i drowned that salad in tahini and chia seeds and pistachios and dates

i oxyclean my white tshirts every once in a while and the water is always so disgusting. i don't understand where all the dirt is hiding but damn if oxyclean doesn't make my shirts whiter

idk if i'm thinking of the same bit but the one where trump is talking about gay actor michael douglas while a third plane is hitting the towers is so real

i'm fibermaxxing, i'm pushing the limits of my digestion

at least pepto bismol is legal in this great nation

Chaos by Tom O'Neill

it's insane and i'm the person at my company who's in charge of keeping people trained on the microsoft suite formerly known as office (now copilot app)

microsoft would say you should give all 20 teams edit access to a single powerpoint so you can work on it together and then use copilot to clean it up (which does not work)

[taking this post completely the wrong way] i think kalshi and polymarket should start breaking people's legs