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gretchen mothman
@mothmanphd.bsky.social
· Nov 15
[extremely edna mode voice] no cops
i was so brave today (threw away several pairs of socks that i don't like wearing)
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i was so brave today (threw away several pairs of socks that i don't like wearing)
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[bernie sanders voice] thank you, soccah mohmmy
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
[bernie sanders voice] thank you, soccah mohmmy
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I will never develop a deep abiding hatred for some online personality because I immediately block anyone who annoys me even once. I don't like being pissed off all the time, I'm on here like this
patrick star from spongebob sits on a rock with a bunch of needles sticking out of it
ALT: patrick star from spongebob sits on a rock with a bunch of needles sticking out of it
media.tenor.com
May 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I will never develop a deep abiding hatred for some online personality because I immediately block anyone who annoys me even once. I don't like being pissed off all the time, I'm on here like this
my real hot take is that any hobbies involving screens need to be heavily scrutinized
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
my real hot take is that any hobbies involving screens need to be heavily scrutinized
it's important to do things for fun and be okay with being kind of bad at them (never compare yourself to others)
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
it's important to do things for fun and be okay with being kind of bad at them (never compare yourself to others)
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i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things
nothing should be considered solely "breakfast food" or "not breakfast food". eat whatever you want at any time of day
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
nothing should be considered solely "breakfast food" or "not breakfast food". eat whatever you want at any time of day
in 2026 i want to have big salad lunch more often
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
in 2026 i want to have big salad lunch more often
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Not disagreeing with OP by any means but I feel like a not-zero of wine moms are covert bullies and former Mean Girls and giving them a deserving target is a net good for society, like finally giving a border collie trapped in a suburban development 20 acres and a flock of sleep
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Not disagreeing with OP by any means but I feel like a not-zero of wine moms are covert bullies and former Mean Girls and giving them a deserving target is a net good for society, like finally giving a border collie trapped in a suburban development 20 acres and a flock of sleep
apple: we're renaming the iPhone to the Apple Intelligence Device
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
apple: we're renaming the iPhone to the Apple Intelligence Device
microsoft saw elon "successfully" rename twitter to x and said alright bet
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
microsoft saw elon "successfully" rename twitter to x and said alright bet
i'm going to love explaining this one to all my boomer coworkers for the rest of my career
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
i'm going to love explaining this one to all my boomer coworkers for the rest of my career
need to become the type of person who plans stuff with my friends a few weeks in advance
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
need to become the type of person who plans stuff with my friends a few weeks in advance
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Just hit the Gen Z/Gen Alpha with this meme and they’ll forever be skeptical of the military recrooters.
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Just hit the Gen Z/Gen Alpha with this meme and they’ll forever be skeptical of the military recrooters.
thinking about the hate week speech in 1984 where the speaker changes who they're at war with mid-speech
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
thinking about the hate week speech in 1984 where the speaker changes who they're at war with mid-speech
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about these 'progressives' you blame for everything, how many do you estimate there are? Is one here in the room with us now? Show me on the drawing where the progressive touched you
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
about these 'progressives' you blame for everything, how many do you estimate there are? Is one here in the room with us now? Show me on the drawing where the progressive touched you
guy friend trying to pick out a new haircut because he always hates his haircut, doesn't like that "you have to go somewhere more expensive than supercuts" is the answer
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
guy friend trying to pick out a new haircut because he always hates his haircut, doesn't like that "you have to go somewhere more expensive than supercuts" is the answer
my friends are playing brain age on the DS for some reason. nintendo needs to put that game on the switch
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 AM
my friends are playing brain age on the DS for some reason. nintendo needs to put that game on the switch
the number of times i've gotten sick from someone who's "not contagious anymore" is very high, and those same people refuse to believe they're the ones who got me sick
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
the number of times i've gotten sick from someone who's "not contagious anymore" is very high, and those same people refuse to believe they're the ones who got me sick
under my regime, coughing in public without a mask on will be a felony
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
under my regime, coughing in public without a mask on will be a felony
all people born before 1983 know is rotary phone, balance a checkbook, fax machine, write cursive, navigate with a paper map, fall for cybersecurity scams, tell time on an analog clock, and lie
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
all people born before 1983 know is rotary phone, balance a checkbook, fax machine, write cursive, navigate with a paper map, fall for cybersecurity scams, tell time on an analog clock, and lie
i would love to teach a class on how to make a grocery list and not get scared at the grocery store
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i would love to teach a class on how to make a grocery list and not get scared at the grocery store
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it is unpatriotic to consider grocery shopping a hassle. americans were told to bounce back from 9/11 by going out and buying stuff and by golly we did it. buying crap we don't need is our highest national calling
This smart fridge wants to solve the hassle of grocery shopping
GE’s new smart fridge wants to help you shop for groceries
The $5,000 fridge can scan your groceries
buff.ly
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
it is unpatriotic to consider grocery shopping a hassle. americans were told to bounce back from 9/11 by going out and buying stuff and by golly we did it. buying crap we don't need is our highest national calling
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i'll vote for anyone who promises to put the people who gave unlimited porn generators to incels and 13 year old boys into prison for life
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i'll vote for anyone who promises to put the people who gave unlimited porn generators to incels and 13 year old boys into prison for life
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Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand