Carter Lloyd
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Carter Lloyd
@mountaincavalier.bsky.social
Lawyer and political organizer
Service industry worker
B.A. Foreign Affairs and Philosophy UVA
J.D. WVU
I am absolutely desperate for help in an unfair case against the IRS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
-Bloodhound Gang
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

- Gordon Lightfoot
June 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You can fuck off with this condescending bullshit. You guys get your rocks off by common citizens being murdered by their autocratic governments.
When you think of Nazi Germany the good Germans that didn’t vote for Hitler aren’t the first to come up in your heads. The same goes for the US or Russia. Don’t want to be represented by evil? This is your turn to show what you would have done under Nazi rule.
March 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m wondering why the fuck I received a notice of tax deficiency on 6 January this year when it was about eighteen months after an IRS agent told the issue had been cleared up for me.
February 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is why NBC created the show The Apprentice. I knew something was very wrong around twenty years not long after graduating from UVA where I served on the student government but couldn’t get a job in politics or government. No I was expected to be impressed with stupid reality TV bullshit.
When the history of this conditional crisis is written, it should be reflected that the best training ground for flouting laws and reneging on obligations was being an American CEO. The voters got their wish. These guys are running the country like a business.
January 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So I guess you think all Americans deserve this shit whether or not we voted for Trump. You sound like a typical self-righteous privilege asshole who looks down on struggling impoverished Americans.
The world is watching, it's not impressed, and if Trump does try to invade its neighbours, the return fire isn't going to ask if you voted for him or not.
January 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There are a bunch of fucking snobs on this site.
December 19, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Yeah hur hur hur, ha, ha, ha emotional incest but the moment he stands up to his mom, he’s a pathetic loser who’s abusive to women.
December 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
You don’t have to answer for this shit as a grocery store clerk or an Uber driver, Seth.
With MAGAs, you just reverse every word to get the truth:

“When Americans chose Donald Trump in one of the narrowest popular votes in history—49.81% to 48.33%—they sent a muddled message. It’s time for either no or incremental change, and the worst place imaginable to start would be Tulsi Gabbard.”
December 14, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Nah. This about Trump telling the vast majority of Americans they need to go to bed early like he is our fucking daddy or something.
He probably thinks he’s banning eclipses

I love how we pretend he understands things
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · Dec 13
Trump says he will seek to eliminate daylight saving time.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
December 14, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I’m starting to think his murder will be used to justify the repeal of the ACA.
"What we’re called to ask is why the murder of one man must be described as unspeakable violence, but the systemic denial of life to 100,000 people is an acceptable business practice. We’re called to ask why profiting from the denial of life earns a person millions while the people denied care
December 6, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I studied government and politics at UVA. I am a friend of Professor Larry Sabato. I got a law degree from WVU. I voted for Kerry, Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Harris. I watch football because it’s a distraction and the Dem party doesn’t appreciate my help. They treat me like a Trump voter.
What worries me is that most Americans will simply ignore what is being done in Washington over the next couple of years. They'll turn on the football game, watch an episode of the Real Housewives of Someplace, and ignore it as fundamental freedoms and crucial institutions are carved away.
November 17, 2024 at 8:00 PM
October 1, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I’m kind of impressed that I was one of the first million on here. I had figured I was around the first 500,000. I wasn’t far off with it.
September 17, 2024 at 3:00 PM
August 5, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Maybe could all wake up with Bob Newhart except it’s 1981 instead of 1982 and Jimmy Carter is being inaugurated for his second term as President.
I wish Bob Newhart could be waking up somewhere to discover this was all a dream, but alas highest of fives to him for a life well played.
July 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Add food, ruin a film:

Days of Wine, Buffalo Wings, and Roses.

I think an improvement over the original would be Days of Beer and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Add food, ruin a film:

The Long, Hot Sauce Summer
Add food, ruin a film.

Buffalo Wings of Desire
July 12, 2024 at 3:31 AM
July 1, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I just got permanently banned tonight from the UVA subReddit for lighting into snobby, cheap students who called delivery drivers lazy and entitled with attitude problems because they don’t like delivering to those who don’t tip them.
February 27, 2024 at 3:01 AM
The problem is a lot of the right-wingers pushing for it have more military experience than the average liberal being threatened by them.
Most Americans have zero concept of war, and those aching for a Civil War have absolutely no real concept of what that will actually mean.

Fucking fools.
January 26, 2024 at 5:58 AM
I really wish I knew what light of the eternal was associated with at UVA.
December 29, 2023 at 8:34 AM
I’m still trying to figure out if the phrases “light of the eternal” or “eternal light” are associated with any secret societies at the University of Virginia? I’m also wondering if they tap people in their fourth year.
December 22, 2023 at 5:10 AM
“Did you kick him in the head
Did you see the blood run down
Did you laugh at all
When the people walked right by and said aloud
Gutter punks, you're all the same
Gonna make
Twenty dollars 'fore the weekend's over.”
Making a boy doordash and uber today, out earning for Me.

#Domme
October 31, 2023 at 1:53 AM
UVA!!!
October 22, 2023 at 1:59 AM