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gretchen mothman
@mothmanphd.bsky.social
· Nov 15
[extremely edna mode voice] no cops
the number of times i've gotten sick from someone who's "not contagious anymore" is very high, and those same people refuse to believe they're the ones who got me sick
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
the number of times i've gotten sick from someone who's "not contagious anymore" is very high, and those same people refuse to believe they're the ones who got me sick
under my regime, coughing in public without a mask on will be a felony
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
under my regime, coughing in public without a mask on will be a felony
all people born before 1983 know is rotary phone, balance a checkbook, fax machine, write cursive, navigate with a paper map, fall for cybersecurity scams, tell time on an analog clock, and lie
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
all people born before 1983 know is rotary phone, balance a checkbook, fax machine, write cursive, navigate with a paper map, fall for cybersecurity scams, tell time on an analog clock, and lie
i would love to teach a class on how to make a grocery list and not get scared at the grocery store
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i would love to teach a class on how to make a grocery list and not get scared at the grocery store
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it is unpatriotic to consider grocery shopping a hassle. americans were told to bounce back from 9/11 by going out and buying stuff and by golly we did it. buying crap we don't need is our highest national calling
This smart fridge wants to solve the hassle of grocery shopping
GE’s new smart fridge wants to help you shop for groceries
The $5,000 fridge can scan your groceries
buff.ly
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
it is unpatriotic to consider grocery shopping a hassle. americans were told to bounce back from 9/11 by going out and buying stuff and by golly we did it. buying crap we don't need is our highest national calling
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i'll vote for anyone who promises to put the people who gave unlimited porn generators to incels and 13 year old boys into prison for life
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i'll vote for anyone who promises to put the people who gave unlimited porn generators to incels and 13 year old boys into prison for life
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Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand
i'm posting essays, youtube videos, music recommendations, and bluesky posts in the group chat back to back to back. get ready for 12 messages in a row about wildly different topics
January 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
i'm posting essays, youtube videos, music recommendations, and bluesky posts in the group chat back to back to back. get ready for 12 messages in a row about wildly different topics
i deleted my twitter account almost 3 years ago and that decision gets better every day
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
i deleted my twitter account almost 3 years ago and that decision gets better every day
seattle coffee is like italian coffee, they did a lot to popularize it and it’s a huge part of their culture, but their coffee sucks ass
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
seattle coffee is like italian coffee, they did a lot to popularize it and it’s a huge part of their culture, but their coffee sucks ass
it‘s so crazy that there’s no third wave coffee in seattle
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
it‘s so crazy that there’s no third wave coffee in seattle
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
i used to be a huge planner person in college and i stopped doing that when i started working because i keep track of all my work shit in outlook
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i used to be a huge planner person in college and i stopped doing that when i started working because i keep track of all my work shit in outlook
looking at example planner spreads and everyone's habit trackers are like "drink water" and "brush teeth"
December 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
looking at example planner spreads and everyone's habit trackers are like "drink water" and "brush teeth"
“ingredients i couldn’t pronounce“ skill issue
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“ingredients i couldn’t pronounce“ skill issue
2025 in review: screentime down by 50%, read 55 books, posture is better but not perfect, i can squat 140lbs and bench 65lbs now, i was more annoying than ever :), got an ebike and went outside to ride it a few times, did not cook dinner more often, ate a lot of taco bell
i like to give myself some easy to achieve goals (read books and be annoying) and some hard ones (fix posture)
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
2025 in review: screentime down by 50%, read 55 books, posture is better but not perfect, i can squat 140lbs and bench 65lbs now, i was more annoying than ever :), got an ebike and went outside to ride it a few times, did not cook dinner more often, ate a lot of taco bell
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I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
my jetpens order is getting here today ahhhhhhh
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
my jetpens order is getting here today ahhhhhhh
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i installed ad blockers on my in-laws computers and phones over the holidays because all ads are malware to me
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i installed ad blockers on my in-laws computers and phones over the holidays because all ads are malware to me
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
people love to get me skincare gifts and i love to spend the week after christmas pretending like i’m the type of person who has a skincare routine
December 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
people love to get me skincare gifts and i love to spend the week after christmas pretending like i’m the type of person who has a skincare routine
i don't believe in secret family recipes. it's not like i'm selling my mom's pancakes, why wouldn't i give someone the recipe?
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i don't believe in secret family recipes. it's not like i'm selling my mom's pancakes, why wouldn't i give someone the recipe?
holiday conversations with family
December 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
holiday conversations with family