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[extremely edna mode voice] no cops
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ICE just point blank murdered a U.S. citizen in Minneapolis.

Update call script here 👉 5calls.org/issue/ice-ra... 🔥📞🔥
Stop the Aggressive ICE Raids and Attacks on Immigrants and Citizens ⭑ 5 Calls
The Trump administration has continually attacked immigrant communities across the country with aggressive ICE raids, abusive and inhumane detention …
5calls.org
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
reject the evidence of your eyes and ears
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"x isn't responsible for csam" is just a continuation of "guns don't kill people"
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
i was so brave today (threw away several pairs of socks that i don't like wearing)
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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[bernie sanders voice] thank you, soccah mohmmy
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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I will never develop a deep abiding hatred for some online personality because I immediately block anyone who annoys me even once. I don't like being pissed off all the time, I'm on here like this
patrick star from spongebob sits on a rock with a bunch of needles sticking out of it
ALT: patrick star from spongebob sits on a rock with a bunch of needles sticking out of it
media.tenor.com
May 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
my real hot take is that any hobbies involving screens need to be heavily scrutinized
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
it's important to do things for fun and be okay with being kind of bad at them (never compare yourself to others)
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
nothing should be considered solely "breakfast food" or "not breakfast food". eat whatever you want at any time of day
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
in 2026 i want to have big salad lunch more often
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Not disagreeing with OP by any means but I feel like a not-zero of wine moms are covert bullies and former Mean Girls and giving them a deserving target is a net good for society, like finally giving a border collie trapped in a suburban development 20 acres and a flock of sleep
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
apple: we're renaming the iPhone to the Apple Intelligence Device
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
microsoft saw elon "successfully" rename twitter to x and said alright bet
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
i'm going to love explaining this one to all my boomer coworkers for the rest of my career
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.

Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App

I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
need to become the type of person who plans stuff with my friends a few weeks in advance
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Just hit the Gen Z/Gen Alpha with this meme and they’ll forever be skeptical of the military recrooters.
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
thinking about the hate week speech in 1984 where the speaker changes who they're at war with mid-speech
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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about these 'progressives' you blame for everything, how many do you estimate there are? Is one here in the room with us now? Show me on the drawing where the progressive touched you
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
guy friend trying to pick out a new haircut because he always hates his haircut, doesn't like that "you have to go somewhere more expensive than supercuts" is the answer
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
my friends are playing brain age on the DS for some reason. nintendo needs to put that game on the switch
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 AM
the number of times i've gotten sick from someone who's "not contagious anymore" is very high, and those same people refuse to believe they're the ones who got me sick
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
under my regime, coughing in public without a mask on will be a felony
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
all people born before 1983 know is rotary phone, balance a checkbook, fax machine, write cursive, navigate with a paper map, fall for cybersecurity scams, tell time on an analog clock, and lie
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM